StrayBullet
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Then.
I was in amazement how this photo took off and it literally made the whole deployment for me, and also the Marines I was with.
Now.
I'm a college student at 30 years old who doesn't know how to math.
upnorthkid
5 out of 4 people have trouble with math
StrayBullet
Hahaha. This needs more upvotes....
MaggyPie
wolframalpha.com is a lifesaver, and well worth the money for full subscription...they give answers...and STEPS!!! :)
StrayBullet
Damn, thanks for the tip! Much appreciated!
MaggyPie
For the maths, I mean. I didn't discover a love of math until I was almost all through college. Meaning I had to stay longer to finish... :)
wwilberforce
Good to see you're still alive mate
StrayBullet
Good to be alive. Hope you are doing well. Stay safe friend.
nariel
Front page in 3...2...1...
StrayBullet
Sheeeeeeit. I ain't trying. This is for my peeps that were there from the beginning. My user sub crew! USER SUB WUTTT!
nariel
You deserve it :) But really, welcome back. Math is hard.
ss4max
Hope you brought a boat or else you'd drown in it.
StrayBullet
I think...I get what you are saying.....I think.
ss4max
StrayBullet
HAHAHA. Holy shit. Thank you for taking the time to share that.
FinallyIFoundAUsernameThatsNotTaken
Those arms.... HHHNNNNNGGGG
StrayBullet
Hahah. Thank you. Much work goes into them. I'm trying man!
ThePhallusWhisperer
You're very attractive.
StrayBullet
As you are too, a beautiful human. Take that with you today.
yoginioftruth
I think I speak for most all imgurettes here, *sploosh*
StrayBullet
So much splooshing! Are we in the bath together? (Kidding, I get the reference).
StrayBullet
Much love to the ones that go way back to the beginning that sent me love while I was deployed. @FelixtheWolf @lillidrew @celtae
roswellthatendswell
the hotness is uncontrollable
GKrollin
My god I thought I was straight til now
undeadmonkey
College tends to shove you off the map. Keep plowing through
laboto
Where were you deployed? Looks more field op than combat zone.
lillidrew
So awesome to see ya getting some imgur lovin. You stay classy Stray. X
StrayBullet
You especially LilliDrew, you the shiznit!
Allboobandmoreboob
Need some math? Me + you, plus bed, division of some limbs, equals oh my God I can't carry on I'm blushing.
Allboobandmoreboob
Also, welcome back!
BeccaBeccaBoBecca
You're back! It's good to see you again OP!
pennyknock
Math sucks!! Also your dog is adorable and so are you :P
StrayBullet
So many more. This front page is for you guys. Love you and miss talking to you and I apologize for falling off the map. Keep smiling.
kilala2468
I know maths if you need help.... I got my degree in it a bit ago
SchlongReviewer
I'm willing to help you with the math among other things...
KGBinUSA
Maths are ez, chemistry is balls hard
HogwartsAlumnus
Good guy OP. +1 for you.
Chatix
You are amazing.
imcanadienne
I can teach you how to math... In my bedroom...
FelixtheWolf
Don't mention it, good luck with school and life in general! (As a med student, I say math is over-rated : P) ((I <3 math thought))
StrayBullet
Miss you homie!
SomethingOffensive
Message me if you need math help.
BenderBenderBender
I can math. Let me know if I can help devil dog. Best wishes!
IAmCabbageLord
What kinda math? I'm semi proficient
MySassHasBeenScientificallyProvenToBeStatisticallySignificant
Please tell me you're single... I can mayhaps help you with math!
sushistrip
Why do you even own shirts?
lookimawave
Seriously, please dispose of them.
StrayBullet
Dat spare tire though. I tell people it's where I get my power from. But, it's where I put my lunches.
dragosteakae
I remember that top pic! Also... http://media.giphy.com/media/nF64geTGfVoNq/giphy.gif
StrayBullet
Sweet! The old school crowd. We go back!!
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
@StrayBullet! You're alive! Made this moment that much nicer!
StrayBullet
Did it for you friend! Much love! Sorry for disappearing. I got in a slump.
Fyreworx
as a straight man, you've just been deployed into my heart.
PPL1PACKAGE
Not gonna lie I scrolled down looking for comments of ladies swooning over him lol
fuzzyjew
That was stone-cold perfect.
StrayBullet
Even a broke clock is funny twice a day. No wait, that ain't right.
frostybox
as a straight female...damn!
StrayBullet
Love is a battlefield...on your left ventricle.
Fyreworx
you're my new favorite person.
StrayBullet
I'm laughing like a school girl right now.
SparklingCockWaffle
As a guy I wish I could find that shirt here. Never seen a T-shirt with the arm button things(do these have a name?)
StrayBullet
They are called "military style" and you can find them at Express. They have full buttons ups with them. Try "MX" too, they have them.
SparklingCockWaffle
Awesome, thank you sir!
edwardelricsnipples
So... a stray bullet entered your heart?
zookeeperispaidinpeanuts
Here I got somethin' for ya. A bullet. It's somethin' special. It's from my heart, left ventricle; took it out myself with a field knife.
FanofMuffins
While there was a total eclipse?
drGrafenberg
As not a gay man, I agree.
bootymen
Drake is that you?
livinfamous
As a not so straight man I'd like yo deploy into your 1/2
ohmegatron
Bed.
comette
*Pat Benatar enters dancing angrily with her shoulders
StrayBullet
I saw her live, and this is very accurate.
Cruzinpiratehooker
Sweet Jesus, you are so attractive it's stupid.
StrayBullet
Good photos friend, good photos. I would post something that made me look horrible, would I? I might...actually.
theshitclockisticking
Ahh straybullet you're back. See you on the front page my friend.
