it smells like strong garlic and good weed
Back in the day, definately
the struggle in usersub is real
I'm a monster..,,
after two years of this shit..
I wanted to say in vein..but I just love the quote too much
I'm having a colonoscopy tomorrow so I'll be sitting here for how long?
There can be only one
I work outdoors and rarely near toilets
Joker was good enough, I believe one day it could happen..
they give me anxiety so I just reword things
Just found the show Infomercials
I'm a monster
So you made up your mind and won't change it..
I don't mean to but it happens
I remember when
Ben Franklin was wrong
Nobody even thought of it until they stared down the heart of an active volcano
so it goes, as Vonnegut said..
Sampo
your right but your rights are shellfish
"Don't jump a gift shark in the mouth"
i guess i'm just old fashioned
Teflon Don
i'm not frying bacon
I'm a land surveyor
if you should go skating on the thin ice of modern life..
I've never wanted anything so bad in my life
When you first feel it coming on press right where your glasses cross your nose.
hey sis..
this doesn't make sense to me either
Whistlin' and Fishin' in heaven
In the name of art and science
I can't do this alone
truthiness is so two years ago
I'm always downvoting selfies and shoes
Send me a clue please..it should go slowly around the sandbox or yard and move like a real tractor
Not that there's anything wrong with that..
I really can' internet even on Imgur, wish I could
I am always getting more screwed
I do what I wanna do
right claw north
as fast as selfies, like pot plants..they don't belong here..fine if they're video games, though
July 29?
better than Austin, too. I'm straight outta Garden Home
I use memes incorrectly because I don't know what I'm doing
it's just fun to see them die
I need help from resourceful people, please help
Brandish me
July 29th?
Blue Oyster Cult
somehow every conceivable scam call gets to my phone, I don't want to block them, I want to murder these criminal assholes
I pick my friends noses
It shoulda gone down like Alderaan, we'd all go down together..seemed fair. Guess I'll have to go the hard way in 30 years or so
meh