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Kid repeatedly passes out during theme park ride
poor kid. video with sound: https://www.facebook.com/daniel.barronmelendez/videos/vb.100003836191888/776535769150956/?type=3
R1200GS
I drove to Mexico from Ohio, found the kid, took him to Six Flags and we went on the ride so I could see for myself. Much quicker.
NoSleepTilBrooklyn
Jesus, are these poor kids being forced on this ride at gunpoint?
lexgamer
"Si, fly."
PhilipTheSpaceNazi
AAAAAAAAAAAAA...........AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...............AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA................AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
CallMeJerryBecauseIAmJerry
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/172/230/7f2.jpg
Wired2273
I'm sat here laughing like a maniac in the toilet at work
ZacWasTaken
Ive got low blood pressure problems that make me kinda nauseas and dissy when i stand up to fast or go on roller coasters and such, so 1/2
ZacWasTaken
Must have felt like 2 minutes of absolute shit for the kid. :p ughh
youthrewoffmygroove
SixFlags has a Mexico?
Hellstorm99
Just double checked my season pass for six flags this next summer, Mexico is included. Hope I can get there to try this.
markerDee
Ya wey por favorrrrr
petroach
pinchi pendejo wey!
DibDibington
whats up with that kids hairline?
badpetrock
That was like watching The Count on Sesame Street. 1. 1 pass out. 2. 2 pass out. 3. 3 pass out. Ah ah ah ah!
Saukoeter
##### THUNDER #### LIGHTNING ### AHAHAHA
AdmiralJohn
The kid on the right is totally only riding that ride to impress the girl.
brookeys
Everyone is mad at his hairline because if his recedes in the corners he will have the perfect hairline aged 40 ;)
xVancha
Or maybe it'll just move further and further back and he'll end up with an inverse mohawk.
2spooky4me
lmao
NolaSamus
What a ride
crlosg2
Jajajajajajjajaajjajajajajjajajajaja
foxfire1112
nice
nutsoup
Me trying to survive this semester
MetteKleemann
They both have great hair! I don't get why everyone's commenting on his hairline.
satanwantsthemcakes
That look at the camera before the ride started though. He knew his fate was sealed
screamingmexican
*faint
NotGoneYet
Looked my kid on the Tube platform to go on the London Eye! Me: 'I've paid. You're doing it!' The thought of him doing this? Nah! lol
TywinStannister
Love it when she tried to.comfort him.
happyboz
As a bald guy; I've got to admire all that hair.
ChaosandChaos
I think he has excess so the baldies can harvest.
TheDeanofLean
boi! WHAT KINDA HAIRLINE IS THAT??? HOW YO STUFF SHAPED LIKE A HEART? Kingdom Hearts lookin ass, Undertale SOUL lookin ass,
spacecatts
Omg best comment
TheDeanofLean
Prince of all Saiyans lookin ass
Heavykiin
DIO's headband lookin ass
TheDeanofLean
Sailor moon hair lookin ass
TheDeanofLean
Crazy Diamond lookin ass
Bouyo32123
1/2True story: I did one of these rides and the guy forgot to secure my overhead bar w/ the lock. When we came down they questioned me
mattbl
I jumped on a standing coaster when it locked, and it locked with my feet off the ground. They almost started the ride amidst my screams.
woopwooppulloverdatasstoofat
why would you jump when it locked?
mattbl
I was a kid and was jumping up and down b/c it seemed fun, then it locked (they didn't tell us they were locking it).
Bouyo32123
He was probably young and didn't think about it.
Bouyo32123
2/2 for 10 min straight accusing me of tampering with the ride. the only reason the bar didn't fly up was my sheer terror holding on.
TheForceMadeMeLiveLongAndProsper
Oh that's terrifying
Sololop
That is not okay
iAMthedroidurlookingfor
Umm thanks. Never get on one of these now O.O
IamNotPhilFish
ye... thats not possible dude. You couldn't keep it from flying up by holding on to it, your body would go up just like the bar.
BavarianGuy
Most have sawtooth locking so it could be half open and you could hang on to it because it wont open any more than it is at the moment.
Bouyo32123
2/2 I didn't know there was something wrong until they were unstrapping me and couldn't find the padlock. Then I was like "wait, what now?"
Bouyo32123
1/2 I was still secured by the waist with a seatbelt thing and my legs were entwined into the bad because I'm terrified of heights. Honestly
Wynrel
Happened to my father. In a "go-round", I was young and the bar didn't locked. He held me during the whole ride even with centrifugal force.
Wynrel
He still shivers when we talk about it. I only take rides in amusement parks now, where they watch over every fuckin bolt of the structures.
