If the internet has taught me anything, it is that the sexiest part or the female anatomy is the foot; for reasons I neither understand nor want to comprehend...
We need to teach foot fetishists shame again. They emboldened the armpit fetishists and now I constantly have to deal with armpit pics and people huffing and licking armpits.
Minus the license plate and that one specific Ankha sticker, I know at least one lesbian that would totally be down to have this all on a car if she had one.
VincitQuiSeVincit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR9d4ESlpHY
thedarkcanuck
I bet that car proper STANK
senzykyo3004
I kinda hope they are a foot doctor
CrisprCAS
Zange0
So we've got a furry lesbian weeb who is into feet an owns a gun.
My transceiver is also pinging like a mf, but I'm not sure why.
reurra
Evenmoreuselessname
Honda Feeeet
abmoraz
That's relatively new, as that Pennsylvania plate has only been out since June.
DriverIRQnotlessOrEqual
Hop aboard… the Tarantino
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
Upvote best foot forward Egyptian catgirl.
meganical
What a weeb
Nykidemus
I saw a subaru with an ahaego wrapper once in a theater parking lot. I have never been more skeeved out by an object.
hendawg2020
alcamar
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1b3E2b3gycnh6MXI5bWg0azV4a254ZTYyejlndTNseGhuempxYm1pOCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/Zd5widi4dgNrxwhxbk/200w.webp
SunBrolem
No way, this is definitely Miyazaki's car.
Shewy92
drbragg
Dungeon AI, that you?
Jaqdakloun
Feeeeeet!
Antininny
nimeton0
Calm down, Quentin.
RibbleTPibits
scorpionnwoman
Monoco would love this.
Racealistic
"These feet aren't gonna clean themselves"
physicsdoc
If the internet has taught me anything, it is that the sexiest part or the female anatomy is the foot; for reasons I neither understand nor want to comprehend...
FiveShiftOne
We need to teach foot fetishists shame again. They emboldened the armpit fetishists and now I constantly have to deal with armpit pics and people huffing and licking armpits.
DangerBaer
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dXkwaWd3NGcyejI2Z3dhbzRwZmxza2FmaWYwcXJpcWoyOTY5eG96bSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/9ioW1g5Gv5vKl6Yknm/200w.webp
mojofilter02
Boy, what an interesting life you must lead!
CorvidPrime
I think I work with her…
lezgetfukkinreal
Go on
bottledham
Describe the feeeeet. Maybe I know her...
ELKronos
Not a pepper spray kinda girl?
Junktrunkjunkie
GoodEveningThisIsWhatAButtDoesPBBPPBBTT
I wish I had this kind of bravery
Baxteen
We found @ShaggyRootsAgain in the wild
JerzeeTomato
There was nothing stopping them from not doing that...
FlatPlutoSociety
One of those bumper stickers is not like the others. Sticks out like a sore toe.
bottledham
alcamar
Narrowed it down a bit
bottledham
Oh of course - I thought you were talking about one of the anime stickers :)
ArenJ6
At what point the green flags counter the red ones? 😹
SquiddelyDooDoodlyDoo
I don't think there are any green flags when tons of these characters are literally underage
OnyxTurret
There are red ones?
TheBigBadBonerBiter
The duality of man.
linexnewt
there are green ones?
ConsesualSnuggler
He is honest about his needs (another green flag)
ArcUlfr
She, presumably (lesbian pride flag and the bumper sticker on the lower left).
ArenJ6
There's a little Naruto on the top so at least she's got good taste in anime 😹
mjperk
They drive a Honda.
kwent86
and they either a superfreak or have a good sense of humor. Either way its a W
dirtmarker
100%...that's a guy. I don't care what the bumper sticker says.
lezgetfukkinreal
As a lesbian I'd love me some waifu stickers, and the feeeeet thing would be hilarious and 0% dude
BlueDsc
Minus the license plate and that one specific Ankha sticker, I know at least one lesbian that would totally be down to have this all on a car if she had one.
Caprittles
-sheepishly raises her hand-
BlueDsc
Haha, I know at least two now!
OnyxTurret
Or the lesbian flag...?
dirtmarker
I stand by my statement. Eating puss isn't for girly girls. (Of course except when it is)
TheBigBadBonerBiter
I genuinely don't know the last time I've seen a joke backfire this horribly.
OnyxTurret
As a non-lesbian, I wouldn't know, guess I'll have to defer to your expertise. Though I don't see a sticker about eating puss. Did I miss something?
akelamishari
The flag on the bumper is the lesbian flag
OnyxTurret
As I observed above. Or is this the assumption that each and every lesbian must eat puss? I don't know that that's a rule to join the club.
Rubyrose99
Is this like a backfired "liking women is gay" joke?
dirtmarker
Seriously backfired joke.
Kmpapples
Still reflected well on you for your reaction though.
kitenkatt
As a girly girl, you're very very very wrong.
dirtmarker
Oh I apologize then. I accept that I can be wrong. Please forgive me.
kitenkatt
I forgive you, just use this as a learning moment.
SlayerOfGoat
Note to self: stay out of Pennsylvania.
LespritDeLescalier22
Solid plan
InitHello
I lived there 2008-2023, can confirm.
ArenJ6
Coward
ricbri695
This plate notwithstanding, that’s a good idea. Signed, someone who lived there for 30 years
MadamPuddifoot
That's not a PA plate though?
WienerFart
Yes it is. It's one of our new plates. I think they're ugly. It has a liberty bell and it says Pennsylvania at the top
MadamPuddifoot
I can't believe they're replacing the blue and yellow striped one! Madness.
unluckyandbored
Yes it is. That's the new design.
MadamPuddifoot
Oh my god they are getting rid of the blue and yellow stripes?!
unluckyandbored
Looks that way. At least they don't seem to be doing what NY state did a while back and force everyone to buy new plates.
MadamPuddifoot
Well that's nice. I don't like these new ones. Fuck Philly. Lol