4829 pts · January 23, 2015
If someone screenshots this and it reaches front page, I'm going to masturbate. Furiously. That's it.
Maybe blasting rope to Waluigi hentai is not a sin and, therefore, Jesus did not see it.
"Is this how lesbians work?"
No, but they do dream of electric sheep.
I better not. I like having sex and not losing half of my shit.
Greg ain't got nobody, that Greg can depend on. Just Greg, Greg and Greg.
I read the title as *Look of corn intensifies* and thought WTF???
Its all about don't giving a fuck. Just go to the gym and do your best. 3/3
After that first two minutes, the shame disappeared and turned into "Fuck everyone and everything". Now I am doing 10km in under 1h10m. 2/?
I'm overweight, in fact obese. Last month I dressed up and went out jogging, and felt kind of ashamed for the first 2 minutes. 1/?
Meowth is my favourite pokémon character!
My wife sticks her jam/jelly-dirty spoon in the cream cheese jar on a daily basis and here we are. These people need to grow the fuck up.
This is gold... en axe II.
WTF: "Did you nut in me last night?"
And Brenda.
Argus Filch.
I bet this one is not taken: ILoveAjitPai.
That's Bernal! I was born there!!!
I was like 6 or 7. On the highway at 50mph, and my father had removed the roof, so it was quite an adventure!
My dad bought one of these in the late 80's. It reached 50mph once... Oh, the joy!
Argentinian here. "Puta"="Whore", "Perra"="Bitch". But we use "Hijo de puta" pretty much as "Son of a bitch".
But... but! In zero gravity your weight is zero so the landmine will not explode!
I will write a tiny dot here: .
yay
Oh! come on!
Dogbone space... I dare you, I double dare you.
Y de día también.
Por qué no los dos?
The shovel is a rectangle. Why would I want to make a round pizza???
Well, I masturbated too but didn't post about it.
Maybe blasting rope to Waluigi hentai is not a sin and, therefore, Jesus did not see it.
"Is this how lesbians work?"
No, but they do dream of electric sheep.
I better not. I like having sex and not losing half of my shit.
Greg ain't got nobody, that Greg can depend on. Just Greg, Greg and Greg.
I read the title as *Look of corn intensifies* and thought WTF???
Its all about don't giving a fuck. Just go to the gym and do your best. 3/3
After that first two minutes, the shame disappeared and turned into "Fuck everyone and everything". Now I am doing 10km in under 1h10m. 2/?
I'm overweight, in fact obese. Last month I dressed up and went out jogging, and felt kind of ashamed for the first 2 minutes. 1/?
Meowth is my favourite pokémon character!
My wife sticks her jam/jelly-dirty spoon in the cream cheese jar on a daily basis and here we are. These people need to grow the fuck up.
This is gold... en axe II.
WTF: "Did you nut in me last night?"
And Brenda.
Argus Filch.
I bet this one is not taken: ILoveAjitPai.
That's Bernal! I was born there!!!
I was like 6 or 7. On the highway at 50mph, and my father had removed the roof, so it was quite an adventure!
My dad bought one of these in the late 80's. It reached 50mph once... Oh, the joy!
Argentinian here. "Puta"="Whore", "Perra"="Bitch". But we use "Hijo de puta" pretty much as "Son of a bitch".
But... but! In zero gravity your weight is zero so the landmine will not explode!
I will write a tiny dot here: .
yay
Oh! come on!
Dogbone space... I dare you, I double dare you.
Y de día también.
Por qué no los dos?
The shovel is a rectangle. Why would I want to make a round pizza???
Well, I masturbated too but didn't post about it.