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Jul 1, 2021 6:59 AM
AdamSan3000
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Cytos
Jokes on you- I can't afford kids now!
Psycho3968
"That's no moon..."
Animorphs
Hey Kiddos! Handsome Jeff here!
Mordy9
oplekv2
It's called Capitalism.
NotTinyPancakes
joke sont hem im not even havign kids!
alvinthatsme
"Dont you fuckin dare touch my water" - bezos proly
Prowler2142
Is this battletech?
DIINKELBERG
Good joke. You think we could just roam around outside? Where are the amazon jackets and the pissbottles
AndreaAllheart
Hurch
This "future" is now, damnit. (apart from the space ship thing)
hobowitharolex
Nestle owns that river
GadenKerensky
Oh, I thought it was Comstar.
Jawesome19
And they'll be happier then the bozos I mean bezos
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bulbasaurwhore
Haha you thought i had a girlfriend
PotOfJam
Pretty sure there is a small exhaust port you can utalise
JohnPtempkinReborn
Outbackjackdk
We are probably not far away from these billionaires having their own private militaries.
SoupyActiveElk
It would have to be a robot military. People cant be trusted on a crumbling planet.
JackDzil
Blackwater?
Outbackjackdk
Also probably going to see them buy entire countries.
iamdanman
Welp, I’m getting a vasectomy
SingingandDancingInTheRain
iamdanman
I don’t want to bring kids in this fucked up world, fuck me right?
SingingandDancingInTheRain
Zeterai
And as the dropship lands, unleashing a full Star of Omnimechs, we learn that Bezos of Clan Smoke Jaguar's goal was to weaken us all along.
Wildonion
He doesn’t even have the decency to offer a Batchall? The bastard.
Zeterai
I SENT YOU MY BATCHALL WHY HAVE YOU NOT RESPONDED
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
A less extreme version of this already exists in Sao Paulo, the city with the most helicopters in the world. Rich people fly from building
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
to building but there are people living on the streets. Knew a woman who took the chopper to the gym.
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
https://www.tampabay.com/archive/2000/02/20/a-helicopter-elite-rises-above-sao-paulo-s-woes/
freshthrowaway1138
One word: Stingers.
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
FrolickingFrolicking
They’re planning much worse: https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/jul/23/tech-industry-wealth-futurism-transhumanism-singularity
Sheldonian
That's not a plan, they're just regular ignorant people but with more money, those have always existed. In the past they built castles
FrolickingFrolicking
“That’s not a plan” they’re literally planning out how to pay private army in apocalyptic scene. Nice head-in-sand-all-is-well denial tho
Sheldonian
And that's how conspiracy theories are born
jupitermonkey
so does the bezos spaceship have toilets and plumbing or are they all defecating & urinating in bottles in there?
Madalchemist2018
They are practicing trickle down economics. Gottta give the poors a taste.
Mokelzwerg
They‘re shitting on your great grandkids. What do ye think?
SingingandDancingInTheRain
Leeloothedog
they feed from its nourishment as nothing grows anymore.
Shyamalabadingdong
Ha! Joke's on them OP, i hate all kids equally
SingingandDancingInTheRain
walutschi
Joke's on you, my bloodline dies with me.
NuclearButtPlugFromPlanetX
Same. Sterilized by cancer in 2009.
JudgeMentaI
#TeamVasectomy
Iamthevirus77
It's for the best. Why torture future generations by making them in live in some psychopath billionaire's dystopian future?
DrClaww
If you ever pissed in a cup or gave blood or had blood tests, you're wrong and you don't ever wanna know why
EggFooYung
You ain't wrong, but boy will they be in for a surprise.
DrClaww
you know damn well, they'll never find out and if they did, the whole world would be upside down for them
JudgeMentaI
wat
banz111
A meteor strike is the best outcome for mankind
STGxDante
To think there would be able bodies not doing forced labor. That's rich
DanFendi
You grandchildren will die in a gulag, their children will die in a gulag, their children will be born in a gulag, and then there will be no
DanFendi
more children for the poor after that.
CGWN
We're edging closer to the machine singularity, which is going to throw off some neat colors when it merges with late stage capitalism.
tzxAzrael
what do you mean the FAMILY Bezos, @OP ? that's just gonna be his preserved head, and an army of robots to care for it.
Patron03041
I was thinking Bezos' uploaded mind, taken care of by a bunch of slaves, who get told "we are all family here" via speakers all day long
JohnPtempkinReborn
A happy slave is a future citizen ....
tzxAzrael
why bother with slaves when robots require less maintenance?
JohnPtempkinReborn
Someone has to maintain the robots ...
tzxAzrael
other robots. which are used less and so need less maintenance. and are shipped off to a ground facility when they need human maintenance.
JohnPtempkinReborn
Then I hope my grandkids are bright enough to put a bullet in his head and start their own New Vegas
tzxAzrael
hardly a matter of brains... it's a matter of reach. why would he let them onto his BezOrb with guns? or even let them have guns to start?
JohnPtempkinReborn
In this case (Fallout NV) it was a matter of becoming a close and necessary confidant by working up in his empire then you could reach
JohnPtempkinReborn
The same way Alita had to play master's game to get topside but then all bets were off
tzxAzrael
yes but... why would he create a method to allow humans to interact with him and bring his downfall? he can just video-call them.
getadogupya
Elysium?
