JustRewIt

6311 pts · April 24, 2013


I'm not funny. I like cats. If awkwardness were a disease, I'd be dead. Batman is my favorite hero, narrowly beating Captain America. I believe in opinions: you have yours, I have mine. Let's keep it that way..

I’m trying desperately hard not to wake my husband up but I’m scared I’ll pop my eyes out from laughing so hard. Imagine in PrincessBride

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

At the very least she could be two Pennys. She has quite the girth, although I’m sure she is lovely when cuddled

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My mom actually called me Lulu when I was a kid, so I feel like I’m partially on my way there

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Either way, she is precious. I desire to have a cat named Fatso. Mine is Captain Wigglesworth and he loves my dad more than me.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hmm. Lulu is a nice name, but I think Fatso fits better now. You can’t look at that belly and think “Lulu. Yeah that makes sense”

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you watch her response video, it is seriously the most infuriating thing. She says that she works harder than someone in a 9-5 job

8 years ago | Likes 598 Dislikes 21

If Fatso is actually named Fatso, I love your cat. I love her anyway, but the name just makes me laugh. Your Fatso posts make me happy

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Does anyone cross their eyes until it hits and then they settle back to regular sight but still able to see the image? If that makes sense

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And I’m an idiot

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then I’m just having super issues? Ugh. You would think I’m dumb by how long I’ve struggled with this.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Crap. I’m trying to pm you! I promise I’m not being difficult on purpose!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Am I on drugs or is the messaging on the app like impossible to find? I’m trying to figure out how but I am having so many issues!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Hey! Could I snag Warhammer 40K?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

A friend of mine was with her ex husband for six years, married for four months. They’ve been divorced for a year. He’s a douche, both men

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I totally had that comforter for years! It was my absolute favorite thing when I was a kid

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You are the worst person. I wouldn’t even do that to my brothers gift and I mess with him constantly

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Fun fact about this scene. The can would crush your skull inward, contain brain damage and ultimately death. Yay physics!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Out of this whole list...SPECIAL AGENT OSO. HECK YEAH.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most of these are professional. Some are the “artistic” phase we went through as kids, but higher quality. And the rest are on drugs

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A guardian from Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel? In the face and neck at least

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It’s Pirates of the Caribbean all over again. Except with creepier crabs...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There is lot going on in that one loaf. And I’m intrigued by the contents

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Benjamin Harrison looks like a 60 year old man in a 17 year old body.

8 years ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 0

That cake by itself is seriously worth its own post. It is gorgeous

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Youaintnevahadafriendnevahadafriend, You ain’t nevah, had a, FRIENNNNND LIKEEEE MEEEEEE *wanawah* Neva had a friend like me *BAM*

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

Hey! Your DS is just like mine! My husband got me mine as my wedding present. Kudos on that charger! I ain’t got patience for that

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Was this one of those “impulse” buys, or was getting an alpaca a planned, thought out process? If so, how does one plan for an alpaca?

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

It really doesn’t. And she seems like a real peach, lovely personality. PSYCH

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That really bugged me about her. You hate him because he found the guys you’ve been “talking” to? Does that actually make sense?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I saw this video this morning! She honestly irked the crap out of me. Like, if you don’t want to stay, don’t cheat. Just leave

8 years ago | Likes 186 Dislikes 5