Madness404
Man he went through a gauntlet of emotions. I think he even changed gender at one point. Lol
Bortus
I liked that he tried pretending the gauntlet hadn't just scared for life when he remembered the video camera was recording him.
northwestroots
Lol'd
ScubaStevey3
Same, that shit was golden
GLORYTOHYPNOTOAD
"How dare you assume his/her gender. Maybe he/she hasn't decided it yet" -SJW, probably
nicsterZ
More like "You can't look at a person and tell what their gender is. Xi was not less/more like xis gender at one specific point of the gif."
questionableanswers
So that's what genderfluid looks like.
ArtArchive
Nah, genderfluid is what people donate to the sperm bank.
Nekorasu
Did you just assume his gender?
atrayyou
Its*
emperorzerg
UpBeatJohnDoe
cam8001
cool original post
bakednutz
Didn't you by referring to the young child as a him?
LemmiwinksKingofGerbils
Xim??
superfreddy2002
Triggered! !!!!
tortillaboy
NoiinmyWckedMnd
Both males and females can each be fags... Nut up or shutup!
Smarterthanyoureaveragebeer
i know its not one but, a *roller coaster of a emotions maybe.
StarterCake
Passing out only to wake up in the same nightmare. Welcome to being an adult kiddo
EverythingITypeInIsAlreadyTaken
Zoruda
pleasewashyourbutthole
Pretty much the last 4 years of my life
MidLifeChrysler
Why I don't drink
MemeStealingSkeleton
lighterletter
They look so sad even before the ride starts.
ThisIsImpressive
Vorinclex182
Each and every morning
LazyEngineer
Thats a gold statement
thisusernamesux
Yo I'm actually from the accuracy
thirdworldrepresent
at least he didn't puke
DrFolk
This is total how i feel right now. I am about to go to a job I HATE
Comet260
I'm trying to escape a job I hate. The things we have to do for those little green pieces of paper.
CitrusAss
That hair line though
HotDamnit
The reverse Vegeta
Carpedicks
seriously, what the fuck
EastCookie22
HappyTheReaper
Thats a good life lesson.
teddyboops
I did this 666 one!!!!! I've never appreciated this comment until now ????
JackHedgehog
Oh. Oh lord.
TwentyDollarsIsTwentyDollars
LeeroyyyJenkins
Come here...I'll help you
cccfudge10
mtreis86
Would you call that a preceeding hairline?
Anthroposapien
This kid is definitely a douche at school. This probably brought him down a couple of pegs, while moving his hair up too may pegs.
SonBro
He looks like Eddie Munster.
cantthinkofusernamerightnow
That hair line is a war crime. Por que, mama? Por que?
PigsWeGetWhatPigsDeserve
He has the weirdest hairline ever.
sdevine
It's receding and preceding...
PantyThief
Proceeding*
neil137
he must've cheated at jumanji
SaltIsInYourEyesNow
Yeah hes got monkey hair
Gaeuikj
Or the rest of his hair is really close to his face
LifeOfCray
That's not his hairline. It's longer hair hanging down on the sides.
CakeOrGlory
Well I don't know about you, but I'm lovin' it. He should get a sponsorship deal some time he's conscious.
Notthatkindofdoctorbutclose
I feel so bad for laughing so loud this public restroom. There is just no way to explain and I don't care. Awesome.
imyourrealdad
I think he is part wolfman.
Mordecai213
He's building up defenses. Preparing for the future.
Tubadooba
Looks like the McDonald's symbol
iloveyoutoobae
My gf has something similar. I'm always teasing her singing: ba da ba ba ba I'm loving you xD
complimentpin
I'm loving it though
TheGuyWhoBeatsHisMeat
The term is "Widows Peak".
ImGonnaNeedYouToLetMeTouchIt
Bada ba ba ba..he's terrified
moerkov
So glad I came here and found this!!!!
Germankipp
After reading this is can't stop staring.... i... just.... what
Vandaliam
Wait a cocksucking minute... You watched this and DIDN'T see it before you read this comment? Seriously?!
Germankipp
I'm on mobile and it was taking a long ass time to load so I read the comments.
lurecat
I didn't see it until I read this comment!
duhisitnotobvious
I didn't either!
Treblaine
When did this turn into a roast?
iHaveNoIdeaWhatImTalkingAboutOrDoI
It's kinda a compliment TBH
MrEShay
If you read the replies and thought they were complimentary, I have some bad news about all those admirers you had in grade school...
iHaveNoIdeaWhatImTalkingAboutOrDoI
What
Matteocray
Its always a roast
TheFrostyPuma
You must be new here.
Treblaine
I'm just looking for answers.
ThisIsCanadaWinterIsAlwaysComing
Aren't we all, friend. Aren't we all.
2spooky4me
iknowthatfeelbro.jpg