MrBEC
I hope you MATH the FUCK out of college Soldier
MagicMick
GUYS HE MADE ITTTTTT!!!!
StrayBullet
Thanks to you all! But for real, make it or not, I just wanted to say "hello" again.
StrayBullet
No you won't! haha
wwilberforce
Oh yes I will!
PandaPityParty
Well, you've made it. Also, both you and your dog are completely adorable.
PlutoForPresident2016
You made it! Woohoo!!
TheFinalDoctor
I'm really curious what you are starring at in each of these
StrayBullet
The cameraman, I think.
fenixtorador
Not if I can help it, TAKE THIS UPVOTE!
StrayBullet
You take my upvote, and you WILL LIKE IT!
cxmpxsxd
This post got that motion of the ocean them ladies looking for... I think it'll come on the front page in no time.
StrayBullet
If it does, I will rep User Sub, only harder. USER SUB!!!
cxmpxsxd
It's User Sub gold! I rep User Sub pretty hard. Newest First can be a miserable crowd that doesn't take kindly to kind faces. Stray post! +1
cxmpxsxd
I think by the time I finished typing that message you must have made front page. It's getting ridiculous here...
StrayBullet
I take it back..... http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/holy-rollins.gif
theshitclockisticking
Told ya
ILikeTurtlesALotMore
This was inevitable
SeabassLikeTheFish
AHappyLittleSlut
imgur loves you, straybullet. Of course you're on the fp.
Bailibaro11
Sign me up for the next war! - grandma from Mulan probably
h20fuego
Would he like to stay forever?
Bailibaro11
I know I would like him to stay forever
elisecsk
this comment needs more upvotes
iforgothowtomakeausername
Grandmas gonna have to get in line.
DoesYourDaddyHaveADrinksTrolley
https://31.media.tumblr.com/7e1f7888f5c43e42f62973b770cbc8cf/tumblr_inline_mfswp0pop61rxwphp.gif
Bailibaro11
YAY! Thank you!
DoesYourDaddyHaveADrinksTrolley
InY0Face
I did the same.. Went to school @ 25 after being in the Army.. You'll be done before u know it! Side note: http://imgur.com/naQnMYt
wilybeaman
Well shit when does it get better all I want to do is choke these kids
aprilludgateduire
I was wondering if it would be forward to tell OP I want him to ravage me
Itotallyeatpancakes
I know it doesn't exactly compare, but enlisted into the NG when I turned 17, spent awhile on base during Basic & AIT, then moved to (1/2)
Itotallyeatpancakes
Chicago for a few years... but long story short, I'm now almost 21 with a wife and daughter, starting college now. (2/2)
WhiskeyAndCoke
Same here, college at 24 after airforce. Apparently linear algebra is more difficult than going through bootcamp. Good luck mate
buttandpizzastuff
Agreed.
Spymoose
Did the exact same thing, there was an adjustment period after getting out that made me not want to do a damn thing for a while except live.
KittenAddiction
I second that side note
jeangrey
Could not agree more with that gif
stiggypa
Yup went to school after the army. Graduated at 30 with a nursing license now I'm making more money than I knew existed when I was enlisted.
BearAttack
And you can rhyme like a mofo.
NinjasStoleMyMama
Lol nice
HomelessToddler
I volunteer as homelesstoddler tribute.
AndIHaveNoIdeaWhatToPutHere
Im using my GI Bill now to finish my degree at night. I want to show my 4 kids that they can do it as well!
justinvernonsleftnippleenthusiast
This is so awesome and uplifting! Great job, you're making them proud =]
AndIHaveNoIdeaWhatToPutHere
God I hope so b/c this sucks lol
BeerBugs
Got out of the Navy at 32, contracted for 2 years. Went to Flight School. Been working since I finished. Best of luck, Devil Dog.
BeeExpert
Im wanting to do the opposite. Go into the navy at 24 or so when I'm done with college
WhiskeyAndCoke
make sure it's really what you want, not coz youve watched action movies and think it's cool. That's a big decision, especially at this age.
BeeExpert
Haha, yeah I dont want to be a hero or anything. I just want an experience that will help me grow and develop stronger discipline
InjusticeGau
Definitely beneficial in regards to your goal, helped me through handling college and developing professionally after service.
InY0Face
http://imgur.com/wbYJkfD
BeeExpert
Im so inspired right now
StrayBullet
Haha. Well played friend, well played.
Ringshadow
Congratulations on your hotness.
Runningwyeld
Friend? Dude, you're more than Friends now
TheFrenchGirl
I might be wrong, but I would bet an arm she don't want to be "friend" with you...
TheQuackin
Friend? She's inyoface about it and you still dont see?
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Nah, he sees. He just isn't accepting.
DatMormon
Friendzoned
Theflyingcactus
Ouch
InY0Face
So hard!
astropapi1
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
elisecsk
God, you're a gorgeous human being. My ovaries are doing that thing where they make me think babies are cute and stuff. Hnnnng.
StrayBullet
Well damn. I need to have a slew of kids. Like, soon. And more puppies. NO CATS.
iEMP23
Right there with you man
StrayBullet
Such an apt user name! Fuck! Imgurians are fucking on point people.
TheMrMul
2+5= mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell. Divided by Krebs cycle = I hate biochem Anyway, good luck! Smrt people don't need math!
StrayBullet
This comment is priceless. Thank you sir, you have made me smile and laugh.
chemed
I am so smrt. S-M-R-T!
ambitiousgirl
M-o-o-n that spells smart.
Wetwire
I actually wrote "the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the the cell" as an answer for a question on my biochem exam the other day.
Wetwire
got it right, and prof wrote that he got the reference.
TheMrMul
I did that in a re-sit I did in a gust for my molecular biology exam. Even drew the damn thing
bootymen
Every girl right now http://memecollection.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/heavy-breathing-cat.jpg
StrayBullet
This, I haven't seen. Thank you for sharing this.
