ispendtomuchtimehere

437511 pts · March 10, 2014


I have issues with goats. I remember the wordbank. It is currently raining in Oregon and it always will be. I'm rich in ways that the bank doesn't count.

it smells like strong garlic and good weed

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Back in the day, definately

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the struggle in usersub is real

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I'm a monster..,,

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after two years of this shit..

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I wanted to say in vein..but I just love the quote too much

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I'm having a colonoscopy tomorrow so I'll be sitting here for how long?

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There can be only one

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I work outdoors and rarely near toilets

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Joker was good enough, I believe one day it could happen..

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they give me anxiety so I just reword things

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Just found the show Infomercials

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I'm a monster

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So you made up your mind and won't change it..

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I don't mean to but it happens

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I remember when

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Ben Franklin was wrong

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Nobody even thought of it until they stared down the heart of an active volcano

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so it goes, as Vonnegut said..

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Sampo

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your right but your rights are shellfish

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"Don't jump a gift shark in the mouth"

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i guess i'm just old fashioned

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Teflon Don

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i'm not frying bacon

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I'm a land surveyor

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if you should go skating on the thin ice of modern life..

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I've never wanted anything so bad in my life

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When you first feel it coming on press right where your glasses cross your nose.

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hey sis..

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this doesn't make sense to me either

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Whistlin' and Fishin' in heaven

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In the name of art and science

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I can't do this alone

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truthiness is so two years ago

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I'm always downvoting selfies and shoes

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Send me a clue please..it should go slowly around the sandbox or yard and move like a real tractor

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Not that there's anything wrong with that..

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I really can' internet even on Imgur, wish I could

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I am always getting more screwed

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I do what I wanna do

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right claw north

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as fast as selfies, like pot plants..they don't belong here..fine if they're video games, though

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July 29?

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better than Austin, too. I'm straight outta Garden Home

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I use memes incorrectly because I don't know what I'm doing

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it's just fun to see them die

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I need help from resourceful people, please help

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Brandish me

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July 29th?

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Blue Oyster Cult

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somehow every conceivable scam call gets to my phone, I don't want to block  them, I want to murder these criminal assholes

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I pick my friends noses

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It shoulda gone down like Alderaan, we'd all go down together..seemed fair. Guess I'll have to go the hard way in 30 years or so

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meh

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