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Follow-up from the previous dump
Dogma <3
Gorgeous, gorgeous lady
True.
No tolerance for cheaters.
Shoutout to @AlmostClever, brilliant comment!
I am a silly goose.
toolzgalore2
#8 when god gives you lemons you FIND A NEW GOD!!!
AxellTheDragon
#35 I'm not a weapons connoisseur but me thinks having the blowback from an RPG launcher exhaust inside the helicopter would be a bad idea.
TheWoodsAreVile
monkeyfly
#26 succulent vampire meals.
Nexus297
#46 Right in the heart....
Marikhen
#26 + #27
indigenous101
Nice!
pancreas
#10 yup, i'm not mature enough for this
xmaneds
satisfying dump, 5/7
indigenous101
keyblader1985
#1 if you could get away with casting yourself into a role in which you indulge your fetish with Salma Hayek and you resist the temptation, by all means cast the first stone
NothingPrince
He's a fuckibg genius
rampartfranklin
hetnkik999
#16 I have, in fact been bit by a ladybug. Surprised the hell out of me, brought my hand close to my face so I can see what was going on, then watched up close as it bit me again. https://www.healthline.com/health/do-ladybugs-bite
Poppypoppoppop
#1 Reminder Tarantino is a zionist now, as it was the only way for him to get Israeli gold digging pussy in his lifetime
OmenJones
#8 COMBUSTABLE LEMONS. THAT BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN.
4Astaroth
"Get mad. Don't make lemonade. Prometheus was punished by the gods for giving the gift of knowledge to man. He was cast into the bowels of the earth and pecked by birds. The answer is beneath us. Her name is Caroline. Remember that."
RainierCamino
Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts!
NorwegianJim
I'm Cave Johnson. We're done here.
DrProfessorRocketSurgeon
#11
Jaqdakloun
#4 I have spilled more seed to this woman than Michael J Fox at a bird feeder
lowkeylives
#1 it's whiskey, not tequila
gamejunki40006
#36 never did. The original fireballs were pinecones soaked in sap and flung from staffs.
DerKirche
#45 commitment to the bit is so inspirational
OnlyWantToSayOneThing
I know someone who does something similar, except they cut a piece off to "test for poison." I found out later it's because as a poor kid their father wouldn't make food for himself and would only take 1 or 2 bites while cooking and then chug water to trick his body into thinking he had a full meal. Now its just "a dad joke" with none of the trauma behind it.
ansiichan
#1 i honestly feel like feet isn't fetish based on how common it is, its like considering liking boobs a fetish just because some people don't get aroused by them
justaguyinthebackrow
#7 I mean, his name is literally SS scum(b).
MoonRiverFrost
#16 "utmost"
guitarfourtysix
OffendedSkeleton
#21 spent way too kong staring at the picture thinking it was a Klingon Bird of Prey and not understanding what the caption meant
SithisCultist
#33 Not only are they incredibly athletic, they are flexing on every under aromour wearing cross fit enthusiast by doing it dressed as suburban dads.
thomn8r
#1 I hear they got it on the 17th take
tster1973
He is a God among men. We're not worthy.
BladeTurMoiL
#11 i work 80 hrs a week and had an upper respiratory infection for 3 weeks because it kept mutating/trading off from one thing to another (sinus > flu > chest congestion > cough ) because i dont get enough sleep between jobs (some days it is 2 hrs). And have had back /other muscle aches for the last 6 months i cant shake off. Because sleep = repairing time.
titoitoi
jesus dude, working yourself into an early grave .. hope you can slow down soon.
BladeTurMoiL
I had a mandatory credit counseling for my upcoming bankruptcy, it told me my housing should be 25% of my income not 40+. One suggestion was getting another job. I literally fell out of my chair laughing.
dunkum09
#12 gotta be careful. my wife had some kind of charcoal face scrub thing that I used twice, but it had menthol in it, so I am glad I started with my face and didnt get any further than that
RonnieSoak
I love using my Original Source Mint body wash alllll iver my body
mrsdowneyjr
RefurbishedArcReactor
I used the Dr Bonner's minty whatever soap once, full body, and the tingles were bordering between pleasant and distracting.
dunkum09
I could imagine it feeling OK, but it is definitely not the sort of thing you want to take you by surprise i think
implosion3
I find a lil bit of tingly menthol on the balls feels good 😌
hightechpirate
Smart man. I remember when I was about 15 and didn't have any lotion, so I decided to jerk off with Icy Hot... Instant regret
Durtschi
Oooh that sounds terrible. How long did it take to wash off or were you able to?
heartlesswench
Able to what, finish?
hightechpirate
It was, in fact,. quite terrible. I scrubbed my junk for about 30 minutes straight in the shower and it finally wore off about 2 hours later.
SlayerOfGoat
#33 @Fantasyofmelody you need to find a partner, ASAP!
Fantasyofmelody
Holy fuck! I think I've seen that before, but it still gets me 🤣 Absolutely not. That looks terrifying 😳
JustFeedMePieDammit
It's the Safety Hug
EroticZombiePants
Trust Fall!
isetprettygirlsonfire
#16 someone has never been bitten by a ladybug.
SOLARvsFACISM
Actually it is the invasive Asian Lady Beetle that bites! I told people for years that I was getting bitten by lady bugs and a bug nerd friend of mine finally saw one in my apartment and told me it was a Lady Beetle. They're orange vs. red and there is some difference in the spots too.
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isetprettygirlsonfire
The "regular US ones" (there are many species) do bite. The just bite less frequently. The asian kind ate more likely to be indoors. They also use their back legs to pinch, which many people mistake for a bite. The asian species doesn't even live in my state. I've been bitten by regular US variety.
isetprettygirlsonfire
The "regular US ones" (there are many species) do bite. The just bite less frequently. The asian kind ate more likely to be indoors. They also use their back legs to pinch, which many people mistake for a bite. The asian species doesn't even live in my state. I've been bitten by regular US variety.
KirbyUOR
Wait, do they bite? That's not very ladylike!
isetprettygirlsonfire
Yes, and pinch with their back legs, which also hurts
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isetprettygirlsonfire
The "regular US ones" (there are many species) do bite. The just bite less frequently. The asian kind ate more likely to be indoors. They also use their back legs to pinch, which many people mistake for a bite. The asian species doesn't even live in my state. I've been bitten by regular US variety.
Feralkyn
DoIEvenLyftBro
You can also buy thousands of live ladybugs for like 30 bucks, just sayin
Zedrapazia
This is the exoskeleton of a killer, Bella!
Eldibs
Yeah, but that's still something we like about them. They're vicious monsters to the things we don't like.
pancreas
anyone who's played grounded knows that their larvae are a bunch of assholes
lordbane0100
Especially the ones that do burn damage for some reason
OsbornThorsguard
But they absolutely do bite.... It isnt a bad bite, but it will jolt you a bit. The orange ones tend to bite more though.
Ionico
....my friend, the orange ones are not ladybugs, they are Asian Lady Beetles, and they DO BITE, swarm houses in fall to overwinter and stink. Those are not the beloved ruby-red Ladybug.
Feralkyn
There's no "ladybug" tbf, there's thousands of ladybug/ladybird species and that's one of 'em