BumbleBeeBeardedGingerBear
You have an infectious smile, so i upvoted everyone's comments. Best of luck in school! And congrats on probably not being single for long.
BumbleBeeBeardedGingerBear
"infectious smile: A smile so amazing that once seen, causes those looking to instantly smile as well"
BumbleBeeBeardedGingerBear
Apparently i have been offensive in some way.
kworzora
I think it was the infectious part haha I upvoted you tho!
BumbleBeeBeardedGingerBear
Thanks!
StrayBullet
Nope. Some haters are going to hate. And I ensure you, I upvoted. I ONLY upvote.
BumbleBeeBeardedGingerBear
Thanks you! May your GPA never drop below a 3.8.
Wetwire
And the collective panties of all female imgurians have dropped. Nice to see you again @StrayBullet
StrayBullet
Haha. They need to drop here in Va. Goddamn drought over here!
StacyFacey
Why are all the cute ones in VA?!
jessified
My brother is in VA for military! *waves*
pandatography
*immediately moves to VA*
delightfulpetrichor
VA, you say...
zookeeperispaidinpeanuts
Whoa, wait a second, you are in VA?? Well, color me intrigued!
sjs8190
Which part of VA, @StrayBullet ? I'm stationed in New York!
Surrealle
Ask and ye shall receive, apparently.
BroadMetal
Welcome home, and please don't be afraid to use all veterans' services available to you as a student. Sometimes they're hard to find or
BroadMetal
behind a bit of red tape, but they're worth it. Also, math can be a challenge, DO NOT HESITATE TO ASK FOR HELP OR FIND A TUTOR.
grootaccess
Doubt OP will see this, but I'm working on bachelors in math right now and will help with anything I can.
BroadMetal
Someone else may, whether OP sees it or not - when we help each other, we help ourselves, hokey as that may sound.
grootaccess
Absolutely - I've always found teaching someone else to be the best way to cement something in my mind.
BroadMetal
Yup-yup, it reaffirms and sometimes it'll provide a tiny shift in perspective that makes it all easier, or just the plain ol'practice angle
SHEDOOO
www.khanacademy.org This guy got me through Calculus, thank goodness.
BroadMetal
No lie, I fuck up at Algebra 2, but for some bizzare reason, I wasn't so bad at physics back in the day.
BroadMetal
Also: Thank you for posting this awesome resource!
BearAttack
I'M A MATH TUTOR! Aaaaand I tutor over Skype!
partizanparticlecookery
Do you do linear DE's?
BearAttack
Unfortunately, no. I max out around Calc 1. But if you need the help, I can direct you to someone who does.
partizanparticlecookery
Nah, all good. Thanks though :)
BroadMetal
God, where were you when I was at uni?!! Hey- hey do you have bear-arms? Because a math tutor with bear-arms would be awesome as fuck
haddermeatmah
So do you use whiteboard? That was really useful when my bf was long distance tutoring me
BearAttack
Umm I use a whiteboard... like a dry erase board that I write on. But not a program, no.
BroadMetal
You have fought hard to get to this point and done many things for many reasons, so don't forget to fight for your own personal future,
BroadMetal
happiness, and education.
StrayBullet
Thank you, for all this. You are perfect.
BroadMetal
You're welcome, darlin'. But I'm really serious on the student-vet services! Sometimes they're hiding! If you're in FL/TX/AB/GA area, and
DavidBowiesCodpiece
This is awesome, everyone is drooling over OP (not that I blame them) and you're here spittin' facts.
BroadMetal
and that he was home finally and in school, which made me think of how many veterans are students of my mom's, or friends of mine in school
BroadMetal
what programs are on hand to really help them in school and reintegration to civilian crap beyond the VA and the GI Bill.
BroadMetal
and the fact that they often are overwhelmed/confused by the "intricacies" (i.e. even more bureaucracy than in the military) and aren't sure
BroadMetal
Bowie's codpiece, you lucky dog! (I'm the best at what I do - which isn't much.) I didn't even notice his comeliness, just his adorableness
HaveAnAmazingDay
Welcome back, do you need more packages?
FinallyIFoundAUsernameThatsNotTaken
If he wants I can send him my package ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
StrayBullet
Dat face doe.
StrayBullet
Haha. I think I'm good. Maybe just a few friends to kick it with.
HaveAnAmazingDay
Well if you count imgur people as friends then hit me up, always looking to meet more people :)
StrayBullet
I'm game!
lmOIdGREEGG
Jesus fucking Christ HOW ARE YOU SO ATTRACTIVE!?
MongrelArchitect
LoL, Old Greg!!!
relaximusprime
PSH! C'mon man, can't you tell he's been dipping into Steve's special super soldier serum?! Obviously Stark tech, but still awesome. :-)
lmOIdGREEGG
(ugh I'm fangirling how embarrassing) (MARVEL IS LOVE MARVEL IS LIFE)
buttandpizzastuff
Seriously, HOW
StrayBullet
Oh shit! I think I remember talking to you! How you been man?!
ThoughtfulSatan
Just don't let her see you in your Blues, She may die.
lmOIdGREEGG
i would so die
lmOIdGREEGG
(Nope, I'm a girl who joined last year. BUT OH MY GOD A REPLY) (sorry to disappoint)
Obi2Kenobi
Plot twist: It's actually a pick-up line. AND IT WORKED.
lmOIdGREEGG
HELL FUCKIN YEAH LOOK AT HIM
bootymen
http://img.pandawhale.com/79147-mike-tyson-now-kith-meme-Qqfs.jpeg
lmOIdGREEGG
(I wish)
OddOod
(hiding in nested comments) That was the only episode of The Mighty Boosh I ever remembered.
