Nuthyn

9699 pts · November 2, 2012


I'm a package handler. I am trained in the art of handling your package.

What? I don't know that!

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Well...ok. Insert member into mouth, seal lips around, and blow hard. Like, maybe the pressure was supposed to feel good. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

@splatteredpixie

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gotta keep the pipes clean somehow! Yeah, kidding, that's no fun.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Not just fast food. It's also used in bagged, shredded cheese to keep it from clumping.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Reference game on point

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

v

10 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 16

@AndOutComeTheWolves - This right here. Any type of revenge is wasted energy on your part. Funny to talk about, but fruitless in the end.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now you wanna run around talkin bout rooty-tooty-point-n-shootys like I ain't got none, what you think I sold 'em all, cause I stay well off

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When your period doesn't stop you from flicking the bean

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Jacksonville

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Florida

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Relax and take notes

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you the barcode bard from EQ?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I said bbbiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.........

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rowdy!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where are the lightly fried fish filets?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You don't choose the soy sauce, the soy sauce chooses you!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Anchorman

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes! I'm not the only one. I thought it was at first.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Thank you for that. Without sources (and being too lazy to look it up myself), I was ready to call bullshit.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"Don't fart, don't fart, don't fart!" -the crew

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jacksonville is really southern Georgia.

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

UhHuhUhHuhUhHuhUhHuh

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Glad to see I'm not alone on this point of view. Parents are just people too, nothing more nothing less.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Don't forget Styx

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's called logging out. Takes you back to a refreshed page. Must log back in. Vicious cycle. You can never leave!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did Merton finally take his hoodie off?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How did you leave Jacksonville? I thought everybody gets stuck here.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0