Hi internet, My name is Christopher. Also known as Chris. Also known as Topher. Also known as Gilly (But thats a story for another time). ... ... ... ... ... I dont have anything else to say, why are you still reading this? Hell, why are you reading this in the first place. I'm not important enough to warrant stalking.
Fahrenheit 451 is my favorite book! "It was a pleasure to burn" is the tattoo I'm getting to cover up burns on my arm once I have the money.
Congrats! I just bought my first condo!
I sold my soul to the company store
Nah it's broken. He just copy pasted that from somewhere else.
Epsilon
Make a Reddit up vote but then when you're using that, make the layout super cluttered and confusing.
I'm in Louisville looking for a house, where is it? I'll give it a look.
She deserves to rot in a cell until she can prove herself a better member of society.
My friends and I always try to be the one to grab the ticket first. It's always a race to see which of us gets to pay. Always comes up even.
And as always, none for gaining weight for the sickly people like me :(
We've got a litter same age here in Kentucky too if that's closer.
When's the best time to go? I wanna see everything!
Why?
I love a couple hours from there! Can I come visit Sheldon??
Me too!
Somebody explain. I'm stupid.
"Class of 2017"
I'd just make a baby-mill collecting their tylenols and selling them on the black market.
#5 is a spoiled doggie. That food is hella expensive.
He's got a touch-of-the-tism
Spell it out for him. I don't think he got it.
You're gonna go far, kid.
Way to fucking go Fiadh. Ya got it stuck in my head AGAIN.
Happy birthday fellow May 9th baby!
Linky link please!
You can buy shoes at goodwill? Mine are like 90% holes and coworkers have started to notice so I guess I'm headed to goodwill.
Hope he rots in jail.
Pidgey used Aerial Ace!
The assistant GM of the place I work for stuck up for me when I first got hired and didn't talk to anybody. And now I'm her assistant GM.