Seanalanmorris
As a medical professional, your veins are very compelling.
Blinkordeath182
As a recovering heroin addict, I COULD GET HIM SO FUCKED UP
spookyu
Most military has pipes. As a medic, I'm spoiled. I also hear "NO you are NOT using a 14 gauge on me!" a lot.
awardwinningbananaforscale
Babies, plz. I ain't using that size for fun (normally). I'm using it because I expect you'll need a metric fuckton of blood/fluid.
StrayBullet
Easy to take my blood. Dr. Acula.
ShakePlays
I met a guy that stole this joke and ran with it in the latest DBZ game. Character: Dr. Agon Ball
FinallyIFoundAUsernameThatsNotTaken
and you watch Scrubs? Damn, you're perfect. Marry me... pls
Seanalanmorris
Lost 75% of my eyesight 5 years go, and I could still hit dem veins with no problem.
NurseAlex
Aw man, I would tap that.
battlesword83
As someone who has to have iv catheter sizes that are usually used on new borns, and still get poked 2-3 times. I'm jealous.
LizzieMouse
Me too! Tiny vein twins!!!
GreekFrightening
Look how vascular he is, Brian. If there's one thing ladies love, it's a vascular man.
CarmenSanDiego00
I was thinking the same thing, I'm a Phlebotomist. It's one of the first things I notice about people.
Mrmotmot
As a paramedic, I agree
NormanReedusLooksLikeHeWouldBeGoodInBed
I always think that too. What's the deal with us people
goobergabe
As a former junkie, I agree
copstabber
Yes this
kDev
Hooray for former!
goobergabe
6 months and counting :)
eastbayrae
I could live a lifetime off them veins.
wheresthebaby
If walk a 1000 miles for those veins
DinosaurArmyMajor
You don't need to know how to math when you can step 1 so fucking hard. Welcome home you really, really, ridiculously step 1'ing bastard.
StrayBullet
Step 1?! I need to catch up on my lingo because it sounds like you are asking me to be a gangster.
DinosaurArmyMajor
Step 1: Be attractive.
StrayBullet
Ahhhhh. I get it now.
yvrtoyyz
Step 1 for success: Be attractive
StrayBullet
Oh shit. Thank for letting me know. Damn. I'm complimented.
StrayBullet
On the real though, if you live local, I'm trying to start a movie night. Hit up Instagram @TheStrayBullet if interested.
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StrayBullet
Hang tight friend! I'm going to get to those messages! I'm trying to deliver give back the love on here first!
mydogissilly
If you're ever in Minnesota, I can give you a tour of my town, which includes a stop at the Schell's Brewery.
StrayBullet
Minnesota you say? A lot of my favorite hip-hop artists are from there. I might need to visit.
yourANidoitDOHyoure
What's local?
StrayBullet
Harrisonburg, Va.
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StrayBullet
Creep away friend. Creep away. I encourage it. Pups, guns, and antics on my Instagram.
nightowlawaken
not so local, but if you ever find yourself in Annapolis or Baltimore, let me buy you a drink! Small token of thanks for serving :)
StrayBullet
I was born and raised (partially) in Baltimore. That's the old stomping ground. Maybe a trip down to Fells Point is in order.
nightowlawaken
whoooooo!
lidsyam
Stalking instagram. I could have sworn I was wearing undies 10 minutes ago.
StrayBullet
Don't just stalk! Follow! I will follow back!
lidsyam
Oh really? Even if I'm not hot like you?
Sytaria
If you're ever in Belgium ;)
StrayBullet
Shit, I want to be.
Sytaria
It can be arranged. Just don't expect too much of the weather
TheseGoToEleven
Time to let those sweet follows roll in! Srsly, I was lurking when you were deployed but super glad you're doing well buddy!
StrayBullet
There are no lurkers in my world. Just friends I haven't met yet.
DaasSki
I'm pretty convinced you are the nicest coolest person I've never met
StrayBullet
I hope that ain't true. I really do. But that is an awesome compliment regardless!
teenytinycuddles
Hey op... I see that you're single.... And like movie nights. I provide teeny tiny cuddles that go perfectly with single men who love movies
StrayBullet
You got me figured out. I'm game!
StrayBullet
UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE!
DukeOfChutney608
Thank you for your service OP. and dont feel bad i also cant do math.
SocietyOfSensation
bold move
8bitTunes
fresh out of the military and 30 myself. at least you look better than me lol
OtterlyKim
So.. uh.. you're single right? Please say you're single
myradeathray
Thank you cari!
uploaddump
Welcome back
emirh12
ill teach you to do math
cxmpxsxd
I too agree with the upvoting. I'm just riding OP's coattails until this mixtape drops.
cxmpxsxd
Vaanhalen
Blue steel
bitchinmona
Thanks for your service, and I understand about being the old student who can't math. I just did it and followed up with getting an MBA.
iwenttohogwarts
Still looking fine, I say. *winkwink*
JustSayingYouHaventSeenMeAndBatmanInTheSameRoomBefore
I feel ya brother, 31 year old Marine grunt in college. I promise you can learn to math if I did ;)
flamecoloredskies
HOW HAS NO ONE SAID YOU HAVE TICKETS TO THE GUN SHOW?!
elysiumthanatos
I was in 3/8 out in Lejeune. Yut yut and all that jazz!
WhenInDoubtC4
Don't worry. I'm graduating at age 30 and I don't know how to math either. Yet, here I am, still alive. :)
LauraXxexplorer
Omg u look so flipping happy!
bcamgiraffe
I know how to math! I majored in it. Let me know if you need any help, always happy to.
