MRW Amazon mixes up my fleshlight order with a model stealth bomber.

Mar 29, 2018 2:36 PM

Doofensmirtz86

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Gut Cassidy and the Sundance cheeseburger

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Mans gotta eat...

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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I remember those been advertised in late 1990s all over the place

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Gots to give ol' Randy Bobandy the ol' +1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuckin Bobandy

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Who needs a six-pack when you've got a keg?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When you're masterbating in public and trying to be stealthy

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 4

Drunk Cassidy and the Sundance Cheeseburger

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Looks 9 months pregnant.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Best Canadian Show ever until the current Schitts Creek . https://media.giphy.com/media/xUA7b2zzeFPdRtBMek/giphy.gif

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not sure if exercising with it or fucking it

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 4

Why not both?

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Frig off ricky

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Oh frig off barb

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh Barb whatchya cryin fer?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You frig off

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Randy you f'ing cheeseburger eating factory what the heck do you think you are doing. Trailer Park Boys Season frigin 12 tomorrow!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is it supposed to induce labor?

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8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

God damn, that man, making that motion, is EXTREMELY hot to me.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

he pregnant

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I got 3 Dairy Queen coupons with smoky’s name written on em

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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Is this porn

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

no, it's a scene from trailer park boys. like the gif in the op

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Randersssshhhh

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Look at that fuckin cheeseburger locker.

8 years ago | Likes 457 Dislikes 3

That's a fuel tank for love!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

a man's gotta eat.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

its the burgerz n' beer all in 1 compartment space

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol yes!!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wacha lookin at ‘is gut fer?!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

mutha fuckahs with guts like that ain't off the cheeseburgers, mutha fuckahs with guts like that are definitely ON the cheeseburgers!

8 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 2

Even Randy got him a gutsedo.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It doubles as the little fridge he keeps our back and hides his beers in

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I can't stop laughing at cheeseburger locker!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

he bout to deliver a roast beef

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mufuckas with guts like are not off the cheeseburgers, mufuckas with guts like that are definitely ON the cheeseburgers.

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Who would down vote this beautiful Jroc quote? Wtf.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Know what I am saying?

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

You countin' my know what I'm saying's?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Taking a know-what-im-census?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Knowm sayin, knowm sayin!

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Rocpile baby!

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Jroc is my spirit animal

8 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

v

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RIP

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

What the hell is this?

8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 2

My mom had one in the 90s. It's supposed to be an ab exerciser, but I doubt anybody ever used it more than twice.

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The 90's bro. Lived it. Loved it.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

That, my lad, is an Ab-Flex. Pure, undiluted 90's As Seen on TV goodness. Well, not goodness, but... nostalgia inducing at the very least.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Randy opening Pandora's shit-box.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

AbFlex

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A long-running TV show about every day Canadian life.

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Trailer park Boys. Best documentary ever made

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lmao...common. The Yanks already think we live in igloos and ski to work

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Is that the Herniator 3000 ?

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AbFlex

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His name is Mike and he's only had 2 or 3 hernias.

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

My ex just had surgery for 3 hernias and he could puff out his stomach like that. I called him "The Frog"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But was his name Mike?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

take my upvote

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Holy shit. I had that piece of crap when I was a kid. lol

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

You knew Randy?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What is it called?

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Randy Bobandy

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AbFlex

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Neat

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lol it didn’t work well.

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I had a feeling

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Must have been so hard for him to keep that body for his role. What a hero.

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I think you mean that roll for a body

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I remember hearing in an interview that when they were returning to season 7 after a hiatus, he had to re-gain the weight for his role.

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Not all heroes wear caps.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Or shirts

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You been Man - Whorin' again Randy?

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I’m convinced they CGI’d it in one season.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Read that he pushed his stomach out to look like that.

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Probably, but you would still have to have a substantial beer gut to get it quite that large

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Mans gotta eat

8 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 0

I'll give u 2 double cheeseburger coupons or $10...get in.

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Just gotta drive those cheeseburgers in

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How many cheeseburgers did he drive into that thing?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

“Barb, keep it down, those are my personal burgers.” “RANDY, your burgers are the park’s burgers now—“ “Berrrb, end of discussion!”

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

...Viagara burgers...membah?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bet u want to drive his cheeseburger.

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 4

Did...did you think that one through? I’m sure he’s more interested in driving YOUR cheeseburger mufucka

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

You jealous? I have bacon and onions.

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Also, this is one of my favourite mufucka lines from J to the R-O-C:

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Just call me Smokie!

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Grilled onions?

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