6311 pts · April 24, 2013
I'm not funny. I like cats. If awkwardness were a disease, I'd be dead. Batman is my favorite hero, narrowly beating Captain America. I believe in opinions: you have yours, I have mine. Let's keep it that way..
I’m trying desperately hard not to wake my husband up but I’m scared I’ll pop my eyes out from laughing so hard. Imagine in PrincessBride
At the very least she could be two Pennys. She has quite the girth, although I’m sure she is lovely when cuddled
My mom actually called me Lulu when I was a kid, so I feel like I’m partially on my way there
Either way, she is precious. I desire to have a cat named Fatso. Mine is Captain Wigglesworth and he loves my dad more than me.
Hmm. Lulu is a nice name, but I think Fatso fits better now. You can’t look at that belly and think “Lulu. Yeah that makes sense”
If you watch her response video, it is seriously the most infuriating thing. She says that she works harder than someone in a 9-5 job
If Fatso is actually named Fatso, I love your cat. I love her anyway, but the name just makes me laugh. Your Fatso posts make me happy
Does anyone cross their eyes until it hits and then they settle back to regular sight but still able to see the image? If that makes sense
And I’m an idiot
Then I’m just having super issues? Ugh. You would think I’m dumb by how long I’ve struggled with this.
Crap. I’m trying to pm you! I promise I’m not being difficult on purpose!
Am I on drugs or is the messaging on the app like impossible to find? I’m trying to figure out how but I am having so many issues!
Hey! Could I snag Warhammer 40K?
A friend of mine was with her ex husband for six years, married for four months. They’ve been divorced for a year. He’s a douche, both men
I totally had that comforter for years! It was my absolute favorite thing when I was a kid
You are the worst person. I wouldn’t even do that to my brothers gift and I mess with him constantly
Fun fact about this scene. The can would crush your skull inward, contain brain damage and ultimately death. Yay physics!
Out of this whole list...SPECIAL AGENT OSO. HECK YEAH.
Most of these are professional. Some are the “artistic” phase we went through as kids, but higher quality. And the rest are on drugs
A guardian from Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel? In the face and neck at least
It’s Pirates of the Caribbean all over again. Except with creepier crabs...
There is lot going on in that one loaf. And I’m intrigued by the contents
Benjamin Harrison looks like a 60 year old man in a 17 year old body.
That cake by itself is seriously worth its own post. It is gorgeous
Youaintnevahadafriendnevahadafriend, You ain’t nevah, had a, FRIENNNNND LIKEEEE MEEEEEE *wanawah* Neva had a friend like me *BAM*
Hey! Your DS is just like mine! My husband got me mine as my wedding present. Kudos on that charger! I ain’t got patience for that
Was this one of those “impulse” buys, or was getting an alpaca a planned, thought out process? If so, how does one plan for an alpaca?
It really doesn’t. And she seems like a real peach, lovely personality. PSYCH
That really bugged me about her. You hate him because he found the guys you’ve been “talking” to? Does that actually make sense?
I saw this video this morning! She honestly irked the crap out of me. Like, if you don’t want to stay, don’t cheat. Just leave
I’m trying desperately hard not to wake my husband up but I’m scared I’ll pop my eyes out from laughing so hard. Imagine in PrincessBride
At the very least she could be two Pennys. She has quite the girth, although I’m sure she is lovely when cuddled
My mom actually called me Lulu when I was a kid, so I feel like I’m partially on my way there
Either way, she is precious. I desire to have a cat named Fatso. Mine is Captain Wigglesworth and he loves my dad more than me.
Hmm. Lulu is a nice name, but I think Fatso fits better now. You can’t look at that belly and think “Lulu. Yeah that makes sense”
If you watch her response video, it is seriously the most infuriating thing. She says that she works harder than someone in a 9-5 job
If Fatso is actually named Fatso, I love your cat. I love her anyway, but the name just makes me laugh. Your Fatso posts make me happy
Does anyone cross their eyes until it hits and then they settle back to regular sight but still able to see the image? If that makes sense
And I’m an idiot
Then I’m just having super issues? Ugh. You would think I’m dumb by how long I’ve struggled with this.
Crap. I’m trying to pm you! I promise I’m not being difficult on purpose!
Am I on drugs or is the messaging on the app like impossible to find? I’m trying to figure out how but I am having so many issues!
Hey! Could I snag Warhammer 40K?
A friend of mine was with her ex husband for six years, married for four months. They’ve been divorced for a year. He’s a douche, both men
I totally had that comforter for years! It was my absolute favorite thing when I was a kid
You are the worst person. I wouldn’t even do that to my brothers gift and I mess with him constantly
Fun fact about this scene. The can would crush your skull inward, contain brain damage and ultimately death. Yay physics!
Out of this whole list...SPECIAL AGENT OSO. HECK YEAH.
Most of these are professional. Some are the “artistic” phase we went through as kids, but higher quality. And the rest are on drugs
A guardian from Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel? In the face and neck at least
It’s Pirates of the Caribbean all over again. Except with creepier crabs...
There is lot going on in that one loaf. And I’m intrigued by the contents
Benjamin Harrison looks like a 60 year old man in a 17 year old body.
That cake by itself is seriously worth its own post. It is gorgeous
Youaintnevahadafriendnevahadafriend, You ain’t nevah, had a, FRIENNNNND LIKEEEE MEEEEEE *wanawah* Neva had a friend like me *BAM*
Hey! Your DS is just like mine! My husband got me mine as my wedding present. Kudos on that charger! I ain’t got patience for that
Was this one of those “impulse” buys, or was getting an alpaca a planned, thought out process? If so, how does one plan for an alpaca?
It really doesn’t. And she seems like a real peach, lovely personality. PSYCH
That really bugged me about her. You hate him because he found the guys you’ve been “talking” to? Does that actually make sense?
I saw this video this morning! She honestly irked the crap out of me. Like, if you don’t want to stay, don’t cheat. Just leave