Lannisterberg
Dude me too! Well, 28 y/o college student who doesn't know how to maths. It's fun going back to school though!
naughtynoonoo
I know the feels. I'm getting out at 23 and going to start college soon. My math skills could definitely use help.
ShootinChickens
Omg just marry me already
kriositivity
How is college? I was pushed ahead in school even though I knew nothing of math and ended up failing it in HS.
chicharronesconsalsa
Looking good!!
ILoveTomHiddleston
Goddamn you, why are you so pretty
Muldawg2020
Going back to college myself after not doing math for about 8 years. Starting off with Calculus II :/
Ikillmiceforaliving
Good luck in college. Glad you ok
criticalhippos
https://soundcloud.com/aviciiofficial/avicii-you-make-me-diplo-remix?in=damnitnotagain/sets/lulz I'm a math/stats major - hey there ;)
iiSunshine
I like your dog...and your teeth.
UntamedGamer16
Awesome!
MountainYankee
Don't get frustrated on the math. I had the same issue.
bryanew710
Good luck in school!
BillListo
I'm 30 and medically retired, going to college now finally as well and highschool math could kick my ass lol. Glad ya are going man.
ForOurNation
What was your rate, are you out or just reserves?
elbandita
I am 35, soon 36, I would love to go to college. Never finished my degree :(
LiquidPoo
I feel you on the math pain bro. But if you want a good paying job, you go to stick with it.
forbiddenfriendship
I can help you math! I'm a scientist! Let's talk :)
MOTHERFUCKINGBERNIESANDERS
Are those hydroxyl -OH groups on your forearms?? What's your tattoo about? Just curious!
douevenlurkbro
Guy, nobody knows how to math. Not even some of the engineers i know.
Moonmoonn
YISSSS
2fedditor
in all seriousness, if you need tutoring you have a math degree holder and math teacher here. I'd be more than happy to help
triSARAtopswasalreadytaken
Just so you know, I happen to be very good at math....
CatWithHands
I say...Hello to you...And your leetle friend!
EngravedToaster
You will learn to maths, and then forget again... it is the circle of math, and it fools us all.
juicyJ7
yay!!!
HeyFreckleFace
Heeey, you're that guy I hit on that one time. I believe it was
StrayBullet
When and where was this?!
HeyFreckleFace
Haha, not in person. On here :P
Roverrider
My friend is debating whether he should join the marines or not, a recruiter called to say he should since he's strong and loves Marines
byllman
Oprah's in the house! Haha just kidding
jahupa
As a straight dude. DAMN I want to have your hair line and physique. But genetics make that impossible for myself.
Hybris51129
Thanks for serving dude stay happy and you'll learn all the maths.
joebie
http://imgur.com/4IvJ4lK I thought it was funny that this was at 420 upvotes.
StrayBullet
Screenshotted it at a very good time.
JuanM0reTac0
Good to see you're doing well!
Danheartsmemes
I'm back in school at 29 and I have to take math for the duration. I Forgot How To Math Too AND I need calculus!
iMainlyGetToTheFrontPageWithTumblrPictures
I don't math either!
KillerTofu615
Where have you been!?
Lorenzo37
STRAYBULLET IS BACK! FUCK YEAH!
StrayBullet
Here to save Imgur from really depressing posts.....
Hoffafiles
I'm 35 currently in my junior year, I sometimes wish I would've went sooner, but deployments got in the way lol.
AreYouThatCuteGirl
and to you sir!
OracleForCheap
I remember you! You were that one guy that I enjoyed looking at, despite being old!
thedagobahswampmonster
Need a tutor?
charliesheen420
I love you! Thanks for your service!
rainbowunicornsocks
I ALSO DONT KNOW HOW TO DO MATH SO WE ARE ONE IN THE SAME.
YourGod
You're awesome!
CreepyPhlox
I'm a 30 yo college student who also does know how to math!!
Ferrumkit
WHY ARE YOU SUCH AN AWESOME HUMAN BEING!!?
StrayBullet
I got my ups and downs. I'm just on a high note right now thanks to you guys!
drunkmojo
I'm 31 yo in college just getting demolished in my Algebra for Scientists class! I sometimes listen to lectures and wonder "why no english?"
chloramphenicolderivative
what molecule is that on your elbows?
StrayBullet
It's a riddle. I put it up for grabs for someone to figure out.
adamthemeche
Khan Academy is your friend! Let me know if you'd like some help with any topics that are particularly difficult.
blackguard89
No probs man....I'm 25 And I have no idea how to math either.
ijustbluthmyself
Up votes for you! You've been long gone from the front page photogenic army man!
Wellthatwasweird
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/workaholics-sup.gif
Flapjacknacigarette
Don't worry none of us know how to math
StrayBullet
I knew I would fit in here.
Flapjacknacigarette
ONE OF US, ONE OF US ;)
ClearenceClarence
I upvoted everyone just now. On mobile. Phew.
misstresssnuglestruggle
I totally stalked your IG... thanks for the like back!
StrayBullet
Of course. Of course.
0oo0
of course you can upvote everyone, with those guns, you can upvote whole imgur...
StrayBullet
Priceless. I'm going to buy you a beer one day sir.
0oo0
still waiting for that beer... :)
PartTimeViking
MORE UPVOTES!
StrayBullet
I'm making my rounds.....
ItsCaptain0bvious
Glad you're alive, mate
EmilyAnn5
It's okay man, I'm a grad student and I don't know how to math!
aprilludgateduire
YOU ARE SO GOOD LOOKING
McFarvo
God bless you, SB.
exerminator2115
hello!
radmachina
Did I miss out on this action?
InnocentValley
Hey! I was just thinking about you the other day. "What ever happened to that guy who got more post than I will ever get." And here you are!
StrayBullet
Post? Yeah. I'm here, briefly popping in to say hello. I miss you, I think I remember this username.
