Astha

5054 pts · May 17, 2013


I have nothing clever to put here.

That or fuck her sister.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s kinda fucked up. She do shit like that often? If so you might wanna think about divorce. IMO

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My mother told me that at the midnight screening she went too there was a part where everyone there tossed bread at the screen.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is Lana Winters her sister?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Looks 9 months pregnant.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Genius thinks his phone only tracks him if he has Pokémon Go. And he thinks the only thing recording your day to day lives is Alexa. Lool

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

Interesting. I’ll have to check it out. Thanks!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can look it up now, any way you can explain what’s so different?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same, for me it’s almost like neither party is enjoying themselves and there just trying to get it over with.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

(2/2) the secret that the earth is flat? Why would it have to be a secret? And why the other planets are spheres but not earth?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My number one question for flat earthtards is why would every government in the entire world spend billons making sure (1/2)

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

No need to fret guys! There are real people out there that are this stupid! Some even make ol’ Bren there look like Einstein.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would get the turtle as a tattoo in a heartbeat.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Both of my parents are welders. Sounds like you work with them.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ve come to terms with the fact I’ll die with my debt.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ive seen this a hundred times but have they done it? What’s the hold up?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I live in the southern US. When it does snow. Nearly no one cleans the snow off their entire car.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I live in northern SC. What kind of car?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cancer is hell. Fight like hell! Try to find the humor in it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As an only child, gotta ask, wha...what happened?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What a real pizza looks like ❤️.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That fucking precious.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Boinnnggg Boiiingg.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wonder if she knows.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love that we just all wish were annihilated with the initial blasts.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Butthole clenched so tight it formed a diamond.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What black magic did he use to get the lighter to light?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The things they’ve witnessed and had to endure. And those bangs.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Congratulations. But it makes me sad you spent so much money on a pregnancy test when the dollar store one works just as good. But yay!Baby!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3