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Jukior
A teacher at my highschool made you take a car tire
HappyNeedo
Hall pass... what a strange thing
FacemanPeck
#8 what the fuck does that even mean
MaddPainting
There is only 2 places that you ask to go to the restroom, school and prison.
KRicci
At my highschool, the only teachers who actually cared about hall passes were the ones with lots of ghetto kids in their class.
Spleadal
Good thing for teachers tenure
GeminiMax
Umm... i bet mrs bishops hall pass has seen some stuff
PassiveAgressiveOnion
Is your russian teacher small and racoon like
PrincessBuahcwup
TeaPotKitteh
In Australia, our teachers just trusted that we needed to go to the toilet and we didn't need a pass.
Milchsteak
We didn't even need to ask in some classes. Like someone would leave in the middle of class with his schoolbag.
FeliciaSexopants
I never needed a pass either and I'm in America.
racc
White privilege!
themagicpussy
Glad to be an European with teachers who couldn't care less if we wanted to be in class and invited anyone to leave if they were disturbing
Radix865
I remember more than one occasion when the teacher was struggling to get the little shits out of the classroom for disturbing.
Astaroth95
Exactly, going to class is a privilege. Leaving / being thrown out was a punishment for misbehaving. It seems completely backwards
racc
In America, we have second class citizens who would ditch school if given the chance. The state decided this should be against the law.
racc
"No child left behind."
LordDarkwood
So does Mrs. Bishop ( #9 ) know boys are jacking off to that huge blowup of her face in the bathroom stall?
FloppyDiskHero
I'd sooner shit myself then need to drag those things around just to perform bodily functions.
MoneybagsMcGee
Would bang Ms.Bishop
Morrisberg
My school gave everyone a planner that had spots to fill out for hall passes, the fuck is all this shit.
MILFHAUS
This happened in my high school because people kept stealing the little ones. Part of me wants to be a teacher to shit like this. Hahaha +1
kittybuttwiggle
I'm pretty sure teachers don't have to shit like this, they're free to go as they please.
Jabbzz
Why do you have hall passes?!? We go to the bathroom just as we please in Sweden
ZombieZoidberg
*Eye twitches* I remember this shit... I still have nightmares of this kind of shit from teachers who acted like glorified babysitters.
Stmichael123
You go from not being trusted to go pee to decide what to do with the rest of your life in 3 months. America.
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MrFiend
It's a rookie mistake leaving your backpack behind. They'd know after class ended that you skipped.
GoliathSkittles
So you might say...you're not trusted to go pee, because you might be skipping.
UFOLoche
That's..a bit of a stretch, but alright. It's more like these two things line up. A hall pass is used for a lot more than just bathroom.
plutonium
What's it to them? It's your own bloody fault if you skip class. As long as you're not causing a disturbance, security shouldn't interfere.
ChucklePuss
But isn't that EXACTLY what this is about? It's to your own detriment to skip class, whether in high school, or 3 months later, college.
olegh
...FUCK YEAH! Coming again to save the motherfucking day yeah!
ImaSithDuh
My British Lit teacher in HS made us use his SCA kite shield as a hall pass. His logic was if you were willing to drag that, you really 1/2
ImaSithDuh
had to go, and weren't just going to faff around. 2/2
Brucecori2
That's pretty shitty of him.
Zombraina
Holy shit if that were the case I'd be doing nothing but faffing around with it! c;
Stuntminer202
In Imvader Zim, the hall pass was a 300 lbs air heater
MrSmilingDeath
Reminds me of Next Friday for some reason. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0c_sDcIEE0
TheCrazyVulcan
I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED!!!
arcticrainbow
colinstu
It's called a radiator.... https://prideofirk.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/dh-poor-organless-boy.png
Jus10Ed
Here it is. The picture I was expected to find.
Jus10Ed
*expecting
InvadingYourSpaces
When did a squash become an obscure vegetable.
MrPhukett
When did a butternut pumpkin become a fkn "squash"??
dream234
Perhaps different countries or regions within the same country have other names for things!
RosegoldEverything
To be fair, I've never known anyone to keep raw, whole squash(es?) around the house as a staple.
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RosegoldEverything
I mean, canned or frozen or chilled, yeah. You're probably the first I've met who has, lol.
