The duck and the moose were walking along the airplane when suddenly a tree ran up to them. The tree said "blatta Hroþnaþ im ga heep!" They looked at the tree with sad expressions on their faces. The tree turned and slowly began to walk away. The moose took a $400 bill out of his antler and quickly taped it to the tree's back as it retreated. Then they all got run over by a canal driving drunk in a Catepillar 727H.
Unfortunately, many people with diminished hearing will do ANYTHING to avoid admitting to themselves that they have diminished hearing. Including rejecting offers of aids like a doorbell flasher.
Yeah, but Trump will probably pick some right-wing ex-MMA-fighter podcaster who will get his ass kicked in the first 20 seconds of the fight.
#18 I have a car with a T-top roof, and the T-top panels stay in the trunk when I'm out in it exactly to avoid this kind of situation. They can get slapped back on in probably less than two minutes if I'm in a hurry. The Lotus's targa top (single roof panel, instead of T-tops' two separate panels) would make this more difficult to do solo.
You're not a very good capitalist, the market would bear at least $15 for your product.
Have you only lived in Rhode Island and Delaware? I pay around $65 per vehicle per year in Florida. I forget how much it was in NY but it did not seem cheap (though it was 20+ years ago).
Only one? I find Walmart usually has at least a dozen of them.
"Need parts to build ship. Gonna go to otter space!" That's my guess, anyway.
Which is impressive, given how hard the previous hated the USA.
Or did you just not like being told what color to wear and were perfectly fine wearing pink when it was your own choice to do so?
Yeah. It's shocking how many people do this given how frequently LLM results are wrong. Google Search results have been getting worse for years, but the solution is "switch to a different search engine" rather than "switch to the hallucination machine that uses up a ton of fresh water and eats all the world's RAM production".
Also happens in Florida. As does #4 because it's swamp-ass season 10 months out of the year in Florida.
You're either spending extra time parking or extra time leaving. It doesn't matter much for an individual person, and even less now that new cars are required to have rear cameras that come on when the car is in reverse. Emergency services need to get to the site of the emergency quickly, so backing in makes sense for them as it happens AFTER their job is done. (Or a garaging situation where they can pull through, though that generally takes a lot of time and money to set up).
Absolutely!
Until your wife finds out. Didn't you read the meme?
#38 Hey, me too! Wanna be friends?
And cats and toxoplasmosis (the parasite that spends part of its life cycle in cat shit)
Into, say, a nearby public restroom so people can piss on it?
One of the local ospreys has a nest on top of a light pole at my gym. Got a picture of her on it a couple weeks ago.
#10 You have a better life than I do, then. It's going to take at least three coffees to fix anything I got going on.
This is one of the reasons I don't have kids.
All they need to do to catch people is to assign one police officer to check AirBnB's site once per week. It's not hard to catch people when this information HAS TO be public in order for AirBnB's system to work.
Whether you rate cats or dogs as "more intelligent" depends on whether you think independence or obedience is a sign of intelligence. The truth is that both species have a wide range of intelligence levels. (And also one of my cats is in the running for World's Dumbest Cat. I love him but he is an idiot.)
Ambrose Bierce was right: the definition of cult is "small, unpopular religion" and the definition of religion is "large, popular cult".
I am judging. I judge this to be an excellent post.
#36 She's grinding against one of the big toes while she sucks me off. Why, what are YOU doing if your crush has the feet bed?
Oh. Okay. I see it now. But geezus kryste what is that letter style?
3 hogsheads.
We do, but then you don't have your car when you get where you're going. And it's the US (and, worse, Arizona near the Grand Canyon), so you *are* going to need your car.
#137 Ask. Directly. Men are idiots at picking up on hints. (Also I am possibly autistic. Which does NOT help.)
#37 I truly hope that this is from a satire account, but fear that it is not.