ISuckAtTheseNameThings

5373 pts · December 6, 2012


why are you here? shoo. go away.

Man I made this comment when I was 15. If I thought I was fat then whew fuck my life now.

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It’s Michelle from Hancock

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John Wick Fan Fic

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I hesitate

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Finders Keepers

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His name is Chris Crocker and he does drag but I've never heard of the gay porn

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As a Sarah I WANT THIS DOG SO BAD

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Actually sometimes they do it because dogs will shake their head so hard it will rip their ear from flapping.

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And she looked at me and she stumbled for a moment then said "well you know what I mean". Yes Aunt Sharee I gotcha

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Them and said playing with girls is nasty and wrong and you'll go to hell and she had forgotten I had dated women when telling the story

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So story related to that. My little cousins were 4 and 5 both girls and were "experimenting with each other" I guess and my aunt caught

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Yes. I had a New Year's Eve party at my aunts. One guy threw up so I did all the laundry to hide clean the towel and cleaned the kitchen.

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I searched for this comment

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#teamhuman

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#teamhuman

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I'll be 19 weeks tomorrow. My heart :(

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It made it all the way to my local news station

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..

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My highschool did care, obscure hall passes really are a thing, and none of these surprise me

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I feel like her head is too big for her body?! Am I crazy. Or the head to hand ratio is way off.

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I laughed heartily. +1 to you good sir

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Thems fightin words in this neck of the woods

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I nean thats cool and all but my beains istant reaction was "ewwie"

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I think its hilarious and teaches people not to sag. I don't think its pervg

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Props to your cousin and aunt. Thats a great thing they did

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There was a true one on the fp

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@MadisonBee.....proof? Either of you? Or both of you?

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I thought the same thing

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Still would have worked technically

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