InvadingYourSpaces
Everyone I know has squash around if they're into cooking real meals.
RosegoldEverything
Unfortunately, cooking real, homemade meals isn't the norm for a lot of people.
Infinitrillion
Australian here, what the fuck is a squash?
GoliathSkittles
We call them butternut pumpkins
MrPhukett
No idea why they call them that. Slice one open and then do same to a Jap pumpkin, and whaddya see? Two fucking PUMPKINS.
TanithRosenbaum
When squash became an obscure sport.
Sh4dowWalker96
what's a vegetable
ralphonso
In America, every vegetable is obscure.
Assgaurdian
'Murica
Derpstixindustries
According to Congress, though, pizza is a vegetable.
echonite
Is mayonnaise, a vegetable?
smartemis99
Fair.
JunkGrave
Squash is a fruit. (So are pumpkins, cucumbers, green beans, etc.)
kittybuttwiggle
Knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing to keep it to yourself.
Efreeti
Yes, but something can be a fruit and also a vegetable. Fruit is a botanical term, vegetable is an almost purely culinary distinction.
echonite
Yup. If it contains seeds within its fleshy bits, it is technically a fruit. Though we typically divide them baste on taste.
JunkGrave
I dunno who's downvoting you, you're correct
echonite
Idiots don't like truth.
Sobutai
A butternut squash at that. Something sold at Walmart year-round.
Flyndaran
A really sweet vegetable too. Too sweet for my blood sugar. :( Acorn squash are safe though.
EhIsForCanehdians
What does "extra" mean in the context used in #8?
kittybuttwiggle
Awesome
ObamaLlama213
Overkill basically
W4kk0
Over the top or dramatic.
racc
Opposite of the urban usage of "basic" as in "She's so basic" [plain; retarded]. Extra used in this context as a synonym [special retarded].
stmoney
My 7th grade science teacher had a mummified cat as a hall pass...
HereIGoLurkingAgain
*nope* Nope. NOPE.
becauseurwrong
Big silly ones are fine but why make the ones that shame your students for having to use the bathroom? Power trip? Adult bullying?
spermburp
Bit of an overreaction don't you think?
Enderborn94
My teacher had a bottle of lotion as a hall pass. That lasted for about 2 days before the principal put a stop to it.
RosegoldEverything
Wait, I must've missed something, which ones did that? The diarrhea and poop ones were clearly just joking around.
Zombraina
#7 I guess? Even the ones that are "joking" are meant to embarrass students so they don't go, having to tell everyone they need to poop.
PillaPlease
The bathroom is the only place you're going 99% of the time & the poop emoji is so popular with kids it comes in pillow form.
Astaroth95
I wonder how popular it is with 18 year olds
JeffGodofBiscuits
#1 It's a major award
Forgotmyoldaccountbutohwell
A uh. Leg up on the competition, if you will.
icer22x
FRAGILE. It;s French.
mtgjbone
PatrickRob82
Damn hell, you say you wonnit??
DalaiLlama
RideTheStimutacs
It's coming tonight, tonight, tonight, hot damn tonight!
BillableHours
Ha, I was like 5 images away when I got the reference. +1
MrSmilingDeath
I saw the words "carry a leg" and immediately thought of A Christmas Story.
BitMaker
That's a Garpez!
TheRealSpaghettiMonster
But does it have the sweet glow of electric sex in the living room window?
JeffGodofBiscuits
not yet...
Brallo
But... It didn't even have nails...
Dumoras
Olympic High School - WA - 6ft Wooden Banana
whateverthevoicestellme
Must be Italian
BlackManInABush
Most quotable part. FRA-JEE-LAY
OfficialJoeBiden
Just said it to my mom and she got it instantly. Gg
BlackManInABush
Don't know why but all moms love that movie
redloki55
Fra-jill-lay
Threewisemen
This was the comment I was looking for. +1
redloki55
Fra-jill-lay
realwomenfightnaked
As someone with stomach issues, fuck that "frivolous errand" one. Going somewhere so you dont shit all over yourself isnt frivolous.
