The hardest part would be choosing what word!

Mar 4, 2016 10:41 AM

Good ole Brian Regan

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"Get in the car, nigga, we bout to roll up on these mofos with our rooty-tooty-point-n-shooties."

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I would make it so people are forced to pronounce 'wyvern' the way that i pronounce it. I don't care if it's "incorrect". It's correct to me

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I'd make the word "steve" forever be pronounced "flaming gritty arsehole". I dont know anyone named Steve, I just want to inconvenience them

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Fuck the button, can we just calls guns that now?

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But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful hand rooty-tooty-point-n-shooty in the world, and would blow your head clean off

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We need more rooty-tooty-point-n-shooty control

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*runs to the car* shotrooty-tooty-point-n-shooty!

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For now on, Bullfrogs shall be known as Chazwazzas.

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This is my rooty-tooty-point-n-shooty! There are many like it but this one is mine. Without my rooty-tooty-point-n-shooty I am nothing!

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"Listen here son, today I am going to teach you rooty-tooty-point-n-shooty safety.''

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(in southern accent) WHERES MY ROOTY TOOTY POINT N SHOOTY WOMAN THERES A DAMN FOX IN THE HEN HOUSE AGAIN!

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Is that a rooty-tooty-point-n-shooty in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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I would just use it to also change car to booty-scooty-vroom-and-dooty

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Brian Regan owns.

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One, twenty one rooty-tooty-point-n-shooties

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I would change antivaxers to cockfags

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"Happiness is a Warm Rooty-Tooty-Point-N'-Shooty."

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Watch Lord of War again, but this time imagine this scenario the whole time.

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Rooty-tooty-point-and-shooty is my favorite word now XD

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This is my rifle this is my rooty tooty point and shooty.

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This actually raises a good point, one could always refer to the type of thing. Pistol, rifle, shotgun, and so on.

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"Gif"

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Hello everyone and welcome to the concert of the Sex Rooty-Tooty-Point-n-Shooties!!! *Sex Pistols*

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I would change "Penis" to "Rooty-Tooty-Point-N-Shooty"

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"The Man with the Golden Rooty-Tooty-Point-n-Shooty", "The Naked Rooty-Tooty-Point-n-Shooty 2 1/2", "Top Rooty-Tooty-Point-n-Shooty"

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Okay Brian Regan thank you. "This is the whammy kablamy!"

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Whammy kablam*

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Actually it's not whammy kablam , so go ahead and watch the video again.

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{straight faced} OK lady put the money in the bag, I have a rooty tooty point and shooty, and I'm not afraid to use it...

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Who are the retards? Gif is an acronym for Graphics Interface Format, so what retards go around saying "Jeraffics Interface Format"?

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I feel like samual L jackson could still make that sound badass

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Busta Chrymes

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Favorite song would have to be November Rain by rooty-tooty-point-n-shooties & roses

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Thanks for spelling it correctly, unlike the post.

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Rooty tooty point n shooties for Hands I-/

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Wow bomb a loo bop a lop bam boom - Little Richard

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love rooty tooty point n shooty, by Kiss

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Kids with rooty-tooty-point-n-shooties by the gorillaz would be my choice

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I just snorted Diet Coke. Thank you.

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But I thought doing normal coke already makes you loose weight?

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concealed rooty-tooty-point-n-shooties

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Hey Joe, where you goin with that rooty-tooty-point-n-shooty in your hand

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Or maybe "One....twenty-one rooty-tooty-point-n-shooties!" by Green Day

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Certainly wouldn't make that song any worse.

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does that mean when someone is showing off their big arm muscles they are now flashing them rooty-tooty-point-n-shooties??

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What about couples trying for kids? Is the man firing his baby rooty-tooty-point-n-shooty?

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Suns up rooty-toothy-point-and-shootys up.

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Suns out rooty-tooty-point-and-shoots out.

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Who bought tickets to the rooty-tooty-point-n-shooty show?

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You better have a carry permit for them rooty-tooty-point-n-shooties!

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Can't visit NYC, these rooty-tooty-point-n-shooties are in clear violation of the Sullivan Act.

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I'd change the wrong pronunciation of jif to the one and only correct way of gif

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And then I'd dance naked on Steve Wilhite's front lawn

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I'd imagine that would have to include the peanut butter, which would probably change a ton of their marketing.

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I wrote jif for pronunciation. Peanut butter jif stays the same

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Heh, I figured. Just had to share that amusing image.

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Rap songs become lyrically impossible

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Actually it would probably be better than it is now

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no, not impossible as long as "nigga" rhymes with "nigga".

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I'm strapped up nigga fuck a rooty-tooty-point-n-shooty law.

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Just another reason to push the button!

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Yes but what a great opportunity for an innuendo

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Gangs start listening to pop music

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I pull out on her with my rooty-tooty-point-n-shooty. Tell that bitch bend over and drop em and give me all that booty.

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It's a good thing rooty tooty point and shooty rhymes with itself or I'd be out of a job-rapper probably

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Lyrically impossible? I'd see them becoming more fun and jolly instead.

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Or marvels.

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Says you

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Im ok with this

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Or get a classic rock and roll vibe. o uo

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Rooty-tooty-point-n-shooties and Roses

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das raccis

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I can tell no one here listens to much rap if they think people mainly say "gun" in rap songs. RTPnS would just be another of many nicknames

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Tom Cruise Won't Come Out of the Closet episode of South Park: "So I pull out my rooty-tooty-point-n-shooty!"

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Creepin', down the backstreet on deez, i gots my rooty-tooty-point-n-shooty cocked cuz niggaz want these

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Far from it, Rooty-tooty-point-n-shooty rhymes with booty.

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Silly wiggas, triggas are for ni... Nevermind. Imgur is a "safe space" now and I didn't post a trigger warning.

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But I did just rap referencing a shooty pooty bang bang dooty without saying gun, so ya.

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'Got my rooty-tooty-point-and-shooty, gonna go up in the club and get me some booty!' See it could work

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Unless you're Eminem.

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PALMS SWEATY, FOUND A ROOTY-TOOTY-POINT-N-SHOOTY IN MY SPAGHETTI

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Shootin my rooty-tooty-point-n-shooty slappin dat big ol booty. ............ Yeah, no, i'll leave

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Or, as the responses show, the new word for guns is now more lyrically compatible with the word "booty" which is like (1)

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2 of the 3 pieces of the Holy Rap Trinity (Guns, Booty, and Drugs). (2)

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It would just make new rap rhyme again

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Strapped up, my Rooty-tooty-point-n-shooty pirate life, give me the booty, caught a case no jury duty, these real clips not ones from movies

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*magazine. Sorry. +1 anyway.

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Someone should quit his day job lol

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Finish the song!!!!

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"caught a case no jury duty" HAHA love it!

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Damn that booty hotter than my rooty tooty point and shooty

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Dem hips conducting music like Riccardo Muti

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Hip hop a bee bop a yeah yeah yeah

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-Colin Mockery

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(I think I messed up last name)

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A successful mockery

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*jazz hands*

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TURN DOWN FOR WHAT!

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Hello from the other siddeeeee

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