JackSw

4829 pts · January 23, 2015


If someone screenshots this and it reaches front page, I'm going to masturbate. Furiously. That's it.

Maybe blasting rope to Waluigi hentai is not a sin and, therefore, Jesus did not see it.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Is this how lesbians work?"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, but they do dream of electric sheep.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

I better not. I like having sex and not losing half of my shit.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Greg ain't got nobody, that Greg can depend on. Just Greg, Greg and Greg.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read the title as *Look of corn intensifies* and thought WTF???

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Its all about don't giving a fuck. Just go to the gym and do your best. 3/3

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

After that first two minutes, the shame disappeared and turned into "Fuck everyone and everything". Now I am doing 10km in under 1h10m. 2/?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm overweight, in fact obese. Last month I dressed up and went out jogging, and felt kind of ashamed for the first 2 minutes. 1/?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meowth is my favourite pokémon character!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My wife sticks her jam/jelly-dirty spoon in the cream cheese jar on a daily basis and here we are. These people need to grow the fuck up.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This is gold... en axe II.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WTF: "Did you nut in me last night?"

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

And Brenda.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Argus Filch.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I bet this one is not taken: ILoveAjitPai.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

That's Bernal! I was born there!!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was like 6 or 7. On the highway at 50mph, and my father had removed the roof, so it was quite an adventure!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My dad bought one of these in the late 80's. It reached 50mph once... Oh, the joy!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Argentinian here. "Puta"="Whore", "Perra"="Bitch". But we use "Hijo de puta" pretty much as "Son of a bitch".

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

But... but! In zero gravity your weight is zero so the landmine will not explode!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I will write a tiny dot here: .

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yay

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh! come on!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dogbone space... I dare you, I double dare you.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Y de día también.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Por qué no los dos?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The shovel is a rectangle. Why would I want to make a round pizza???

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Well, I masturbated too but didn't post about it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0