Vercci
I'd shit on the sign
RosegoldEverything
It's a joke, stop being so triggered.
realwomenfightnaked
I know its a joke im not triggered, just reminds me of HS and it is an issue that sucks
RosegoldEverything
Is it an issue, though? They're still allowed to go if needed, and it's a little joke for them to laugh at.
realwomenfightnaked
Who knows, its just a photo with no backstory. In a lot of cases though kids are forced to hold it and its not healthy
RosegoldEverything
Sure, but you're complaining about what a hall pass says. If there's a hall pass and it's being given, who cares what it says?
Hellstorm99
Having missed the entire 1st quarter hospitalized , teachers were warned in HS not to question. Kidney diseases, so I had to pee... A LOT!!
MrFiend
Have they gotten any better since high school?
Hellstorm99
Oh yeah, they levels out then relapsed then leveled it again. Now to the point where I just have to be cautious with what I eat.
MrFiend
That's good to hear!
spermburp
Yup, even a humerous toilet pass can and will offend someone.
GoliathSkittles
I think it's implied that when the teacher has to send a student to go do something for them, that it's a frivolous errand.
GoliathSkittles
Shitting isn't really an errand, frivolous or not.
realwomenfightnaked
Im sure its a joke in this case but honestly its a serious issue in HS with teachers thinking bathroom breaks are not needed.
RosegoldEverything
I don't think it's that big a deal, really. It's a simple little joke that doesn't stop anyone from taking care of their business.
sheriwallace123
#7 FUCK YOU! Sorry I'm fucking human and I have to pee. Sometimes there isn't fucking time during break when you have to go from one 1/2
sheriwallace123
2/3 end of the school to the other, navigate the fucking hallways, and fight your way through 1000+ people. Not to mention lines and only
sheriwallace123
3/3 having 5 fucking minutes. But sure, your bullshit lesson is more important than my fucking bladder.
MeredithHasBeenExposedToRabies
What the fuck is all this nonsense? I legit would not want to handle something that's been dragged across the bathroom floor 100x. Gross.
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Zombraina
I'm not a germaphobe but I am aware of how nasty stuff gets. I don't even like touching bathroom door handles on the way out. Gross.
kittybuttwiggle
Being aware of it is one thing, constantly thinking about it is another. And then there's feeling the need to exclaim GROSS every comment
travelbuddy
Ya especially my baby car seat
lifeisapicnic
I have had teachers that would hear someone say this, cackle and suggest you must not really have to go
periwinklepanda
Had that happen once in class to a friend (teacher was a sub that day) the rr was literally 2 doors down and when the sub finally let her /1
AlkeneThiol
This story is confusing in context. So your friend refused to use the designated hall pass or wasn't allowed to go at all?
BasmatiRice
I'm guessing she wasn't allowed to go because she refused to use the hall pass
periwinklepanda
I apologize for the confustion, the sub wouldn't let her leave until too late so by the time my friend was allowed to use the rr she /1
periwinklepanda
couldn't hold it anymore and peed her pants.
periwinklepanda
go my friend ended up peeling her pants right in the classroom doorway. Friend got to go home. The entire class hated that sub from then on
Astaroth95
Was she physically restrained / blocked or why would she not leave if she really had to go? I'm curious
Brucecori2
If the teacher says "no" and you disobey you're going to get in trouble. Simple.
NonGermanGerman
it is also super illegal here :O
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
I don't understand why the teachers make their hall passes ridiculous... it's not like the kids can go between classes.
gayanthems
My school had walking time, but lessons usually started 5-10 mins late anyway because the buildings were spaced far out.
Zombraina
With some you do have enough time, if the school is small enough and you don't need to stop at your locker every time, but rarely the case.
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
Yeah, when I was in public school, we had 4 minutes to get from one class to the other, with locker stops or not.
dottedglass
We had 5 minutes and were not allowed to have a backpack, so had to do locker stops. Thankfully it was a small school.
dottedglass
And we had stupid yellow plastic triangles that looked like oversized Craft Singles as hall passes.
sum1else
We had 3 minutes and weren't allowed to have a backpack. Had to plan locker stops between classes that you could make it between.
Cameron64
There it is. The reason for all of this shenanigans. Now I get it
DickMercenary
Then someone pisses on their floor and they rethink their bullshit.
