It's difficult to record them because my sibling seems to always unplug the "security cams" and the neighbor always catches me before I can get my phone out
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this is my towns only roundabout. the overpass provided shelter for the homeless. first the city paid for these murals all over and then they fenced off the area where homeless folk would camp. cant help wonder if the artist knew in advance
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You died.
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I had a lazy or possibly dumb yet amazing pitbull for 13 & a half years before he passed; Bert was easy. Mr. Merle? Absolutely baffled at his shenanigans
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Saw this in a dumb and felt compelled to share my related story... As a young boy I once again felt compelled to apply my mother's sanitary napkins sticky side up sealing it to my little boy pecker
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My new pup got scared when I put a trash can on my head and started walking like a "robot..."
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As a gay dude; this is basically what vagina looks like to me
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Or maybe he enjoys them now because at daycare he has friends to play with. Not that complex. Parents like this seem to have problems with their kids existing or something
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The biggest issue is that he moved about six hours away several years ago so I have absolutely no idea about his routines and regular hangouts. He's a heavy drinker but didn't seem drunk last night. My rudimentary searches have turned up nothing as far as
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Gun lovers l, Don't even try it. Yes striations change but pigs don't need to train on their firearm nor does it need to be fired to ensure it operates. The state buying identical pistols to train with is probably affordable. Y'all Just get one or two les
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Feels good, man..... Also just a thought...Isnt it weird we discuss fairly adult topics using a photo of some random kid's face?
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One guy lost one or both feetsies because of the initial bit of shrapnel. It was wild AF and it really made me understand just how incompetent our local government was.
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Seriously love when gently perusing the Internet reveals a tidbit that so aptly describes my inner feelings&thoughts I'm far too dumb to concisely convey; I mean look at this title FFS....
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It was absolutely obvious what happened, he definitely noticed.btw I was like 16 years old lol
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Old bort snoring. Sound included.
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I just wish I had someone that I could know is "on my team" and that I'm ok theirs. I'm also in a devastating cuddle drought. :(
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These tattoos are adorable.... It's unfortunate that dog skin spots will grow making them unrecognizable from the tattoo. I guess you could keep adding updates tho
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I used to fly fish all the time. Enough that I own life time licenses in two states. Then I gained a more harmful[but less expensive] addiction. Now that I'm sober for awhile, Ive decided to pick up fly tying. Here's my first two.
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A few weeks back at a gas station, teenagers saw my work truck & asked me if I had an Allen wrench. I was gonna use a torque wrench & loctite to secure their handle bars properly but they suddenly started repeating super bigoted homophobic stuff.
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I miss my dog so much. The worst part is that I was dressed in women's clothes when I noticed he was dying and I can't forgive myself that-
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Look how short my dog Bort legs are. They fold up into basically a ball.
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I hear it constantly.Its kind of disgusting how some people claim to be single parents & just completely ignore the other parent
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Some austere looking mofo gave me a super odd look before jumping back into his car when I pulled this out of my pickups toolbox. So yeah definitely think this warning might be necessary these days lol
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My dog keeps getting hematoma in his ear. He has had 4 surgeries & it keeps returning every time. Local vets refuse to crop his single ear due to no cropping policy. Dumb crap. Oh & there Is some blood in this post
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Saw this at Tractor Supply Co.. Remember they walk and drive among us. Be careful out there.
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A long time ago my sister got a Vietnamese potbelly pig for a pet. Here it is as a baby....here i am baby sitting
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Finally got a flag ship smart phone; am amazed at the camera compared to the Obama phone POS I had. Also JUMPY SPIDY!
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A Bort ball.
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Old bort not so gently eating some of my turkey sammich.
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Bort being uncomfortable around Bru. Bort is 12, and the cat is 14 or so. Idk.
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the amount of just outright terrible experiences Ive heard about from fishermen but esp tales Ive heard from gay men I've dated-
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For w/e my memories under 6 are entirely blocked to me... That is until today when i recalled these songs
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Old Bort gently eating some Frenchies(he's 12 btw.)
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Does anyone else drink this, the Nector of The Gods?
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Posted a gif of the door mechanism earlier & someone asked to see more pics. Some pictures of the security door AKA "zombie doors" as the mountain billie customer insisted on referring to it as.
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Just came home to this. Im unsure how long bort was up there but he was shaking pretty bad so i suspect he stuck there for a minute
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I was constipated so I took some ducolax then I think I made the mistake of eating an under cooked #11[or is it #12?] Anyhow now I've been a faucet all day & had to cancel a date that I previously posted about but my dog still wants to spend time with me
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Old Bort ball for maximum warmth & bonus pic of his ridiculously short arms.
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"Long bort" got stuck on the end table again. No idea how long he was up there this time.
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Bort is 12 and i cant stop recording him. Hes healthy but my heart fears for the future. Here is he sleeping. And a cat.
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12 year old Bort zoomies.
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Bert is a constant disappointment. Tried helping him have some fun but i dont think his vision is as good as it used to be. He is 11/12
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Locking mechanism for a steel security door i fabricated & welded by myself for some mountain-billies. They kept referring to them as "zombie doors."
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Dippin' dots has been a bamboozlin' us left and right! I accidentally let mine melt and re-froze it. Its a bit than a ⅓ full lol
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Forceful boops........Note: No snoots were harmed in the making of these boops
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Doesnt it seem odd that this truck has dents that came from the inside? Saw driver open back & he had that conical foam sheets fitted all over inside walls
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Since cops want to buy insane riot gear like this. They ought to be aware that people with actually employable skill can fabricate Czech Hedgehogs. Lol
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What in the heck is wrong with you, burt? He pretty much is snoring my ass off
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Been doing yard aid work for special education at a school and unfortunately the kids masks aint only for covid.
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Bert is old and couldn't see these ground squirrels. Definitely could smell em though. He is 11 btw
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If you do it right and they successfully merge, they will even thank you by "blinking" their brake lights at you.
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