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Definitely sending this to my friend who's expecting
My living time hurts
Please don't
She definitely did
I really hope there aren't any ads
Ads-less?
Beware the clunk
"Scientifically"
My doctor says my sodium level's through the fuckin roof
What's cooler than being cool?
It really can't, though
Bark Ruffalo?
Most viral, eh?
Maude, eh?
GingerLaird
Is... The book asking us not to touch it, or is it teaching people how to not touch other people..?
finetoroastasimamarshmallow
Assannoyed
DeathFrosty
#2 Haven been living like that for over a month now. Seeing doctor for possible stress disorder...
filthytank
WombatWhomper
ICE COLD. sorry just answering your question.
LocoDuvet
I'm a simple man. If a dump contains Trailer Park Boys, you get an upvote.
AfterTimeAdrift
Congrats on "stealing" these memes while "working"
YesmynameisGreg
I resonate with #6
JackSw
Greg ain't got nobody, that Greg can depend on. Just Greg, Greg and Greg.
penguinscience101
Lisa needs braces
primusnominetandemnomine
what is the dude with what I think is the US declaration of independence?
roninwookie
"All men are created equal" they sill owned slaves
Cr0wnless
#18 Welcome to Nightvale?
HanShotFirst39
My brother in law just adopted a kid. Definitely going with congrats on "your" baby.
gullilille
I actually believed the proverb thingie, but all the "original" / extended versions are fake.
dourPrince
onecowboytoo
I see your Jack Black and raise your Jim Carrey.
Nickthefreak
Only the guy with atoms and soulmates forgot about entropy, so he really described that feeling when you hate someone for no reason
murderhobbit
#6 is clearly ignoring Tobey Keith's I Wanna Talk About Me
Filanwizard
#8 clearly was written to be read by Will Shatner.
EpicMeow
All atoms were near each other when the universe was created
EroticZombiePants
"Greg, Greg-self, and Greg"
YesmynameisGreg
Yes?
jval
*geese
Alh1193
That outkast one is funny because if you listen to the lyrics hey ya is pretty damn depressing
PotatOSLament
They say that nothing lasts forever, then what makes love the exception?
teambayern5
100%
nooowhaaaat
So why are you so in denial when you know we're not happy here?
stupiddumbgirl
Alright alright alright alright alright alright alright
deywut
i have no more sugar to lend
merprincesspacifica
Congrats "on" your baby
mmartin762
thanks. it was bothering me that that was missing
merprincesspacifica
I'm here for you
InhumanDookieCannon
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whoneedsanoriginalname
Sonofabitchstolemyreplydotgif
0bquiet
SnckrZ
Saw no Ads good work http://imgur.com/yOj3J5x
crisb
"congrats"
Grimro
want
BleachedPP
what is all this about ads? i never see any and i been here for years. maybe the occasional one on the right side like now but idk
dingofdong
Imgur recently implemented mid-post adverts, but for some reason interspersing images with text captions stops the ads from appearing
dingofdong
(mid-post as in between the images themselves)
ideagrinder
Now I'm also concerned about the blueberries
GoliathSkittles
To put your mind at ease, it was put up by some guy making some statement that absolutely no one would understand but him.
BecauseImboredThatsWhy
That's not how atoms work
CISMaleScumLord
According to your "science"
helloassholes
You mean “shaky bois”?
freebodydiagram
And even if it were, weren't all atoms pretty close together at the creation of the universe before the big bang?
Aishyan
Depends if you're talking about hydrogens atoms which were created right after the big bang or more complex ones created in stars
angryannotations
As a grad student studying cosmology, that one bothered me more than it rationally should have.
biotechonista
As a person whose taken physics ever, that bothered me.
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DoingItWrongSince1980
No kidding. That would be really strange activities happening remotely. One might even call it "spooky". Not at all like real atoms.
BecauseImboredThatsWhy
DJWulf
I love you for this.
EcstaticBagel
You got kicked off the force because you think "gooses" is a word
badgersbadgersbadgers
goosii?
PotatOSLament
Goosen.
thedudeman519
Goosn't
ThatoneguywhoplayedUrgotinseason6
Croissant'nt
SatoriEnlightenment
#38 My friend would like this one explained, please. Thanks.
roninwookie
"All men are created equal" They still owned slaves
PassionPoww
He has a song that says "oh my god, why you always lying?" So it's saying the declaration is lying about all men being equal.
SatoriEnlightenment
Thanks. Who is it, by the way.
PassionPoww
Nicholas Fraser
SatoriEnlightenment
Thanks.