I'll keep updating this throughout my life every now and then. This account has been ban. Little kids often confuse me with superman. Joker fanatic Pre-k1 Longboard champion ((I just made it up)) Pokemon Pancake Champion Avid Rollerblader Lvl. 4 Collector Of Yugioh cards Boyfriend of Corinneeeee ((My special potato salad jk ;D)) 2012 Fruit Punch Champion Lover of Ducks Back to the future re-watcher and also the Dark Knight Lover of Poetry Ongoing College Student achieving his dream Explore of Newyorkcity Ostrich of Colombia Hearthstone addict World Of Warcraft Veteran ((Mrglgrglglglglglglg?!?!)) Casual Soccer Player Noobish Baseball Player Snapchat Storyteller 90's kid Writer Of Wonderful things Worshipper of One Piece Maybe future roadie of Dameht? People who I had sex with: Jessica Parker, Angelina Jolie, Will Smith, Clay Aiken, Spongebob, Emma Stone, Frank Sinatra, George Washington, Mario, Luigi, John F. Kenndy ((It was inside job)), Marilyn Monoroe, Obama, Abrahman Lincoln, Reddit, Jim Carrey, Beetle Juice, Beetle Juice, Beetle Juice, Jay-Z, Peter Griffin, Miley Cyrus, Johnny Depp, Charlie Sheen, Tom Hanks, Michael Jordan, Keanu Reeves, Jennifer Lawrence, Tom and Jerry, Popeye, The Whole Cast of Boy meets world, Donkey Kong, Jack Black, Adam Sandler, Tom Cruise, Kevin James, Ben Stiller, The entire cast of Back to the Future, Drew Barrymore, The People who made snapple, Snoop Dog, Michael Jackson, James Franco, Seth Rogen, George Bush, John Cena and the entire WWE Locker room, Homer Simpson, The Taco Bell dog, and finally Chris Pratt. My passive racial ability is with one quick swift scratch of my skin I'm able to produce cocaine 9/15/15 Two secrets my friends and family don't know about me: I floss my teeth while I take a shit and I masterbate with power glove, What's your game? Quote: "You gotta Risk it to get the biscuit"- Random white guy in KFC. Selfie maybe soon? Some of my favorite gifs http://imgur.com/RvwLj53 https://33.media.tumblr.com/ea36ff65de39e683e6df45f24a5823a2/tumblr_inline_mn3cc1voJ31qz4rgp.gif http://i.imgur.com/UnGX8jL.gif http://imgur.com/dI1icMZ https://i.imgur.com/JbyYMzP.gif http://i.imgur.com/7YIp1yP.gif http://i.imgur.com/oylOptY.gif http://i.imgur.com/97LVKtH.gif http://i.imgur.com/2CvxDDL.gif
Pretty dark. I like it, but @OP would you like some anal sir?
Here some anal for you my good sir
@op
Here some anal my good sir
@op
The best part of walking up is semen in your cupppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH.
Eh I'll give you a upvote gratz on the promotion.
*bad relationships facts
@OP would you like some nice anal good lad? It can provide my own type of calcium
@OP are you doing well lad? but would you like some anal my good sir?
Good show my sir, but would you like some anal @OP?
@op would you like some anal my good lad?
@op I can help you, but first would you like some anal my good sir?
@OP would you like some anal with those bananas my good sir?
@Op that very nice but would you like some anal?
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The Duck is secretly getting anal
Fuck it FRONT PAGE. Native Americans are treated poorly and we rarely hear about them
@op are you into anal? Because this is how you get anal.
I wanna pee in the pool now, sorry.
Alright boys lets help him reach -1000000 downvotes!!
@op I don't know what to say to be honest, but learn from your mistakes and hopefully everythings turns out well for you in the future.
I didn't know mexico had a six flags. Now I know what to do for the summer, thanks imgur!
Dad is probably like "What the hell do I do with this lid afterwards?"
@op what is wrong with his health?
CACA!!
@op you can kiss the front page goodbye