InnocentValley
Awwhh. He remembers. *blushes* By post I mean all those packages. Awesome seeing you again.
onehappymaniac
From a fellow vet returning to school: http://imgur.com/n9CkHoO
StrayBullet
HOLY SHIT. This is spot on how I feel.
thehonkypatrol
Good lord, do you just drown in pussy?
WaitingForTheSingularity
Yay! I approve this message. \o/
four2
I'll take some when you have the time, pls.
StrayBullet
Upvoted, granted.
zeeshanjafri
Hey man
StrayBullet
What's up?
upvotesallaround
I'm 13 hours late for my summons. I do apologize. I'll make up for it by upvoting EVERY comment on this thread
StrayBullet
Hahaha. That USERNAME. SWEEEET!!!
liquinas
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/bcme1.gif
StrayBullet
Perfect.
Abyssion88
So... has anyone ever said you look like a beefy Jim Parsons? (Sheldon)
StrayBullet
I will accept that as a compliment.
Abyssion88
It was intended as such.
Mausriel
How was being deployed?
StrayBullet
Which time? Haha. Goes like this: 1) Good. 2) Horrible. 3)Awesome.
smaug777000
oh well then in that case, may I say you're looking very nice
littleb1ackbird
StrayBullet
Hysterical.
BigMamaBunny
It's ok, I'll be 30 in a month, already have my degree, but STILL don't know how to math :D
bendetta227
You have great veins
Nursenotsoratchet
I was just thinking the same thing
StrayBullet
Day aight. But thank you. I'm only....human. I suppose I should have veins haha.
bendetta227
That's just what I notice in people. Thanks for your service!
OnaraKaminari
Found the phlebotomist
bendetta227
EMT but yes pretty much
FSwat
The blood that pumps through is strong with this one.
perfectsonnet
It is true. Welcome back
phersephoneia
Marry me? Assuming that you are straight and into ladies.
ijustcantfightitimustdance
Yay! You've come back! So happy to see you!
DickDraper
Is there a link somewhere to the original post? I don't recall seeing it before.
StrayBullet
It's been deleted, in a fit of remorse and depression.
DickDraper
Really?
DickDraper
reals?
ZaphodsFriend
I LOVE YOU, I DON'T WANT YOUR UPVOTE I JUST WANT YOUR LOVE!
StrayBullet
You will take both! And like it!
ZaphodsFriend
My gosh, you are such a lovely human! I give you both in return. Missed you, straybullet!
ZaphodsFriend
Also thats an adorable batdog
lifeinmarveloustimes
so uh.. you single?
StrayBullet
Yes. It's hidden in the comments. But yes.
ablondeambition
http://imgur.com/fQiCYpg different person, but still....
StrayBullet
Noice.
CitizenDickbag
How?? You're superhot.
StrayBullet
Uhhhh. I'm shy in person? I don't know. Kind of a recluse.
EeriePancake
You have such a lovely smile :D
StrayBullet
Thanks *squints hard as fuck*
EeriePancake
why the squint?
EeriePancake
why the squint?
StrayBullet
And eventually replies on the comments for everyone!
Beautifulabella
Just an address is fine! ;)
OptimashPrime
I'm curious as to what your tattoo on your elbow is now
StrayBullet
I keep it a mystery to figure out. More fun that way.
WilsonFisk
As a fellow 30yo college student who can't math, never give up, never surrender!
1337AeroChick
Oh my golly. Hi.
LookAtOThisComment
Who are you and why are you so happy pls i need answers
StrayBullet
Look back on regrets as learning experiences.....and jack off frequently.
FullPlateHero
StrayBullet, you're my second favorite Marine. (Because I don't know you personally.) (Also, not counting space marines.)
StrayBullet
My favorite: http://41.media.tumblr.com/6b16a93ed433cc546f843a8579e4f8a4/tumblr_mnlgquueoM1stno7zo5_400.jpg
TheBrokeBillionaire
Brb transferring universities.
cxmpxsxd
StrayBullet
HAHAHA. Priceless. Thanks for the laugh!!
KenKorte
Semper Fi devil
StrayBullet
SEMPER!
capnkitkat
You're awesome, OP. But seriously, learn to maths.
pbbbtMeg
Woohoo. You're going to be busy today.
StrayBullet
Never too busy to upvote.
TheNASAUnicorn
omfg! Your picture always makes me smile!!!!
bustyblonde
even me? :o
StrayBullet
Holy shit. I remember you! It's been a minute! All the old schoolers coming out!
bustyblonde
Do you really :s
getoffmytrain
Looks more like a field op.
StrayBullet
Uganda. Theater Security/Cooperation.
LoopStricken
Wooh!
SemperScarredHeart
Untucked and all... Lol
StrayBullet
You called it. True dirtbag Marine. When you roll with officers away from the flag pole, up in the styx, you can do some unreg shit.
chineesefreaklovedogs
I'll teach you how to math op. Because you plus me will equals three ;)
ForgotMyOldPasswordAndMyEmailWasInvalidSoILostEverything
OORAH! Glad you made it back safely, and get to be stationed Stateside. Good luck with college. :)
ForgotMyOldPasswordAndMyEmailWasInvalidSoILostEverything
Unless, of course you're out. Anyway, glad you're home.
StrayBullet
I'm out now. Thank you for the welcome back though!
StrayBullet
RAAAH!
InnocentlyStandingBy
GGG OP upvotes everyone. Keep on keeping on man. Don't worry about upvoting this btw. Just wanted to show my admiration
StrayBullet
You getting an upvote anyway!
iamlurkerllama
if i wasnt wifed already op.....
Ge3kyGecko
That's my favorite kind of nice on here!
JessicaFappit
Blah blah blah single, post a shirtless pic! For r/ladyboners! I mean science... please???