Kougeru
Not to mention that holding in your piss is unhealthy at all. That's how people get fucking infections.
datfandomdoe
I think fucking infections come about another way
Steelballsofstill
Just dont stick it in your butt you will be fine
datfandomdoe
Aww man
asoftstrawberry
I actually developed kidney problems as a child and still have problems as an adult due to teachers not letting me go to the bathroom.
iLynux
This happened to me and my dad told me next time to walk over to the teacher and piss in her purse. It worked.
sheriwallace123
You pissed in her purse?
Kahleesi
story time!
Justkillmealready
Well they don't have to hold their piss, the pass is available. Holding their piss is on them.
Gerckin
If they can't hold there piss then it's literally on them
Gerckin
If they can't hold there piss then it's literally on them
BattyWhack
That might be the point: discourages them from wasting class time on something they could've done during break.
Kougeru
Breaks are not long enough. It's not a waste. In the real world laws ensure you the right to piss or shit whenever you need to
Supersteele4
I know in my highschool it was a common thing for bathroom passes to go missing. This probably assures they get returmed
gerbi7
but our breaks weren't long enough to take a shit...
PunnyPride
yeah in middle school we had to go all the way across the school during a three minute break. No way you can shit during that time.
Kahleesi
and you had so many people around you... A high school girl doesn't want to be seen/heard/smelled taking a shit.
Zombraina
The worst is there's always shitty girls just hanging out in the restroom just because. I'M HERE TO SHIT, NOT LISTEN TO YOUR WHINING.
PresidentProTempore
If I remember from high school, we only had 5 minutes between classes. I was late if I decided to go to the RR
sj2890
My school has 3 minute passing periods (teacher here). I hate them just as much as the students. We have to pee too and we're not allowed (1
sj2890
(2) to leave our class unattended!
Kougeru
2 minutes here.
F23q98
But what if you didn't have to go during break, or you have a sudden urge of explosive diarrhea
RosegoldEverything
Then I guess you figure out your priorities.
thatguyisreallydeep
#10 has you covered
Buckbeak1486
So does #18
JeffGodofBiscuits
phrasing...
AbsurdSteak
Unortunately kids can be pretty sneaky, it ruins it for everybody.
F23q98
I'd either just leave and bear the consequences later, or just let the fudgie fireworks happen at my desk
MeredithHasBeenExposedToRabies
+1 for fudgie fireworks
AbsurdSteak
You're braver than I, I was so shy in high school.
PleasePMMeYourFeet
Then the need outweighs the social and health cost.
cinnnamongirl
Seriously. Using the bathroom is not a privilege. This is garbage and unnecessary.
AngelicIcefire
I had a friend asked to go to the bathroom, when the teacher said no, she puked in the garbage can beside the teachers desk.
domsson
I like your friend.
AngelicIcefire
So do I, I had to leave class because of it. So I wasn't complaining
cinnnamongirl
Love it. She should've done it on her desk......
AngelicIcefire
She was a pretty timid person, she only did it out of pure frustration.
BorisVee
Silly Americans. Never had hall passes in Canada
rickeyspanish
you dont have have school shooters either...chill
Markuspsyches
My Canadian HS thought I would be a school shooter when I got my gun license.
Radix865
In Finland we've had school shooters, but no hall passes. Or armed guards. Or metal detectors. That shit's just weird for schools.
Zombraina
Am I right in saying because of your social welfare system you don't have actual ghettos where there are many violent students? lol
Radix865
Not actual ghettos, but each city has their bad areas. We also have a pretty good gun control, despite there being a lot of guns.
Zombraina
Yeah, unfortunately it's pretty necessary in the schools that do have them installed. Oh America, we have so much to do and Trump.. ugh..
AhhYiss
What the fuck is a hall pass? - Confused European
Paperstars
My school never had one...they really worked on that honor system your ass would show back up.
Cioki4201
We have this in Ireland
ficifpici
It is thing used in "special" schools so they know if potato is going to the bathroom or is just lost.
Sipulikeitto
As a Finnish citizen, I can only think: "They really went full retard"
Zreen
As an American I was also confused
Urgalicity
It's when a teacher thinks they're so important they have to shame students for using the bathroom, and make them ask permission.
DorminRader
US schools are more like daycare/prison centers for at risk youth.
