ELKronos

290198 pts ยท January 30, 2016


ELKronos is a mostly benevolent entity secretly plotting the restoration of the Mausoleum at Halicarnassus. https://i.imgur.com/ELtji12.png discord: ELKronos

Nothing like that going on, and you're misusing the example from psych 100. Spikes in the middle of a bench? Hostile! Bumps to prevent people from laying down where they may get run over? Safety.

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You mean they don't want you sleeping under an overpass between two busy roads where you could get run over? Those monsters!

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They're a company who could build more wind farms faster than you. That means them not building wind farms is more meaningful than you not building. That implies the trick is at least convincing politicians that you can not build wind farms way harder than this company can not build them. I'd be willing to join a company with you if we split that billion. The more people you have who also won't build wind farms with you just makes your case that much more convincing

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Must be why Bobbie kept them in for so long. "I'm not doing this for hours. You can come out when you're all ready!"

5 days ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I'm a little surprised at how quickly they all came out. Is that typical for cats or can they experience labor for hours?

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Nessie just gave Big Mama some of her patented in your face harsh but true feedback

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Ugh Gertie and I are wearing the same outfit. One of us is going to have to change...

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Not even for signing the birth certificate? Are you in the US? It may vary by state but an ID is the easiest way to register the birth. If you don't have one you can still register but it's a huge pain in the ass (you need to give a bunch of documents proving who you are; particularly the father) and may have to do things like get witnesses who would then give attestations to the State

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No, but that means a lot to me. Nessie said she didn't find me funny, so it's been something I've been working on. I'd appreciate it if you could mention this to her

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's a high standard but we have to try. If not for her, just to better ourselves.

6 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Why? What did you do wrong?

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I hope to be as chill as Nessie one day

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"I was being watched!"

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#3

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I didn't say they did. We can still be bad guys. Two countries going to war can both be bad guys too. If you try to fit the world into your black and white lens you're going to miss a lot of important things.

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Technically there are arguments. For example, the vast majority of missiles Iran has fired are intercepted prior to hitting anything. It would be incorrect to claim any knowledge about what they are or are not targeting

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Not a pepper spray kinda girl?

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The NBA has an ownership stake in the WNBA. That's different than subsidizing, it's an investment. Last year the league lost 40mil. This year they're profitable enough to trigger profit sharing (meaning the owners - NBA included - made money on their investment). The WNBA also recently signed a new TV rights deal which is expected to provide the league with 200mil annually. They've also been creating new teams and are continuing to do so (because they're growing their investment)

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Probably because the act of being elected isn't related to this sort of thing. It's more so named after him because he served in the navy on an aircraft carrier during WW2

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Nessie is a giant

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"...Did they just make a cat pun? ...No, must be how it's pronounced." -Bobbie

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"Wait! Am I pregnant?" -Bobbie

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I think it speaks more to (1) rage bait/political commentary no one here disagrees with does well and will get you to FP regardless, and (2) it's extremely easy to get to the FP

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RIP Paulie

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Has anyone checked if polymarket has any bets about when Bobbie will give birth? What if she's placed bets on herself and is holding for the payout? She was watching Scandal so I wouldn't put that sort of thing past her

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Are you at all concerned it will put ideas into any of her kittens heads? What if they are born with the compulsion to assassinate Grant?

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#2 - "President Grant was shot entering his birthday gala" - what is Bobbie watching?

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