AbortedFetusNecrophiliac
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????Spider Crab Army????
Source https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0D1cR5hPN8
Nov 26, 2017 3:51 AM
AbortedFetusNecrophiliac
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Source https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0D1cR5hPN8
superhans1988
Onyabike
Mmmmm... Soft shell crab...
SugarShane
Ocean Orgy....niccccceeee
PleaseNotTheFace
Think of the poor cameraman that had to be there filming it. [shudders]
Dimpledot42
ANNNDDDD a nope nope here and a nope nope there, here a nope, there a nope, everywhere a nope nope
mdzmdz
@op's Mom's crotch - 100x magnification
ConchoidalFracture
VigorousButtstuff
Just another reason I could never be a crab. Just... all that lack of personal space... GAH! Gives me the heebie-jeebies just watching
bigpeeler
And this goes straight into my new "Animals" folder.
Calgin
Craaaaab people, craaaaab people
squelcheswetly
For some reason this doesn’t bother me nearly as much as bugs.
IOvercookedmyeggsagain
Meanwhile, 97mi NW of Dutch Harbor..
nopressurejustcomeupwithacoolname
Just try not to read this in his voice!
mycatodinisbetterthanyourcatodin
Walterkovach79888
tr0lleyjack
The perfect gif for this. +1 well done.
Gabeswitez
Zoodberg orgy
Gabeswitez
I spelled his name wrong didn’t I?
pir8slife
Pretty little sea nopes
Pyrosparton117
This gif is a lot of fun with metal music.
Munchman347
I watched this twice, it was a remolting experience...
ZarifRahman
Kinda wish we humans did this too
RemiRixJones
What Fallout 4 mod is this?
supervillainsevilmoustache
Nuke the entire site from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure
NotRapefortheWilling
Some Slayer should be playing in the background.
BlehBlub
It would be satisfying to blow them up, when they're all clumped together
roedvinter
The start looked a lot like Black Friday.
homiedudemanguy
Why is it that I'd be freaked out if it were spiders but I'd totally be fine if I was there? I honestly want an explanation I don't get it
nopressurejustcomeupwithacoolname
Crab in fish tank...how cute. Crab on outside of fish tank...KILL IT WITH FIRE! Been there.
NotYourGranny
Deep ocean gangbang
Raptor65
Missing the part where the stingray comes and kills literally all of them.
Tulsify
What the hell does it look like once they are done? Piles of shells floating around?
SomeCrazyNerd
The shed shells mostly hang on the bottom.
DoctorSnakebeast
It looks like there's twice as many crabs, but some of them are empty. Those ones are the shed shells!
MrColumbeanu
So kind of like my office
8BitFish
What part of "Don't feed them after midnight" and "Don't get them wet" didn't you understand?
nardblastfromthepast
Another terrifying crab orgy from AbortedFetusNecrophiliac
DeathAnGravity
Terrifying AND tasty
igniskonig
Another?
LeadByBadExample
Why is it terrifying?
anarkhiya
Do you even know what an aborted fetus necrophiliac looks like? Terrifying.
LeadByBadExample
Probably looks just like you and me. I'm pretty good looking, so...
DoctorSnakebeast
I bet the guy at the bottom of that pile feels like a real dumbass for showing up early.
GoldenPenisOfWisdom
never be that guy!
BannedbyastupidMod
His shell is likely hardening while the others are still soft. Mantas come buy and suck them up while they are soft, makes an easy meal.
PuttingTheSensualBackInNonconsensual
He's the one protected from predators
nothingtodoandalldaytodoit
Black Friday... The Little Mermaid edition.
robgompert42
I'd rather Be the guy at the bottom of the pile it means I would get eaten last if a predator came along
Contracepted
Yeah but you're gonna get stepped on by critters with sharp pointy feet as soon as you molt
Throbinwood022
Not if they molt first
Leeloothedog
also more crab orgy for him
bedeicusprime
That's the point no predator is going to fuck with a pile of spider crabs!
RaynWisp
After they've molted, their shells are as soft as mildly ripened peach... Their pinches don't even hurt...
LurkerOfDarkness
When they're molting, it's basically a risk free, free lunch.