Never thought I'd see it in real life
The day you choose to be a housewife over a hoe is a great day
Well there’s that too
Top Left Corner "Come on guys that just ain't right"
What a missed opportunity
My moms cat, Jack, is a little weird
Faithful for 30 years. Now left with nothing
Someone help me with facts to present to this conspiracy theorist
I know I know its a screenshot. But they found the asshole who duct taped her mouth. I hadn't seen it posted yet.
To you she may not look like much. But she is the only reason I haven't commit suicide these past few months.
MRW I realize I brought the wrong soup
Kids are weird
Might as well hop on the Bandwagon. Throwback to my Halloween Bunny outfit
My dogs reaction when we're watching Tarzan and I start singing along with Phil Collins while hunging her
This is Jack. Jack is an asshole
MRW I upload 3 screenshots in REVERSE ORDER in my TERRIBLY GIRLY FONT that no one can read
The grass is sometimes greener on the other side of the fence.
Caught someone going so fast I couldn't read his license plate down my street.
Secret Santa Delivered!!!!
Meet my parents and you'll understand never took on such a true meaning. They're the middle ones.
For all those who want to settle but fear financial stability.
To the lady at the store with yoga pants and a Seahawks jersey.
Most mothers loved holding their child for the first time. My mom cried. I see why.
Helpful tips from mom
Day-ruined
Sometimes I wonder if I was adopted. That is my real sister and I in '98
The Original Black Widow Baby
Cartoon Characters and their Living Counterparts