HitandRyan

66610 pts · April 11, 2016


I'm here to nitpick and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum.

It’s the Death of Stalin scene with Vasily and the doctors.
“How old are you?!”
“I’m…old.”
“You’re not old!” (To Stephen Miller) “You’re not even a person you’re a testicle!”

14 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ve never been part of a horde before. Did I miss the meeting and horse archery training?

19 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Doesn't take much to get the board to wobble. And if you wobble going 60 mph you're gonna have a bad time.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

They will never have enough. They're addicts.

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Before he was elected, he was a moron. He's still a moron, but he used to be too.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah to paraphrase Malcolm Tucker, what is this, Trump’s master race of semi-gifted toddlers?

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If she was silenced why do millions of people have to know who she is?

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

DHS should not only be defunded, it should be abolished. Fuck Trump, fuck Bush for creating it, and fuck fascism.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Put up or shut up, chicken hawk.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Seeing this my brain immediately inserted the sound of Curly Howard/Zoidberg going “WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP”

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I declare myself an enemy of the fascist dictator Donald Trump. Fuck you, come get me.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah seriously if those bindings don’t release there I don’t think they ever will

6 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Stealth cake

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Heh heh you said “peckerwood”

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah he’s in a bunker somewhere just like Trump would be

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You can probably take the "Christo" out of "Christofascist" for redundancy. Fascism always forms uneasy but functional alliances with cultural conservatives and traditional elites.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bullshit. Every billionaire is born rich and gets richer. They do this through connections, luck, exploitation, lying, and wealth addiction, not superhuman effort.

1 week ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

He’s pretty bad. If you look up his confirmation process he had ties to the Proud Boys and white nationalists. If he’s got problems with Israel it’s because he’s an antisemite.

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Yeah he seems to be a MAGA nut with ties to white nationalists. When someone like him criticizes Israel, it’s usually for all the worst, wrongest reasons.

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Go for the eyes, Boo! Go for the eyes!

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You can dance if you want to

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He believed this as much as his fellow Republicans believe in fiscal responsibility. Which is to say, every Republican president since and including Reagan have racked up additional trillion dollar deficits, mostly through tax cuts for the rich and bullshit wars.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Drunk Fox News host needs to go. Yesterday.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not soon enough. Hopefully he fucking dies soon.

1 week ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Mearsheimer also claims that Russia has a right to rule Ukraine because it's in Russia's sphere of influence. I don't entirely disagree with his points here, but he's not the best source.

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Well that’s inappropriate. You should back over him after you kick him out. At least clip him with the door.

1 week ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

If you don't rock and stone, you ain't coming home

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Trouble is that war is a 2 player game. The Iranians will have some say about whether the war is over. Sure, the US and Israel have conventional superiority over the Iranian military, but Iran can just keep lobbing missiles into the Strait.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There it fucking is. The instant they said “no boots on the ground” I knew it would be a full blown invasion. CONSCRIPT BARRON TRUMP

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He’s a crooked real estate huckster and the son of a slumlord. He loves the housing crisis.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0