AshFox

47 pts ยท April 19, 2015


Wait, what's going on?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I used the spellings interchangeably then pretend to be offended if called on it.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No. Johnny Appleseed was planting trees for cider, which at the time didn't require some kind of specific delicious tasting apple.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#4 trick question, because auto pilot turns off either way and you get blamed.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm like 99% positive several of those high speed lines would be insane to even try to produce given the literal mountains in the way.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You're too close, you need to move. Move. Back up. Too late now.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm having some conflicting emotions about this live action Avatar adaptation.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sheep de-wormer? Don't lie. You know they'll go for dog anti flea meds.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a matter of fact, we have extremely large reserves!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Finally! I've been talking about this for fucking YEARS.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure Fist is a valid spell to cast in a Wizard's Duel.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

[Insert Transformer transformation noise]

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, a really shitty one. I don't even get to have robot arms that pop out 3ft long swords on accidental command when I scratch my nose.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mongolia is gonna be the hard one.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

[heavy alchemist breathing noises intensify]

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As was I so...

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No. Since it's so terrible here, you leave first.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ha, jokes on you, thinking there will be trees and above ground water and that I'll have kids.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Of course it's fake. We all know you can't fly since the Death Stranding started.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait. We were supposed to get a million dollars?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fallout from the mass usage of lead throughout the 20th century, in particular from leaded gasoline.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even if he did by some miracle make one, he would charge 10,000,000 per dose. :p

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

[Authentication... complete]

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh no. We hurting Moscow Mitch's feewings? Guess we've got to stop.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh boy, another game I'll never get to play. *adds to the list*

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*pan left* "You came to the wrong house bud."

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#5 Sure they can. But only if they now auto fail / crit fail on a 1. :>

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1