MustHailSagan
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Apr 17, 2022 8:19 PM
MustHailSagan
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fartharder
#1 I said no salt on the margarita
konmari
WHITE ALEC BALDWIN JESUS IS BEST JESUS
VaultGirl69
Dude doesn't have any concept of personal space...
rattytom
I laughed too hard at some of these.
Pchopsammiches
Velv3tThunder
#9 if you're gonna stack up Jesus, at least bring your kit.
Remishnok
Nice. Now do Phrophet Muhammad
TornaydoTornahdo
#15 Jesus looks like AJ Styles in this one
knowallknownothing
More!! I want to see more of these! These are hilarious!!!
SlightlyDodgy
You know why Jesus died a virgin don't you. Every time he touched a wound he healed it right up.
AlonzoMoselyFBI
My desk at work.
BarfMonger
Jesus watches me poop.
crittercuz
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
This is one of the big reasons for the popularity of neopaganism in white supremacist circles.
MutteringMisanthrope
A fine sampler.....Missed one, though.........
LespritDeLescalier22
Dugongdugongitsthecowofthesea
Severus did what? That isn't a spoiler. He should tell it differently
Raider2187
My favorite is the military 1 where Jesus says, "lift your head up and pull fucking security. "
slotheroll
Cynicaltaxidermy
Is that Jesus Ray Cyrus?
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
IllegalAlienFromOuterSpace
The most laughable part is that white people think that some dude born in the Middle East is gonna look white.
Splittmark
You gave Jesus horns
DoNotUseMyUsername
where is the one where he says to stab some one in the eye?
Endocrom
2fligh2high
#10
IKnowWhereSydBarrettLived
UnicornSausage
Harryteeters
TheMightyPIKE
Looks like Billy Ray Cyrus
NotSomoneElse68
Kinda healthy looking for a junkie. Maybe shooting steroids.
SrPootStank
Steroids are IM not IV
NotSomoneElse68
I figure I knew that, just wasn't really thinking about it.
Ellis23
I love the background. This junkie has mementi mori (the skulls) and some nunchucks! I don't have nunchucks...
Onlyonerowing
That's fuckin' rad. Maybe I should try heroin? It's what Jesus would want.
BigKangDangaLangSlanga
By the look of this picture, he would love it. Plus there's apparently blackjack, so I assume the hookers are just outside the picture
MotherfuckinGoats
Looks like the dude has some lines of coke ready as well. How would that kind of upper work with a downer like heroin?
RedRatchet765
It's terrible for your heart, but you can do both and have a good time. The coke would wear off a lot faster though
XanderCorsaj
And that's why we don't have Chris Farley anymore
RedRatchet765
Nor John Belushi, sadly.
DrZangariSlifkin
Pretty sure my dad has this as a poster in his office. Minus the words.
MerkinSuit
Because it's funny? Ir is it up earnestly?
DrZangariSlifkin
Earnestly. He works at a Christian drug and alcohol rehab.
DrZangariSlifkin
coronakilla
Seems very Caucasian centric
cleverlydisguised
Uncle-ruckus-praise-white-jesus.gif
ScrewYourLogic
Welcome to christianity
OstinPower2020
Jesus is Arab.
billyjonas
He’s a time lord and keeps regenerating.
a2s2020
Ooh does that mean we can get a lady Jesus? Jessie? Christeen?
RoadskiN
Every race gets their own Jesus with their own personalities
NarratesTheDarkerStory
White Jesus is, kind of a dick. Well, 80's Americana Jesus is a dick.
Akurei00
AlexSomething
I like Buff Korean Jesus:
wormsinmahspice
They know what's up. I don't want some scrawny Shepard, I want a jacked fucking MAN to worship. A real MANs man, you nah I'm sayin?
BrockEffingSamson