Few funny office notes

Feb 17, 2018 12:05 PM

JoeJames21

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That round sink basin pisses me off. What I dropped exactly the wrong plate in there?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Goddammit Dave!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#1 just...a little...Harder...To Make It...CONNECT!!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4 reminds me of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milk_%26_Cheese

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wheres dr hedgehog

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 0

#8 Really nice of them to tell that the containers don't contain any debbies. People with debbie intolerance appreciate your consideration:)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

LOL

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love that last one, but now I've got Bob Marley songs stuck in my head. Won't worry, me happy.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That’s Bobby McFerrin, not Bob Marley.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*gonna be all white

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

How did they miss that?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Debbie's*

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#11 the perfect checkmark

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#1 pu push it reeeal good

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Why the fuck do people in offices steal other peoples' stuff out of the fridge? Can any of you thieves tell me why you do this lame shit?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

This is refreshing.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like the note with white text on a black background "Don't waste printer ink"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m not clear on whether or not the OJ and the milk are Debbie’s.

8 years ago | Likes 287 Dislikes 1

Not Debbie's

8 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 1

Classic Debbie.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Someone walks in singing this then I might burst in to dance. Just sayin https://youtu.be/SVNddrUy9tY

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

The first one: the printer may be bust, but I'm sure his girlfriend appreciated all the extra practice he put in.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Printed the complete Pulp Fiction screenplay from a computer lab in college. Got banned. Worth it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To be fair, Dave's iced tea is taking up way too much shelf space.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is the last one, #16, a print out of a print out? Lol

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Once had to hang a note in my office to inform someone that they were adults and to stop putting boogers on the bathroom wall....

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Need to get jollies @ work. Kitchen holds many possibilities that work, and are damn hilarious.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did... Did that person print a Bob Marley meme, then took a picture of it, and printed said picture?

8 years ago | Likes 238 Dislikes 2

Hahahaha

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Like onions, Bob Marley has layers.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

... and ... now there's a picture of a picture of a picture on my screen. #InceptionIntense

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#Velasquez

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He brought the internet to the outernet, and it found its way back home.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He stole a meme irl.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Probably found a picture of someone else doing it on the internet, copied it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now we just need someone to print that picture and repeat the cycle.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Oh god I didn’t even notice until you pointed it out...

8 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

Then someone took a picture of that and put it back on the internet.

8 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

We've come full circle. Pack it up boys, we're shutting the servers off in ten.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

We must go deeper...

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's what she said!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#8 how much crap is in the work fridge. Gotta toss once a week, holy hell

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

True but circumstances might be odd. I once temped a contract job with about 60 people and all we had were 2 mini fridges.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good point. Just activates some ocd issues.haha

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nothing like being friend zoned by some cans.

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

The note before it though, impeccable handwriting.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sweet, sweet can.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Trying to date cans sounds risky af. Slicing your member on the sharp edges doesn't sound like fun.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Silicone cans

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to reply to passive aggressive note with sarcasm... boss did not like it a bit.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Debbie must be a cunt

8 years ago | Likes 1166 Dislikes 4

A fat cunt.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 8

Classic Debbie

8 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

I had a dish of hard candy on my desk for everybody. Someone always stole my snipers out of my desk drawer.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, she did Dallas.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A greedy cunt

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Alternatively she brings really good food that everybody else steals.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Daves for life, though.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What's amazing is, my wife's food was stolen by a nasty large woman named Debbie. Some stereotypes are true, apparently.

8 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 1

A nasty large woman named Debbie? My mom fits that description!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You must mean 'Slagathor'.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I work with a bunch of people called Debbie. One of them I call "the period" because she is a Bloody Cunt.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

That is fantastic!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Debbie must drink ALOT of orange juice.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why do you think Eminem hates her so much?

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I was gonna post this on the “fuck you debbie” comment above you!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

fuck you debbie!

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Debbie just don’t give a fuck.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*clint

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I live with a guy that does post it notes. And used a letter about rent increase to right in big caps with a green permanent marker that i

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Should only wear see through clothes so that the rest of the house knows you are not wearing a bomb

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

wasnt allowed to put posters up in the sitting room, they were from our Arts festival and were really tasteful. He had just moved in.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

*write* sorry

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Sounds like a Debbie for sure

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Probably in a clique with Sharon and Karen

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Carol is a real piece of work too.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And Linda

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Fricken Linda...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And Brenda.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My mom's name is Karen, my grandma's name is Sharon, and my aunt is Debbie. I have the triad.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Your stomach must loudly grumble when Sharon acts as though your finances are a game.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0