Feldegast82
Confused European number 2... You have a separate class for GLOBAL history???
GenericUsernameIsAlreadyTaken
Yeeeeah, we kinda did a bunch of things to garner classes for our own history, cuz Murica.
bachterman
probably something to do with columbine, school cops, truancy, and nationwide paranoia.
maxiboyfm3a
+1 from a confused Australian
chrishallett83
Yeah, we just called the roll at the start of every class. That way if anyone did wag school, they knew which period they left after.
EpitomeofMediocre
We do the same thing in America, this just tries to prevent you from leaving in the first place.
bellapadella
thanks God someone asked..
whatupmyknitters
a pass that says you're allowed to be out in the halls during class time.
Pyronixcore
Permission slip.
impostersquall
pass to make sure youre not skipping. there is cameras or teachers at doors to make sure you dont leave the school normally.
AhhYiss
So, prison?
impostersquall
basically, there was gates
Mudguard
Shhh. We prefer to call it a correctional facility.
TechnicallyRight
What the fuck is a hall pass? - confused American who didn't need to carry something to go to the bathroom?
Shewy92
As an American...all I had were slips of paper saying I could go to the bathroom, and almost no teacher had them.
mthrndr01
For the record, it's a common but not universal thing in american schools. My schools were mostly honor system, but I lived in a nice place.
MrPhukett
Wtf is honour system?
MrPhukett
Ok I googled it, it's like a spouse not cheating, without having to chain them up.
mthrndr01
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honor_system
PDylan
Yeah wtf is that?
nasreal
1 This is America, where school is supposed to prepare you for real life. So you're forced to listen to nonsense from people who...
nasreal
2 fuck with you for no reason, and enjoy it.
lurker5000
Who hurt you?
Flyndaran
The American school system, duh.
lurker5000
It's a pass so admin can easily tell that a student should be going to or coming from a restroom and not just ditching class.
Zuppaiaia
My school was so small that the principal knew as all by name.
WouldberryInn
By the looks of this post you can just make your own one from basically anything and write on it
BalkanDude
Are students attending a school or a concentration camp simulator?
OSCgal
Depending on the school & the community it's in, it can seem like the latter. American schools vary widely, though.
DaDisser
School. lol
WookieWookieWookie
It's a concentration camp when the students are expected to be in class during class?
lurker5000
Right? People got really crazy about this. The pass is more for me as a teacher than anything. It keeps only one kid out at a time.
iSoulend
wtf, there are always peoples going everywhere during class hours, just 'less', no one would bother asking for a fucking pass i'm appalled
CoffeeIsTasty
Same here. Something like this would never happen in our school, as all our school 'schedules' have free time in them.
domsson
Fuck that. If I have an urge, I'll go. In my university, we weren't allowed to go to the bathroom during exams. Did it anyway. Urge is urge.
DaDisser
I mean, okay. But the pass is so you don't get in trouble for leaving, you can still go...
domsson
From what I understood, the teacher is at liberty to decide whether you should get the pass or not, no?
LitteralyHitler
But what if one of your teachers is sick or sth, and you don't have to go to class?
WookieWookieWookie
Why would school be canceled because a teacher is sick? This is not college, you don't get the day off,you get another teacher.
WookieWookieWookie
Why would school be canceled because a teacher is sick? This is not college, you don't get the day off,you get another teacher.
OSCgal
You get a substitute teacher, usually. There's a pool of them: certified teachers who for whatever reason don't want to teach full time. 1/2
OSCgal
The school administration has them on call. Teacher sick? Find a substitute who's available to take over that day. 2/2
DaDisser
Thats a college thing. Grade school would still have to go.
soManyWords
How does the administration know which teacher you have at the moment and what this teacher's designated hall pass is?
honeybunss
At my school it was for ditching, but mostly vandalism. There was also a log to sign out/back in for each classroom.
lurker5000
Our passes are wooden paddles with the room number spray painted on it. My classroom is 216. If a kid is in the 500s, they're wandering.
ohnosky
The more I hear about the US, the more I don't understand the US.
PeebRow
what if you had a spare? what do then? sit in some designated "spare" room? am canuck, no hall passes, got to roam during spares good times.
schwiftyschwa
What is a spare?
marifromky
sounds like study hall ???
