Yeah, I have those.

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I took things very literally

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MRW I walk up to McDonalds and they just sold the last McRib

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Friends don't let friends text drunk

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So, my gf recently started birth control.

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It goes both ways

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How do I brain again?

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Upvote if you pee in the shower, downvote if you're a filthy liar

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