ThingsThatDontJustifyGenocide
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Israel is desperate for dead americans to aid their fascism
Mar 26, 2026 12:23 AM
ThingsThatDontJustifyGenocide
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Israel is desperate for dead americans to aid their fascism
ourari
Started thinking of a joke along the lines of 'joint forces', but can't laugh at this shit... Dark times.
discostewsm
Notice how so many of these pedophile supporters are joining ICE? Something tells me they are going to be exempt from a possible draft.
Kenbamazingbutprobablywontbe
If they call a draft the white house will get burned down... the rest of it i mean.
mksu
tbh the Military has been getting increasingly desperate for recruits for years. I don't think an actual draft is in the cards because that might actually convince people to shoot Trump before they go die in a desert for Israel.
RyanH42
This is what Americans wanted, isn't it?
BenderRodriguz1010
RetrogradeLlama
It not about Israel.
When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
ePluribus
I see a LOT of MPs having to deal with a flood of 1st-Offenders suddenly rushing them with bags of bud in hand, smoke pouring out of their ears, trying to get a 2nd conviction before they get deployed to the Meat Grinder.
PostalHeathen
Hint: They always lower the standards when they need lots of bodies in uniform. Don't be a future casualty in Trump's war. Or anyone else's war, for that matter.
NoTalentTech
I laughed but then read the title and I really hope not.
worm61
The reason America hasn’t risen up in revolt thus far is because people don’t really do that en masse unless they collectively have nothing to lose, unless the risk of doing nothing outweighs the risk of revolution, and the US has not reached that point for most people. A draft may well put us over that edge.
iguanodont
If you can get high for your country, you can die for your country.
TheSlouchOfBethlehem
You're 42 and you say to yourself 'now is the time to be a private in the army'
scribnibbler707
Haha 4/20 that's the drug day. But I'm sure it's just a funny accident, clearly Hegseth did it to celebrate Hitlers birthday
flexstar
Well ..
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usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Great, let's lower the bar even more foe ice agents. Got a cousin pregnant? No problem! Killed 3 black men? So what, they were black!
ThingsThatDontJustifyGenocide
This isn't ICE, that bar is already buried in the dirt. They accept pedophiles. At least, ones without a conviction.
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Looks like that's about to change.
ispendtomuchtimehere
can I join the army if I'm antifa?
ThingsThatDontJustifyGenocide
Probably not.
UglyDanTheUglyMan
Is it going into effect on 4/20 to celebrate National Surprise Drug Test's Eve or is it going into effect on 4/20 as a subtle nod to the birthday of a certain drug-addled, gonadaly-challenged, failed painter turned assassin who single-handedly ended the World War by killing the fuhrer's wife and the fuhrer himself without so much as even partially redeeming himself for the numerous and unspeakable evils that he unleashed upon the world only to suffer the same fate himself?
TankoJoe
Okie dokie, if I get called up I'll just take the Maxwell Q. Klinger route.
gablestout
Except nobody believed Klinger, and in the end, he ended up staying in Korea!
psugab
Funny they were more tolerant in the 50s
CallMeMcGyver
Next up: You'll get a full pardon for whatever crimes you've committed (nothing is off the table... Robbery, Rape, Murder, Trafficking children for sex... anything) if you agree to fight on the front line in Iran... just like in Mother Russia.
ThingsThatDontJustifyGenocide
I mean, I'm not opposed to kiddy-diddlers dying for foreign interests, but right now it feels like they're more likely to be propped up and supported by those interests.
blaghart
The solution to not being drafted: stop being cis. You dont even have to go full trans, just non-binary is enough to bar you from military service
NekoMiko06
Yay, I win! And my prize? probably getting put on a list…
Draygen
My son always hits recruiters with the ol' one-two punch of Autism and ADHD. The really pushy ones get the double tap of scoliosis and colorblindness.
thedarkcanuck
Crazy that you have to fend off military recruiters. The Canadian military has recruiters too, but you have to approach them.
laternamagicalux
Don't worry. A lot of dumb adhd/autism fans are pushing the blantantly moronic idea that absolutely everyone has adhd/autism, so that don't matter any more. Now the bodily problems though, hold a tight grip on those. They can save his life.
aliyada
They did the same shit after the big "surge" the late 2000s. Drop standards, increase age ranges, crash the economy so that more desperate people will enlist, etc. The usual. We're not seeing the massive enlistment / retention bonuses yet, but it's probably in the works.
Frozenspokes
The recruiting numbers have been great according to Major Pete.
duktayp
Soon
marshmallowcommando
nik282000
"I'm glad you changed your name you son of a bitch" Solid victory speech.
TheOriginalLongWeiner
Just legalize the damn plant already!
CapttainKillJoy
“Meh”- people invested heavily in private prisons and/or pharmaceutical and alcohol manufacturers.
P0sit1veTh0ughts
If you don’t live in a shitty state, it is. NY here. I buy medical grade ounces for 100 bucks and currently have 6 plants in my grow tent in the basement.
SteveTheEgg
Nah man, it's legal in a lot of shitty states too.
N0TFR13ND
My state is a shitty state where possessing cannabis is more dangerous than having a gun!!!
Hashbrown123
I live in NH. Our motto is "Live Free or Die" but we are the only state in New England it isn't legal.
TheOriginalLongWeiner
CA. 6 ladies in the yard every year. I only visit the shops as a treat.
P0sit1veTh0ughts
That’s how to do it. Grow your own to save money. Then every now and then buy a little something to treat yourself :)
Whenthepiecesaresmalltaketwo
Braggers the lot of you! I’m in Idaho, Utah at least has medical cannabis, Utah is more liberal than my state! How can this be?! Oh yeah we are only half Lds the other half super MAGA. The LDS church is less extreme compared to the MAGA churches on a lot of issues. Who knew?
OutlawGerman
This feels read bad my dudes. Like read bad. My gut tells me were gonna see a fucking draft come up
Jamesstin
I'm hoping the dumb fucks try it.
GoodEveningThisIsWhatAButtDoesPBBPPBBTT
Everybody's got bone spurs now
Johnsky
... well that would line up with the unemployment issue on its way.
ThingsThatDontJustifyGenocide
"age increased" + "hey, a little pot is fine", yeah.
It's also a way to skirt the discharges for pot-smoking recruits, too
Pistolstar86
Captain: Are you snorting coke off of your Rifle nugget??
Me: God damn right captain. I will show myself out.
psugab
Never been so glad I turned 43
NightOwlRally
Like that one part in Dune part 1 where the baron is like "when is a gift, not a gift?"
Mxlespxles
Stoned soldiers sounds like a bad idea yeah
TheDoctorCrankenstein
Already met an idiot on this site trying to push that a draft wouldn't be a bad idea.
Fucking authoritarian cuck.
ProbablyCrazier
Real bad is an understatement. The country is insolvent. The economy is propped up by AI bullshit and the rest of the world isn't investing. The US is hemoraging money and the only way to solve it in the current political climate is to start bankrupting every country that holds bonds against the US so that no one wins.
ChicanoBatman
well written
NoCapForRealForReal
Yup. This impending crash won't be "global" - it will be the US exclusively, and most bridges have been burned with allies in the last year
SaturnineCult
If you read/watch what the certain billionaires have said, this is exactly what they want. To split US into a 'manageable' pieces.