PeebRow
study hall seems like you are forced to sit in a room but they aren't bothering to teach you anything. it's babysitting.
pikebot
So if you want you can just take six classes for the year and get two spare periods.
pikebot
Spare period. At least in Ontario you need 30 credits to graduate, and can take 8 per year. Meaning in grade twelve you only NEED six.
PeebRow
my HS wasn't semestered, had a yearlong rotating schedule so fit 9 credits / year, and (dating myself) had OAC (grade 13) = so many spares.
vauhtihirmu
Seems like spare is different in Canada, I thought they were referring to the hours in the middle of the day when you may have no classes(1)
vauhtihirmu
because you only had class in the morning and in the afternoon. Not uncommon in Finnish high schools, friends and I used the time to play(2)
PeebRow
nope, same as a spare in Canada. in my final year of highschool i hit the lottery and had all my spares in the afternoon. home by lunch.
pikebot
Not everyone does it, and most people who want to go to uni don't because of prerequisites and quirks of GPA, but plenty do.
PeebRow
i went to uni & had 4 spares in my final year of highschool. had all my prerequisites, all the credits. didn't need to take bird courses.
GifMagister
What is an admin?
lurker5000
It is short for administration. People like the principal or assistant principals. At my school we have security guards who watch the halls
lurker5000
And then send you to admin if you're in trouble.
CaptAguilar
What is a principal?
GifMagister
Sounds like prison
MrPhukett
Security guards?? At fucking school??
CaptainOfTheFederationStarshipEnterprise
Yeah. We had rent-a-cops and a local PD liason.
JoonasD6
This comment thread is full of "only in the USA" surprises.
Invyggle
You only have to deal with bears if you ditch and go hunting instead. And ye security guards at school, America keeps suprising.
Tylvian
yeah, nearly every school has a few or cops or something.
lurker5000
Not everyone lives in a perfect neighborhood. We have some issues with gangs and drugs being sold on campus. Overall, my kids are awesome..
Aquilarden
Security guards = Middle-aged former high school football players who got fat and ride golf carts to catch kids dipping out. It's depressing
ThatFellow
Is ditching class by wandering around in the school a common thing in the US? When I skipped class I went the fuck home, or at least left.
iuploadbearpics
Our country isn't small as fuck.
pixelsnader
Europe in total is larger than the USA, it's more appropriate to compare Euro countries with U.S. states.
iuploadbearpics
Yes, their countries are like our states. We are WAY bigger.
TheMayorOfTittyCity
You could be on your way out, gotta walk through the halls to leave. Or you are young or live far away. Anything is better than class.
esterchestermin
Are the classes that shit?
justherefortheshitposting
A lot of US kids get bused miles from where they live and don't even know how to get home on foot. Never mind bus depot transfer riders.
tekcor
Students over here are stupid. Lots of them are voting age now...
Shewy92
Our school had cameras and I was afraid of getting caught
ILikeRespondingWithWillSmithGifs
Not the brightest but yeah that's pretty much what they do here
Tikityler
Well there is a hallway between you and outside. Also some will just be skipping a specific class.
shokomann
Like seriously...I went to shopping malls to stand in front of a game console for 5h
DrYoungblood
From my experience there were people that left but the problem was that they ran the place sealed wellish with cameras and teachers on exits
werockwerule
It's fairly common yeah, and not everyone can leave because most live far away from the school. Those who can drive tend to go home tho
najtrows
We had busscards. If I got sick I could just take a buss home. And no one cared if a student wandered around the hallways
WookieWookieWookie
There are no buses in the suburbs, or very few anyway.
noonelovesmike
So you go under a bridge and smoke weed that's how we use to ditch class.
RiptideTV
At my school, unless you live within like 5 miles (very few people) the only place to go besides wandering is the woods behind the school1/2
RiptideTV
But if they see you going out there or someone snitches they'll send the school cops out after you
najtrows
School cops? That must be a joke right?
ThatFellow
What the hell even is the US? School cops?
acme64
i used to sneak into my friends classes until the teacher noticed and kicked me out
EdiciusMaximus
So you skipped by school...by doing different school stuff?
acme64
Precisely