OutlawGerman

260291 pts ยท September 3, 2011


Alrighty fucktwits. Shit, this thing doesn't have autocorrect. Here is some helpful advice: 1) Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. 2) Dress cleanly and sharp everything you wear should always be in clean wear. 3) Maintaine the strictest hygiene at all times. no exception. 4) Always shake a mans hand unless you mean harm, foul, or disrespect 4) Speak clearly, and from the chest. Never muble your words and speak with fair distinction unless provoked. 5) Drink what you like. 6) Be your own. This means that to be happy you must always do what is best for you. 7) Put your phone down more 8) If shes not out of your league shes not worth the work 9) Finish what you start. 10) Quaility over quantity 11) There is no rule 23 12) Learn everything you can. 13) Always carry a knife. Always. 14) Know how to read a map. 15) Learn how to use a compass. 16) Basic camping skills are always good practice. 17) Keep up with technology 18) Knowing global policies and keeping up with global news keeps you ahead. 19) Do the best in everything you do. 20) Prepare for the worst hope for the best. 21) Adventures are always the best choice. 22) Try to say yes more 24) Dont throw away money Boom shitsprinkles. Thats the list. I feel it would be best read aloud. On a bus. Whilst Staring out the window deeply.

Nazi without a mask

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Fuck you business daddy

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Merry Christmas ya heathens

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This asshole. I WAS PLAYIING SIR

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Uniquely go fuck yourself business daddy

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They see me rollin... they hatin.. #fuckputin

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Huh?!

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Fuck you business daddy

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Stonets

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wish.. you need to calm tf down.

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Take a relaxing break and let my adorable little kittens slumber help give you some much needed chill these days.

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In honor of pet day... heres my cute little dude before he realized he was a born asshole

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To anyone planning, or is currently protesting the quarantine because of ya know.. the pandemic, please take this and staple it to your chest so triage is easier.

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Don't mention the war!!

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Remember this from yesterday?? They took down every single negative review we posted yesterday. Let's note then forget.

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Merry xmas everyone!!!!

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Let's get veird den.

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Wat

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This dog refused to let me stop holding her paw during breakfast today....

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Christmas selfies? I guess...

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This store seems shady....

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Regarding sexism, Batman is spot on

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Share your view. Rome Italy.

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Harrison Ford sees a 1970's cosplay....

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Let's learn some history

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I was like dimma whaaaaat? And he was like Dimma please

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This makes me uncomfortable the longer I look at it.

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Seems Trumpians... dont understand... the Y.

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Mt. DOOOOOMSTZZZZSCRRRRRKKKKKKSCHNNAAAAASSSSTTT

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I could most sincerely fall in love with this place.

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Eh. Fuckin hosers.

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Apparently I'm on helluva charmer while drunk. Ladies....

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Me. Ever. Single day. But I do the retarded laugh at them as I pass by

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Please don't hurt me!!!

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Carey case: check..... Peelable lid... Check... Let's get classy.

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This guy? He's definitely going Pro.

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Tail lights? Nope. Brake lights? Nope

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What'd you say about Pepsi??

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Baby sneezing....

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Picking a fight

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Simple and easy mate.

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Why's Japan's Pizza Hut the best? This is why...

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Somethings fucky here...

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Im not usually a fan of tramp stamps but this ones pretty sweet...

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We all need a friend like this

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Spotted on good ol cmu campus...

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Wedding and a funeral?

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I... I think that's called krav maga...

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CONVOOOOOOOY

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Thanksgiving has passed. Tis the holiday season. Let's open the season with Santa's fat ass layin some dunk on your chimney.

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Ladies and gents, Techno Viking King!!

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