DerKirche

19480 pts ยท March 20, 2015


#31 there is no Samsara to escape from, so I take the duckie ride.

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It's amazing how attractive people in costumes are still attractive

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Fascism is when people treat their government as if it were God's own government -- but Isaiah 40:17 says "Alll the nations are as nothing before Him; He regards them as nothingness and emptiness."

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

It's cool how the USA has the exact same economy in place as Nazi Germany, this is surely a coincidence and not an inevitable part of Imperialist Capitalism.

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Alan "I kept my underpants on at the child sex trafficking house" Dershowitz, everyone.

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Christian Zionists need the state of Israel to do this to make sure that Jesus comes back and kills everyone who didn't believe Jesus was God (e.g. Jewish people) ... It's the Holocaust with extra metaphysical steps.

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#56 the left wasn't silent, the Dems are just complicit - there are no leftists in US Politics.

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#19 this show is a comedy goldmine

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#45 commitment to the bit is so inspirational

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#33 Historians: They were roommates

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Calling it two pages is too much credit, it's one page, 2 sides, and the first page is a cover page. It's less of a plan and more of a typographical rip-off of a gourmet menu.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I stand with the people of Iran, and against US Imperialist Intervention in Iran.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure there's only one of the original Village People left...

3 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

#39 I'm shocked and dismayed that there's more than one Crazy Mouse left, it basically just jerks you back and forth around hairpin turns.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just saw an article about a bar that doesn't let single people in because they try to mingle and it bothers the other guests... We're turning into the 2009 movie Surrogates but worse...

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The dog thinks it's a people

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this is why I only talk to the thick ones

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

I've been massaging out this "chapstick tube" knot on my wife's back for years, glad to finally figure out what it actually is.

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why does everyone in this administration have a Napoleon Complex?

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#19 the problem was the stupid people were taking our entire groups of people with average or higher intelligence... And still are...

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Burn-E, is that you?

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's amazing how angry these people are that they have to talk to somebody with a different skintone. They're especially mad that he's smarter than they are.

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The "funny" thing is that if both parties are the same, they gotta start explaining why they don't protest when "Their Team" does it.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's salt in the shot too, between the malt vinegar and the HP sauce

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe that's why I've never had a broken bone and can't float for shit

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It was fun while it lasted, but figured it wouldn't be long after posting a dozen anti-capitalist memes was called a tantrum but the somebody else dumping 200 memes of a "cute" minivan was called a party

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That Quokka Blocka doesn't seem to work too good

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Fortunately there are no Christians in heaven.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's perfect, I'm seeking revenge on two people.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0