StrayBullet
Seems tempting, but I don't think I will be nearly as liked if I did haha.
JessicaFappit
I could trade you for a sneaky 1...I have some delicious...fresh baked cookies...(sultrily puts on apron) lol jk, you are very handsome tho
zeeshanjafri
Hey man
BANANAFLAKE
I can teach you math.
TheDiaryOfKimJongUn
Hey its you, I remember you debbadawg.
StrayBullet
Hahaha. Dude, I think I remember you! Because I laughed my ass off at the "debbadawg" last time!
TheDiaryOfKimJongUn
Haha I hope you're well man. I just eas'd myself. Got 5 more in the reserves now tho. I don't know how to civilian.
saintofchaoticgood
I'm a college student soon to be math teacher.... Need some help studying... ;p
Magster2004
Happy to see you home safe!!
veeveesparks
So, you single, for science?
IidentifyAsATomatoTomatoIsAGenderRight
Ah yes I too wished to know... For Uh science.
LookAtTheFlowersLizzie
I second that question.. A guy with your looks doesn't need to math, OP :)
TheScarletBitch
Are....are you telling him he's too purty for book learnin'?
StrayBullet
Ha. I'm afraid so. Want my OkCupid profile....haha.
EGOT
If you're in the greater Nashville area.
amazingpants
Srsly?
StrayBullet
Seriously.
mrwood666
How the hell are you single? Also you are near ND? Because I will cook you all the food!
LaurLaska
I do! :-)
Thesmellofgoblins
Yes! Please!
MyNameIsBlahblahblah
Yes, actually
thornberriee
of course we do. And don't worry half of us don't know how to math either @straybullet
Butane9000
Watch out OP when you say stuff like that
DivorcedOfCourse
You're playing a dangerous game, op lol
veeveesparks
http://imgur.com/lijH9ta
StrayBullet
That was quick! And awesome!
FanofMuffins
Umm yes please :)
cxmpxsxd
You into dudes? I know it's not a choice for either of us but I get the impression we could make this work...
StrayBullet
HAHAHA. I'm in my office and I just cracked out in laughter. You a funny dude.
BeautifulLies7
Umm, yes please... for science ;) lol
lifeinmarveloustimes
yes.. yes please..
deft1
YES
Properprankster
Good job OP, a self portrait turned the imgurians into a frenzy. And they say only hot chicks make the front page. Stay classy imgur.
StrayBullet
Thank you brother!
JaimeLannistersRightHand
Can you swim? Cuz you're gonna be drowning in pussy!
justabitofstarstuff
Yes. Yes I do.
daywomanfighterofthenightwoman
Yesssss! I don't even have okcupid but I'd definitely get it!
dinosaursarebadass
I'd date you so hard. Dang.
rachacha
ohemgee. i do. lol
oldladyintraining
Well, yea... if you're offering...
MadamPuddifoot
My god. So you're very attractive, in case the other 3,000 comments didn't make you aware. Congrats on that!
kanihaznaiph
*Tosses OP a life raft...cuz he be drowning in pussy now....and he probably doesn't live near missouri* :'(
HowlingGiraffe
Where are you located?
MadamPuddifoot
My god. So you're very attractive, in case the other 3,000 comments didn't make you aware. Congrats on that!
ForOurNation
We have found all the elusive female imgurians!
deft1
All you need is bait....Oh, wait, never mind! @StrayBullet is the imgur wingman. Good luck, man. And godspeed.
cxmpxsxd
Shhhhhhhhhh! They're accepting us as one of their own...
rachacha
http://imgur.com/o7knbJN
ChemJen
We all do. Lol. Also, I tutor math :)
kevinpineda
I'm in the exact same boat. 30 year old Marine in college.
LauraXxexplorer
Wait till Yall take statistics 0_o its horrible
IvannaGoodfuck
I agree...statistics tried to kick my ass!
LauraXxexplorer
Lol taking it now .. It's so bad... What's ur major?
IvannaGoodfuck
Computer Information Systems....urs?
StrayBullet
Damn Brother, it's a whole new deployment ain't it? I rather go back to being shot at then answer a question in front of a class.
StrayBullet
I'm using hyperbole. Or, wait, figurative. I don't even know. I'm not being for real.
KaetShenanigan
are you single? <3
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Not since the accident.
TinaGrittini
@straybullet thanks for your service! How do you like being back home?!
OCDscientist
https://38.media.tumblr.com/63091f738b9bc198d628b665e49a2d3b/tumblr_na651mDVzJ1smeonro1_400.gif
HPLovecraftWatchesMeSleep
I'm a straight guy and I was wondering the same thing....I'm so confused now....need to go read some books on ancient Rome.
StrayBullet
I stay confused. If this insecurity shit keeps up, might be some "dudes only" movie nights at the crib haha. "Brokeback Mountain" again?
FlippantBagel
welp. moving to VA
atimewizard
You may not know how to math, but you sure know how to handsome. (;
AwkwardPrickle
I am pretty sure you wont be for long. Wow. :)
aliciadizzle117
What's a part time dog?
pulitown
possibly a dog belonging to a step child where custody is shared. Maybe the lucky dog gets to stay with its kid all the time!
zeeelina
I... I think I'm in love
wittywoman
Where do you go to school? I WILL MOVE
mabelbs
you are asking the question of every Imgurette right now
sandibebop
My first reaction: Hey bae, what's up
atinyviolin
We've established that you're single. Would you go down on a guy?
whatfloatsyourboat
If it wasn't the eyes and smile, it's the puppy
StrayBullet
I like a chick in my class. You believe that? I think she gets high, which is fine or whatever, but makes it hard to talk to her.
Monzeekee
If she doesn't immediately say yes, I offer myself as tribute...
