Ellis23

1635 pts ยท February 10, 2016


What song does he play when she lights the fire? It's so familiar but I can't place it!

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You can, you know. Who's going to stop you?

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure she is wearing a cape at the 30 second mark.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I was a little insulted that they explained venn diagrams in the upper left corner. It's, like, do you know who you're talking to? Look at the three circles. WE KNOW WHAT A VENN DIAGRAM IS. We think it needs more circles. Let's add a sphere. We're annotating this bitch up in here.

11 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I never liked it because I thought that in such a world, people would merely venerate the people with the most "handicaps" or "equalizers" and it would probably even progress to people faking their own. Like, people would wear fake noise-making devices or unnecessary eye patches or pretend ankle weights to seem smarter/prettier/stronger than they actually were.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've been enjoying nature with my genitals my whole life. There are only three national parks I haven't been banned from.

2 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

...I made the lucrative decision to become a public high school teacher.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I left academia before I ever really "joined." I was three years into a humanities PhD and I couldn't ignore how awful everything was, or that the highly unlikely "payoff" at the end didn't look all that great, either. Like, I could continue to work like a dog and earn below the poverty line until I earned the PhD, and then fight like a different dog for one of the very, very few academic positions available, and then work again like the first dog trying to earn tenure. For a point of comparison

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That doesn't seem fair. If any of your ideas were good enough to earn you a Nobel prize, you've had enough good ideas. You should be set even if you don't have any others. If Sir Mix-a-Lot gets a million a year for "baby got back," a Nobel idea should get some kind of residuals as well.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Were they mad because you were so far behind? How many seasons had been released at that point?

2 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

But then the butter wins!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Found it:

2 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Yes. In one comic, Calvin wants a story, and he reads him his case involving a patent dispute

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

So... uh....is your husband single?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I've always been a "Grace." Haven't seen any other stages yet. I'd like to think my grace stage replaced the Rooney stage.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 2

I love the background. This junkie has mementi mori (the skulls) and some nunchucks! I don't have nunchucks...

4 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Starship troopers?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Oh, you want to hug at this random moment? I must be a very good boy. Awesome!"

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Wild thing by josh bazell

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

You can also click to see the foster lady's Facebook post within the article for pictures of him being happy and healthy

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You can also click to see the foster lady's Facebook post within the article for pictures of him being happy and healthy

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

And had to learn to eat without his tongue. He can't lick his people. He muzzles his face at them. ?

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

In the back of his neck. He likes dogs when they're right in front of them. But he is hypervigilant on walks. He has a fountain to drink...

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0