ProxyPlayerHD
Deponia
MissSpelledTattoo
YuffieK
Peter Elson's 'Fantastic Planet' (1977) http://www.peterelson.co.uk/gallery/image.php?cat=9&id=62
Garderp
Also: find Russian writer Pelyevin.
BenHobson
MVP thank you.
GamiCross
Thought it was Syd Mead at first glance...
jefw1f
I love the movie
Youhavinagiraffe
Pretty sure they're unrelated since the film was from 1973 and looks nothing like this
jefw1f
Oh right.
Youhavinagiraffe
https://imgur.com/NC5icuy.gif
butthurtnevergetsbetter
You're saying my grandkids would have access to water? That seems optimistic.
cheeseguy3412
Those are descends of Prime Members, which is why they're allowed into the zoo.
goflyblind
TxDragnier
Sure, they can rent it
MrBlueSands
The water contains potassium benzoate.
PutItInNeutral
I'm sure The Trade Federation will be more than happy to sell them water.
funkwumasta
Thats the Bezos generational ship returning to earth after a millenia since leaving due to climate calamity that wiped out most life
SenfinaZeit
You're saying the surface will still be livable? Grow up this isn't a fantasy world.
jelliebellie1940
Yeah. This needs a Nestle’s sign showing them selling the water in exchange for newborns that they use as slaves or something.
pugcashingout
Every first Sunday of a decade!
xyxyxyxy31
capngoat
Especially free water. Where's the guard or wall? Or the storefront where you have to buy it from?
Gudhansson
How do you figure its free. Dudes are armed. Robbery for sure.
SingingandDancingInTheRain
Its in a continent sized paywall, hey wait a minute...
Gnakenheimer
It's from one of the Nestle water reserves that has a leak in it. They figured it costs more to fix than to let it flow.
Ghlargh
So they poisoned the leak instead, to keep people from using the leaked water.
NotTinyPancakes
don't forget the spikes aroudnt he leak
YourMomWasHere
Whoa there future Nestle CEO calm down and keep those ideas to yourself! Never know where they might be...
butthurtnevergetsbetter
During the Great Depression in the 1930s, people would literally poison food they could not sell, so nobody got it for free.
Mokelzwerg
Haha you think there will be rivers with water
blaghart
There will be rivers with water. Even Venus has rivers of water.
HedonistBeard
Of course there will be. They have to dump their waste somewhere after all.
JustAnotherVictimOfAmbientMorality
Also, the air looks super clean.
Jakkerak
They are being charged for it.
exponentiallymusical
Only inside the enclosure :)
neatslink
Thats compound V
KingKaos2054
Haha you think that's water
gingerbreadnan
It just blue brawndo
DIINKELBERG
Like for free?
montee
That's Baja Blast runoff from a Mega Taco Bell.
BikerRay
I was going to say it's the runoff from Musk's battery plant.
HenryLongfellowIII
There's a whole Factory Outlet Mall upstream, discharging into the river.
Willowofwisp
That's not clean water; it's just dyed blue
honeybrewer
Nobody said that's water
landran
Water? Like in the toilet? Why not get BRAWNDO? It's got electrolytes!
ministryofpeace
That's ammonia
invisibulman
Owned by Nestle.
Zixtank
Only if you pay for it
JustLikeSoManyCups
Its Gatorade
mucotevoli
Lol you think the atmosphere will contain oxygen?
sheepyman83
Just the one
Vortex153
Those are the workers bottling “Prime Water” from the last river in existence. They got the water rights at $5 per day for 3 million gallons
TheAG
Haha you think there will be an atmosphere and life above ground
bigbadgrizzly
That’s acid
BrovoFoxtrot
That’s the open sewer formed from waste just being dumped out the bottom of sphere
JohnPtempkinReborn
Too green and unpolluted. I assume the plate will block out the sun for the poors
urakunt
That brawndo, it's full of electrolytes, it's got what plants crave.
notsurewhattocallthis
Sendmen00ts
bloxxing
that's not 'free' water, it belongs to nestlé.
HighSorcerer
Excuse me but that's -industrial runoff- and it belongs to Nestlé.
Akurei00
Nestle: Subsidiary of Amazon
Makerofroads
They are pirates, stealing the water with their gourds. The drops hip is Bezos coming to microwave them for their crimes.
osnabb
Why microwave them when they can just be thrown into the warehouse as unpaid workers?
GuyFromDeathValley
what makes you think bezos pays any of his workers at that point?
Makerofroads
I would think at that point it is all robots. Humans only exist to provide the incredible gulf between their squalor and his obscene wealth.
icouldntthinkofabetterusername2
Haha you think I have kids.
Mokelzwerg
Haha you think I care
BleachedBoohole
Haha, you think
Chapimgur
Haha you think
urbanfire
Haha you exist
TheElderBowls
Haha you wot
H2ONerd
Haha you
Bytencoder
Haha
DadddyWarlord
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Indevious
Haha Johnathan you are banging my daughter
thecastironcoder112
Haha, you have no daughter.....
Golgothanworm
Haha you're right, she's yours