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CRRRRACCCK! POW! TASTE AMERICA, BITCHES!
Yes, this is my OC. Filed under "Dumb things you do when you're home sick from work"...which is quite obviously not comic book illustration.
Cat tax. My cat Fatso, doing her best.
TheGalacticLeprechaunwithtinynipples
Only Rushmore, master of all four Presidents, could stop the Trump. But when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed
rodrigosanchez
ha. Look at that stupid cat. Doing cat stuff.
lewaq
#teamFatso
lesterade
I imagine something along the lines of the creature in John Carpenter’s The Thing.
adezio
You got the drawing wrong. He had two heads for fists. Rushmore was frozen a la Han Solo.
maaaaadness
I like to believe you named her Fatso and she grew into it.
kentrik
This sounds like something Ken M would have said. +1
thatwoodguy
Tell them the story of Abradolf Lincler
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
I feel like Rushmore would have the Kylo-Ren body, it's the only one wide enough to fit all the heads
EmporerDragon
Anyone else remember the episode of Dexter's Lab where he and Mandark animate 2 of the heads to fight each other?
BozoThePie
exactly what I first thought of when I read this post
Tunisia
Why does Lincoln, the largest president, not simply eat the others?
Whydoesasparagusmakeyourpeesmell
I really wanna hear more about the history of President Rushmore, all the records were locked in a vault after he was defeated
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rodrigosanchez
luckily, we got the one is disrupting ALL of politics and letting our votes matter more, soon.
PangolinBan
Plot twist: Rushmore had 5 heads.
BrainTaffy
Rama098
I upvoted for the cat
ctzn07
that's one fine ball of fat and fur, would pet
AreYourCatsMakingTooMuchNoise
I upvoted for the tumblr discussion. And the drawing. And the cat.
YouArePlayingTheGame
TheZompocalypse
100 years ago? If Zelda has taught me anything, this is about when things go to shit.
TogNK
I mean, hasn't it
jherazob
And Castlevania
6480K
And Avatar
SuperPatchyBeard
And attack on Titan
Jasonreissue
and my axe
JustRewIt
If Fatso is actually named Fatso, I love your cat. I love her anyway, but the name just makes me laugh. Your Fatso posts make me happy
BrainTaffy
Her name is really Fatso! I mean, she was Lulu at birth but she's Fatso now. It's on all her records. She's a chunk of the highest order.
JustRewIt
Hmm. Lulu is a nice name, but I think Fatso fits better now. You can’t look at that belly and think “Lulu. Yeah that makes sense”
BrainTaffy
Yup. She was so wee once, but no more.
JustRewIt
Either way, she is precious. I desire to have a cat named Fatso. Mine is Captain Wigglesworth and he loves my dad more than me.
thiswasalwaysgoingtobeamistake
May we all aspire to grow from a Lulu to a Fatso.
JustRewIt
My mom actually called me Lulu when I was a kid, so I feel like I’m partially on my way there