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God grant me the serenity to not be mean to people on the internet.
I’m kind of scared of leopard seals ever since I watched eight below when I was like 5
The picture that’s kept me going for like 10 months now is pictured below
He’s my pfp and I printed him out to hang up at work and one of my coworkers gave him a mustache
I was high when I saw this and it sparked like a 3 hour long colossal squid investigation
Nessie, Gertie, and Bruce tax. https://imgur.com/gallery/memes-vol-647-creatures-2nd-edition-089YkVZ
HulaJesus
#16 Love these guys long snippy steps and they are have no living relatives. They are neither fox nor wolf but some leggy third thing.
powerrangerpl
#2 Leopard seals scare me. Apex predators.
3rdoption
#35 Well if that ain't the cutest little bug I ever did see!
WackyWavingFlailingArmTubeMan
#25 without Disney or anime artists giving the mare heaving breasts, how do we know which ones the mother
TKpotato
Zoom in until you see the giant horse bulge
JayDeeDubs
#34
You're not wrong about that
3rdoption
#3 No, deer are idiots. They don't even have 401k plans.
FlatPlutoSociety
Wait, I have a whitetail doing my taxes. Is that bad?
elbowdeepinawhateverthatis
#27 cats that make you say “that’s not a cat, that’s the widow Sugrue, trying to impress the Lord Fitzpatrick with the strength of her boy Pony!”
TheGuyWith8Hens
#1 CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE
SedatedSl0th
#17 so like. Eli5, why don’t they just track it and find this giant thing?
CrisprCAS
danat101
I could cry I love him so much
DexterDouglas
#1 Where's the money, Lebowski?!
SuitablyIronicMoniker
#21 My mom says I’m just big cartilaged!
LathiArcanus
#21 Honestly, he looks kinda embarrassed about it. If sharks could wear a shirt while swimming, this one would.
LogicKitty
#28 you cannot convince me that is not a muppet. That thing belongs in the background of Labyrinth or something
TeriyakiBuzz
#22 The what natural history gallery?
Unindoctrinated
What is #26?
yeahhedugit
Binturong, also commonly known as a bearcat.
mothmam
It’s a beauty whatever it is.
danat101
A binturong!
Unindoctrinated
Cool. Thank you.
BenderRodriguezz
#35 What is this adorable critter?
LilacShowers
bug
danat101
The tap dancing squishy leaf man
(He’s a tortoise beetle)
BenderRodriguezz
I love him.
UltraLincoln
#24 who ordered the wet chicken?
oozabooza
#24 I always updoot birbs
trigonman3
#15
v
3rdoption
#37 "I gotta hit that Milkaholics Anonymous meeting tomorrow..."
AshesVonDust
Suspicious lack of wombat in this here dump
emmythefox11
#17 https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MXZpb3M3NThxNGpkbzFkcjV5dHF6b2NhOGYzb2N1dTNua3U4ODc1MSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/sZrIqPw81LHEyCyn2q/200w.webp
LazerSpacePirate
Heuheuhehh
BIC777
#21 Anyone else see Beavis here?
AshesVonDust
Butt-Head, sure
BIC777
Oh, right. I could never remember which one was which.
defrostedtauntaun
I see Bruce from Finding Nemo.
meheezen
That’s stupid, he hehe heh he
loopdesigns
#8
What
BlackBabyJeebus
https://www.reddit.com/r/Horses/comments/x5b7vn/say_hello_to_sebago_the_vet_said_she_may/
JapanesePizza333
Gorgeous!
loopdesigns
Wow!
3rdoption
#5 So metal! No, seriously these snails grow actual metal armor for protection from the heat of the hydrothermal vents they live next to. They should call them Vulcan snails.
MostAwesomeDan
Meanwhile the first thing I was thinking was "Who's that pokemon?"
It's Magcargo!
UndulatingTerrain
No, you've been misled by the same meme others have seen. They precipitate iron sulphide shells, instead of calcium carbonate that molluscs typically do.
BillyM00n
That's still incredibly cool and metal as fuck. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaly-foot_gastropod
UndulatingTerrain
I agree, super cool!
ELKronos
I hope to be as chill as Nessie one day
danat101
She was actually pretty angry here
ELKronos
Why? What did you do wrong?
danat101
I’ll never measure up to Nessie’s standards
ELKronos
It's a high standard but we have to try. If not for her, just to better ourselves.
danat101
Have I ever told you how hilarious you are
spontaneous9
#17 Sperm whales go very, very deep. They have to if they want to find their favorite delicacy, giant squid.
PossumPoop
Orca have been known to kill White sharks, but typically just eat the liver. They have the ability to dive very deep. I am not a reliable source. I like monkeys.
danat101
Me, too!!!!
JayDeeDubs
But big as they are, they aren't equipped to prey on something like a great white. Their jaws are very narrow, and have no teeth on the upper jaw.
kershaw
Shark got eaten by squid. Squid got eaten by whale.
spontaneous9
Well, giant squid are cold-blooded, ruling them out. If the event occurred close to a spreading center like the Mid-Atlantic Ridge, the heat could be explained geothermally. But one thing we don't know is, how big is the largest sperm whale in the ocean. Maybe there is one with an unchecked case of gigantism, that's big enough to swallow a great white whole. Obviously, it's either deep-sea smoker vents or a warm-blooded deep-sea-diving cetacean. Or Captain Nemo.
danat101
Do we think it could have been a squid? My knowledge of them really only extends to my 3 hour stoner knowledge expedition
JayDeeDubs
I'm really not sure! The heat suggests no, because squid are cold blooded, but I'm not sure what else would fit. Maybe something killed the shark, then a bit with the tracker was eaten by something deep diving
danat101
Ok I just clicked on your profile because this is very helpful and you’re always so nice to me AND YOU DIDNT TAG ME IN YOUR SUPERMAN POST?!?! I’m so excited I’m going to look at it right now I’m buzzing with joy
JayDeeDubs
Sorry, I'm not good at using tags. I only ever remember the most basic ones. But I hope you like the Superman post!