Just posting this because I just remembered how fucking awesome bionicles were

Aug 31, 2017 3:28 AM

jmfoley3024

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I'm a simple man. I see Bohroks. I upvote.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bionicles were the bomb back in the day.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The mind corrupting mask it has; much fun with that bionicle

8 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 0

silly lego, trying to bring bionicle back in 2015 with no story, comics, or effort...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I know nothing about Bionicle, but I do have this exact model on a shelf next to me (I'm surprised the rubber band is still good)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I remember switching the white fangs and fighting to see which of these could tear the mask out of the other's flip case first.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

omg hungry hippos style as you thrust the chicken necked beasts head into battle

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We're... ahem... still are!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My childhood... I got more Bionicles than Ash has got pikemons. Check my profile if you want to see some of my builds;)

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Those look pretty cool. Reminds me I have to post mine one day.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks:) I'm looking forward to your post!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bionicles was the shit.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dude i remember reading the comics and collecting them. Soo good.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

And the movies

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The first three were some of my favorite movies as a kid

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

UNLEASH THE SWARM

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bionicle hei hei (not mine)

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

YES, THANK YOU, THANK JESUS, THANK ALL WHO APPRECIATE THE CLASSICS, BECAUSE THANK YOU!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

ED-209

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I'd say 40k Dreadnought, but both work.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I had Slizers, which I loved. Unfortunately, Bionicle are slightly after my time.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Anyone remember these?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Aye, Slizers were... interesting.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I had to choose a picture to represent my awesome childhood this would be it

8 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

I have a moving tub of Bionicle. Most of the parts are from a spare parts tub I found at a store. The rest are from th second gen toa and up

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's difficult to get rid of such fun childhood toys.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

yo anyone else remember Throwbots too?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

and the short-lived roboriders. (I thought they were called slizers till just now, but slizers and throwbots were the same thing...)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It was a regional thing. They were "Throwbots" in the states, "Slizers" in Europe.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yep, I still have all 8 of the core Throwbots fully assembled in their containers. I'm glad people still remember these toys.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

remember when they came in special tubes

8 years ago | Likes 161 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I LOVED that you could hang them in the tubes like pupating larvae.

8 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

I used to be able to dismantle and rebuild these without instructions it was the best shit ever

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

The Baraki were badass, especially carapar

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I used to call him 'Crappar' because his colour scheme looked like a poo

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

nah man the rakshi is where it was at

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I could still tell you waaay too much about the lore. God. I mean, Mata Nui. Or Great Beings.

8 years ago | Likes 308 Dislikes 1

l just brought the first lore book they published, and l'm super stoked

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No way dude, these were so cool that you could invent your own lore.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same here

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now that I think of it, they sound so much like Maori.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

that's where they lifted almost the entire lore from.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Probably why the Maori teacher told us to learn about them :P

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Mata Nui the island, Mata Nui the robot, or Mata Nui the spirit? The lore was so in depth, I really appreciate the world building now.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They're all one and the same. The Island was just dirt on his face.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

no, the island was named of the spirit, but it was also technically a part of the spirits body

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

back when mcdonalds gave out those matoran disk throwers... instead of cups like the kids get today.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Modern day McDonalds toys suck. I feel sorry for today's kids. "Hey, you like Lego Batman right? WELL HERE'S A CUP WITH HIS FACE ON IT!"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I remember buying one, taking it home, and then seeing that some asshole had stolen the parts. Devastated my 9 year old self.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Put those white fangs on upside down and watch your friends turn saltier than the Atlantic ocean

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

yes! i was going to say the same thing. turn those fangs upside down and start jabbing your friends with them.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

THEY STILL ARE AWESOME. *sobs in the corner*

8 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

I want an open-world Mata Nui game. There's a Skyrim mod in the works, but it's a huge and slow project.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"His grandma's house is where he stays! It's been 10 years since he's been laid!"

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Don't forget busting up your prepubescent fingers trying to snap together the B&S joints while your dad threatens you with jumper cables

8 years ago | Likes 411 Dislikes 12

That might have been just you.. My dad never threatened me. Lot'o surprises though! Quite a shocking youth.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are we just not going to bury it in at least ONE reply?

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

We had to bury my dog after my dad beat it. At Mario kart. Weird day.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Those were the days

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

I don't.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

There was a thread on reddit asking about bad things that happened to the users, and one said that his dad threatened him with them cables.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Thanks.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Were? They're still around friend. And as an adult you can buy them YOURSELF

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Sort of. They got cancelled again.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

FUCKING DAMMIT

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait really? That's a damn shame.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And they didn't even do all three of their "minimum" three year run, so their sales must have tanked HARD.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No matter what it's sad but I did not like the look of rebooted versions.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There was definitely a kiddier attitude this time. They forget that the non-childish vibe was what caught our attention in the first place.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The new ones have nowhere near the depth of lore or writing quality of the originals. Sure they exist, but it's not the same.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

well, bionicle g1 had like 10 years of comics, novels, games and movies to give it lore. g2 only had barely 2 years and a netflix show

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

True enough, though I can't shake the feeling that the intent of G2 was to profit off of G1's nostalgia and fame.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

(1) Just to be clear we're calling everything from their creation to the first cancellation G1 right? I get it but that seems really long

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(2) like if all the Star Trek series and movies before the 2009 movie was G1 and everything after that is G2.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm considering G1 to be everything prior to Hero Factory, G2 is the newer stuff after Hero Factory was killed

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0