Luffymcfly

44712 pts ยท May 28, 2015


I'll keep updating this throughout my life every now and then. This account has been ban. Little kids often confuse me with superman. Joker fanatic Pre-k1 Longboard champion ((I just made it up)) Pokemon Pancake Champion Avid Rollerblader Lvl. 4 Collector Of Yugioh cards Boyfriend of Corinneeeee ((My special potato salad jk ;D)) 2012 Fruit Punch Champion Lover of Ducks Back to the future re-watcher and also the Dark Knight Lover of Poetry Ongoing College Student achieving his dream Explore of Newyorkcity Ostrich of Colombia Hearthstone addict World Of Warcraft Veteran ((Mrglgrglglglglglglg?!?!)) Casual Soccer Player Noobish Baseball Player Snapchat Storyteller 90's kid Writer Of Wonderful things Worshipper of One Piece Maybe future roadie of Dameht? People who I had sex with: Jessica Parker, Angelina Jolie, Will Smith, Clay Aiken, Spongebob, Emma Stone, Frank Sinatra, George Washington, Mario, Luigi, John F. Kenndy ((It was inside job)), Marilyn Monoroe, Obama, Abrahman Lincoln, Reddit, Jim Carrey, Beetle Juice, Beetle Juice, Beetle Juice, Jay-Z, Peter Griffin, Miley Cyrus, Johnny Depp, Charlie Sheen, Tom Hanks, Michael Jordan, Keanu Reeves, Jennifer Lawrence, Tom and Jerry, Popeye, The Whole Cast of Boy meets world, Donkey Kong, Jack Black, Adam Sandler, Tom Cruise, Kevin James, Ben Stiller, The entire cast of Back to the Future, Drew Barrymore, The People who made snapple, Snoop Dog, Michael Jackson, James Franco, Seth Rogen, George Bush, John Cena and the entire WWE Locker room, Homer Simpson, The Taco Bell dog, and finally Chris Pratt. My passive racial ability is with one quick swift scratch of my skin I'm able to produce cocaine 9/15/15 Two secrets my friends and family don't know about me: I floss my teeth while I take a shit and I masterbate with power glove, What's your game? Quote: "You gotta Risk it to get the biscuit"- Random white guy in KFC. Selfie maybe soon? Some of my favorite gifs http://imgur.com/RvwLj53 https://33.media.tumblr.com/ea36ff65de39e683e6df45f24a5823a2/tumblr_inline_mn3cc1voJ31qz4rgp.gif http://i.imgur.com/UnGX8jL.gif http://imgur.com/dI1icMZ https://i.imgur.com/JbyYMzP.gif http://i.imgur.com/7YIp1yP.gif http://i.imgur.com/oylOptY.gif http://i.imgur.com/97LVKtH.gif http://i.imgur.com/2CvxDDL.gif

Small cat and dog gif dump.

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It night time so here is some weird shit.

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I heard you guys like weird shit. So here you go.

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I have idea.

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Mrw I'm alone with my friend and he starts doing weird shit

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Mrw my post reaches from 1- to 1

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Quickly Upvote pineapple Hitler!

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Mrw my friends want to talk about more about the elections.

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How I feel today.

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Upvote Roz the Slug she is the true mvp.

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Mrw I'm trying to mimic cool handshake, but I am doing it wrong.

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Mrw my friend tells me having giraffe abilities would be lame.

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Mrw I log into Imgur this morning.

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Save money by using the same actor

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Mrw I took a joke too far.

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Mrw I poop at work.

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I heard you guys like cats and weird shit.

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Mrw imgur put take me up feature after reading a long dump post.

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What the fack?!

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mrw I donate sperm to a sperm bank.

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A sexy girl can get 10.000 upvotes. How ma----

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FREE UPVOTES FOR ALL GET THEM NOW WHILE SUPPLIES LAST!

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Mrw i blow them away with the results, but asked if i showed work

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Fish are friends not food.

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Mrw I'm at a party and someone busts out a ouija board.

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When you go to the wrong hood.

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Please respect me. I'm opening up for the first time.

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Do you remember this show as a kid?

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I thought this would fit in here

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It's been told that this kind of Pepe only appears once a year.

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Is he the one?

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mrw I found twenty dollars on the floor.

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I heard anything goes today so here is a guy farting. If this doesn't get to the front page you guys are lying.

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I googled weird haircut and this is what I got.

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Mrw I'm in the mood but my girlfriend isn't.

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MRW I silently fart before leaving a crowded elevator.

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Let's prove my girlfriend wrong.

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Mrw I see my food coming.

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yeh

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Mrw I see boobs for the first time.

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Mrw my girlfriend asks me "Did you just fart in public?"

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Mrw my post finally reaches 666.

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Mrw I downvoted a post and it in the front page

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MRW I forget my gmail password and it send recovery mail to another gmail and I forgot that one too.

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Which season is it?!

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mrw my girlfriend asks me what my kink.

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mrw I have erectile dysfunction and I am trying to have a boner.

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Mrw I arrive at the strip club with my friend and ten minutes later he says we gotta go.

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Mrw I hear my neighbors having sex.

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Mrw I lose my phone in my messy apartment.

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Getting tired of all the upvote bait

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Mrw cheaters tell me about their relationship problems.

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mrw I get too much homework from my teacher, but I notice my peers are looking at me so I try to act cool.

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Mrw I just woke up and my mother decide to open the window blinds.

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My friends often tell me I shouldn't eat pizza. Here is the list of things my friends often tell me and my response to them

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