AndyTheAbsurd

41291 pts · November 22, 2013


The duck and the moose were walking along the airplane when suddenly a tree ran up to them. The tree said "blatta Hroþnaþ im ga heep!" They looked at the tree with sad expressions on their faces. The tree turned and slowly began to walk away. The moose took a $400 bill out of his antler and quickly taped it to the tree's back as it retreated. Then they all got run over by a canal driving drunk in a Catepillar 727H.

I stole this frog from Facebook

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What? Soup?

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I really do need a new job, though.

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Cat-gnome or gnome-cat?

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Goofball kitties

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I don't know how to title.

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Selfie day? Okay, I'll participate.

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There is no one who is sufficiently pure for fascists.

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Extreme close up of my cat.

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Coffee kicked in, it's dump time. On Answer Your Cat's Questions Day.

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Banana anchor or something

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Tumblr is a strange place.

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Coffee's kicked in, it's time for a dump: Tapostrophe Catastrophy

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About those Punisher/Thin Blue Line flag stickers...

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I was told to pass on this Smol Frog Offering, so that's what I'm doing.

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Coffee's kicked in, it's dump time: Wish I was still in bed, though.

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Give your post some interesting titillation.

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Dump Time. New alignment: Chaotic Lawful.

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Gun freaks, amirite?

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It's now the opposite of the 1990s

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Taco Bell prices, 1999 versus 2022

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LOLOLOL Tumblr

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Just finished putting on an "inspirational message"

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How can I unhide it when it's not hidden?

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McMento Mori

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Man born on third base can't understand why he's not hitting home runs.

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This is Watson. He works at my favorite bookstore and like having his chest scratched.

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Please upboat these weird votes. Uh, I mean...

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Cleocatra, a very purrty kitty.

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Neighborhood birbs

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Dirty Jack

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Am I too late to jump on the tiny man things bandwagon?

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What are these scooters?

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Shoulda started yesterday.

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Pheil Hotel / Cheesegrater building demolition.

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Pheil Hotel / Cheese Grater Building (downtown St. Petersburg, FL) demolition

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Especially with all the BS about the Presidential candidates lately...

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This is a repost

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The only proper way to listen to Motörhead is

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Give you cat a captain

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Tsar Nikolas, my wooden mammoth model

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3D printed dire rat

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Make up your mind, Imgur!

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Locomotive.

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Who put this up? "Obamacare" isn't a real thing.

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I got a new thing delivered. My cats got a new toy.

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This was on my co-workers desk today

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Don't tell me what to do.

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Since I have no idea what imgur wants, here is a toy dinosaur at my local independent bookstore.

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the world ain't black and white.

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And if the elf is misbehaving, what's that teaching your kids?

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I see plans within plans.

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