ColonelCandice

969 pts ยท June 14, 2013


Lol

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dog looks pissed

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a Lego collector, I can't stand these things.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your story doesn't add up...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have it too. When I was two the did 'corrective surgery' and shorted the muscle too much so now I get to wear glasses all day every day.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jakeman's!!!!!!!!!!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mine always sings to my toes. I figured he thought they were baby birds.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You're a twat. I eat completely whole food (no boxes, no refined sugars) and I can't stand the texture of avocado. Still gunna be a dick?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Circle

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Don't feed wildlife. Number 1 rule of encountering wildlife.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

No mountains = Ottawa

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are. Anyone who says differently hasn't had enough Poutine

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Thanks OP! Been scrolling for awhile thinking about how ridiculous it is that FP is full of United Airline Memes when this has happened.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's one heck of a clever doggo!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yah Woodstock!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've definitely used a mouthpiece as a bowl.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stickyfingaz!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's my dream car too! Well done @op

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

op is an asshole

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Could be a truck driver

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of Tory Staford's murder. They caught the killers off of a blurry image because someone recognised the jacket.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You can always call 911 even without cell service.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

My dog closes the door with her snout. No scratches just lots of dog snot.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

First comment ever and this is it? Get a hobby.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Where are the damn Pogs?!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you for the help!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A professional cello would be at least $10,000.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like someone forgot to loosen the strings before they decided to put it on a bouncy plane... she should go through homeowner insurance

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My sister pays $750 for a one bedroom in Toronto. I pay $1400 plus utilities for a one bedroom in Vancouver.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0