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I learned some things
May 11, 2017 6:19 PM
ohheyhannah
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I learned some things
PeterNormal
Crocodiles are seen in a while, whereas alligators are seen later; much easier to remember that way.
TheBlackVan
Alligators have C noses, and Crocodiles have A noses.
littlemorte
imgurforants
If it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey, even if it has a monkey kinda shape. If it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey it's an ape.
FutureHylian
Alligators look like they go "grrrooooouuurrrrr..." Crocodiles look like they go "Myeeeaaaaaaaahhh..."
Tyrannotron
End fat shaming of bees and termites!
gaidinbdj
Apes consist of humans, chimps, orangutans, gorillas, and gibbons. Monkeys are the other primates except tarsirs, lemurs, and lorises.
CharmingBearChummy
https://youtu.be/psENhhkYMO8 my thoughts on the topic
TheseArentMyGlasses
I was told alligators have an A-shaped mouth and crocodiles have a C-shaped one. MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE.
Makken360
These are all things that I've learned more than once, and then forgotten again almost immediately... glad of the reminders :)
DeadDak88
Glad you forgot, many are wrong.
Farmacopeia
There're land and water turtles. Turtles with high domed shells like box turtles are largely terrestrial but lower domed may be aquatic.
supersmashsisters
Box turtles?
DeadDak88
YooserNoom
Bees also have fur.
MaladaptedMedic
*clears throat* WRONG! Gibbons are apes with tails. Frogs/toads are folk taxonomy. There are species of turtle that are terrestrial. SAD!
MaladaptedMedic
FAKE NEWS
pastelpizza
Yay for teaching me things +1
TheGuardianFox
I wonder if, all along, Zombie Kid actually liked tortoises.
lokishadowgirl
what's the difference between a damselfly and a mayfly?
billdozer86
The toad frog one is incorrect. The differences are not so clear cut.
Rivalyn
the ape/monkey and turtle/tortoise are also not so clear.
UpvoteStopMotion
Barbary macaques are monkeys which don't have tails. Monkeys run on top of branches and apes swing below because of their shoulder structure
GiNgErSnApBiTcH
WouldYouLikeaForkinKnife
I actually miss this show
holymotherofpearl
Orthooontics
Win1forthegifer
Technically all tortoises are turtles
opermech
http://imgur.com/uGMB0GK, Wonder if he figured that one out
PatronSaintofKillers
Last one, the real difference is you see one later, and the other after a while
chillbyte4201
Yeah goodbye
ThePiedPiperofRuination
Apes are also more upright than monkies and walk on their knuckles/fists instead of their palms.
ThePiedPiperofRuination
This can help categorize drills and mandrills as monkeys even though they have little to no tail.
ThePiedPiperofRuination
*monkeys (something looked off about that spelling and I just realized what it was)
Fiadh
In the South, we call damselflies "witch doctors." I don't know why.
KingTopher
Way to fucking go Fiadh. Ya got it stuck in my head AGAIN.
Fiadh
A2Rasta
Ting tang
LLCoolGeoff
Walla walla bing bang
fullstop
Frog/Toad is incorrect. It's a folk taxonomy.
Mdhe
So is turtle/tortoise if I'm not mistaken.
DeadDak88
You are not mistaken.
theitinerantnaturalist
So is ape/monkey and tortoise/turtle
notaballoon
so is ape/monkey
notaballoon
(well, unlike the other two it's a real difference it just has nothing to do with tails)
theitinerantnaturalist
Actually, if apes are not monkeys, we can't call NW monkeys monkeys either, because apes are more closely related to OW monkeys than (1/2)
theitinerantnaturalist
Either group is to NW monkeys. So technically apes are a third group of monkeys (or even members of the OW monkey group!
Slashenaar
Real talk- how innocent/sheltered do you have to be to not know the difference between a wasp and a bee?
RecurringNightmare
ask OP, because that explanation is wrong, bees are as slender as wasps, only bumblebees are "chubby"...
Slashenaar
Like croc/alligator, that's cool, they live different places probably not near you and both will bite your shit- or at least look like it.
Slashenaar
But who hasn't seen a bumble-bee bumble and a wasp murder a muthafucka?
Slashenaar
Sorry, I don't know why we went on this journey... but thanks for coming along!
TheLegendaryBonk
You forgot to mention wasps are winged cunts
DeckhandAdmiral
Wasps are natures Apache Helicopters and they are wonderful.
thepurpletwitch
That's putting it lightly. Wasps are the descent of winged cunts that live in hell and love to create chaos and doom because they are both
Aquatomahawk
One was in my jeep and repeatedly stung my ankle while going thru a drive thru lady thought I was on drugs I just started screaming
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Superpilzner
wasps may be dicks but the world would be filled with assholes (flys, musquitos, ...) without them
TheLegendaryBonk
Agreed
ohheyhannah
Lol not mine, personally but yes 100%
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
Ok Shatner.
geiokami
Why can't we just eradicate wasps? What are they contributing that bees aren't?
YourWaifuIsTrash
They are predators, like wolves or hawks. Their presence ensures that their prey's population levels are kept in check.
DeckhandAdmiral
Thats a woefully ignorant comment, https://www.thoughtco.com/what-good-are-wasps-1968081
filben7
No, wasps pollinate more than bees do. This sort of nonsense is harmful to the health of a vital insect.
ProgeriaProstitutes
They dont. Also they exterminate conplete bee colonies, causing less polination
FriskyFoxie
More than that, wasps are terrible pollinators, as they aren't nearly as efficient at it, due to the fact that they aren't fuzzy.
TheLegendaryBonk
I guess Filben thought my comment would spark the total extermination of winged cunts. Like I'm Hitler...
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FriskyFoxie
Yellow jackets, one of the most common forms of wasps, not even feed on nectar like other wasps, and primarily eat other insects. Like bees.
FriskyFoxie
If all the wasps fucked off, the more mild-mannered bee population would inflate to make up for it, I'm sure. Wasps are territorial cunts.
Okebel
Wasp don't pollinate that much. However, they are a natural predator to the Emerald Ash which infest trees.
DeckhandAdmiral
All of these downvotes and negative comments are ignorant assholes. We would bee fucked without wasps.
FriskyFoxie
Not really.Nature would recover easily, as the role wasps fill is already filled by many other animals. Spiders, frogs, birds, to name a few
DeckhandAdmiral
No. No no no no no no no.
FriskyFoxie
Here, you can just use this, next time. http://imgur.com/GY7dz6e