Thefluffernutter
Go for it, man. As a picky woman I can confirm that you probably won't get turned down.
RedundantSquirrel
Give her food. For real.
guantanamobayxx
Stoners are generous and nice people, no joke. If she were doing other things I'd be eh. Yo girl I heard you like chocolate, you want candy
TheFenceJumper
But her candy :0 that's how I meet my Stoner GF cx
Monzeekee
But her candy ehh?
TheFenceJumper
buy* in case you still cant figuer out my typo slow one.
IamtheGreatQueenSnugglewombs
Id say go for it. With your looks, what could possibly go wrong?
TimeWoundsAllHeels
I am that girl, let's go out. Ps I might look a bit different when we actually meet up but don't worry it's me
blacksteve
Also thanks for your service and it's great to see you doing well now that you're stateside; makes me feel good++ to see smiling soldiers!
ArcaneM37
Where are you a student? I'm an engineering stydent at UW - Madison and I could help you with your maths if we're close.
drwompwompnomnom
On Wisconsin!
ayrazar
People who get high are still people. Talk to her about what you would otherwise. If all she wants to talk about is pot, well...
herescrazy
OP, you should go to UNM so I can be your wing woman. Together, we shall rake in all the babes for you.
cutecatpicturesarewhyimhere
Random. Look at all the UNM peoples.
ellisDtripp25
Drop some acid that will help.
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
But is she 18 yet?
ArcaneM37
And assuming we live no where near each other, you should try kahnacadamy.com for math help. :)
blacksteve
Date her anyway! It won't last, but you don't have time for serious dating biz now anyway. It'll be fun+healthy for everyone meantime :)
guantanamobayxx
Why won't it last? Stoners can take relationships seriously too you know.
blacksteve
"Hard to talk to" isn't a great sign, nothing to do with dope. Worth a shot anyway though, that was my point.
guantanamobayxx
Oooh right. Well, the 'hard to talk to' might be on this shmexy man's part! Shyness is always the killer of potential awesome.
BitchybutHonest
As a happily married woman (with 3 kids and a part time dog), thanks for asking the REAL questions, @KaetShenanigan!
BreadyStinellis
This. I'm married but I think my husband would give me a pass for that. Doing it for my country and all.
fathersisterberzerker
Haha this deserves all the upvotes that it isn't getting.
BreadyStinellis
It's like people don't get that I'm joking...
StrayBullet
Whew. I managed to get you back to zero with my upvote. I know you are joking. All these women are joking. Thank you though!
Johnthebadger
Part time dog? What is it usually, a raccoon?
StrayBullet
Hahahahaha. I can't stop laughing......I can't. It took way too long to type this comment.
BitchybutHonest
1/2 Our family shares a dog with another family. Both of our families are busy so we share the dog 50/50. We miss her when she's with them
pumkensita
This is an awesome Idea the dog gets double the love
StrayBullet
DUDE. I just try to make some burritos and I had to stop because I kept laughing at this comment.....holy shit.
BitchybutHonest
2/2 but when she's with us, she gets so much more attention and cuddles than she would if she were always here. She's very loved.
Johnthebadger
Fair enough.
delightfulpetrichor
Aw, that's sweet. And a good idea to boot!
BitchybutHonest
1/2 I don't know how it would work with other families but for us, it's perfect. Kenneling, vet, obedience classes are $$ but we split
BitchybutHonest
2/2 everything and are able to shift weeks if one of us is particularly busy or out of town. It's the happiest shared custody ever.
StrayBullet
Instagram @TheStrayBullet OKCupid @BubblegumBullet
MissVegas
Not weird at all but also not local. No account on IG or OKC. Still think you're a cutie, though :)
deathlyhallows90
Surprised all the females haven't added you on insta...I did @imapirate90..sidebar I used to live in VA &have friends in your town :)
StrayBullet
F-ing sweet! Thank you! Let's all throw down. By throw down, I mean, get in our PJ's and watch Sherlock. The Benedict version.
deathlyhallows90
That would be a done and done if I were still in VA. Sidebar:make friends with the Mennonites there. They are great people :)
hotsaucebozz
Brb just gonna follow you on IG and like all your pictures. Not creepy I swear.
StrayBullet
I'm fine with that. I will be following you back and will be liking your pictures as well.
incrediblysexyusername
Huh, interesting. We're an 89% match on OKC. That's higher than anyone in my area, and you're across the continent.
StrayBullet
Better come to America then. So you can be free. That's a joke. America doesn't have a patent on freedom.
incrediblysexyusername
But..I like my poutine and free health care!
hartmonica
Whoa, stellar OKC! Really good job! I have to compliment you on it. Very funny, I hope you find your soul mate/temporary netflix mate! :)
vegansuperpowers
do you go to JMU??
StrayBullet
I will be....soon. I live like a rock throw away from campus. In FACT, I put out an ad for a roommate back in December.
peediepixie
I volunteer. I'm scottish and live in scotland so that could be an issue but sure that could just be considered a minor bump in the road
StrayBullet
As long as you pay half the rent...haha.
thedonnerparty
you sure deliver. jersey though isn't THAT local
kittymack
Im not going to lie....I was hoping your instagram would be flooded with shirtless workout pics. Came for the biceps stayed for the puppy!
StrayBullet
Hey. Puppy is worth it. Trust me. The pup is worth it.
yelracenna
Brave to put your insta account on here! I live in Arlington. Let's hang if you're in the area ever?
StrayBullet
Yes ma'am, or sir, or whatever. I'm down!
yelracenna
Ma'am works for me. Seriously, when it gets warm! There is so much fun stuff to do in DC outdoors in the spring.
awktoberfest
Great to see that you're back home and still ridiculously happy (instagram tells me that) !!
StrayBullet
Sweeet! I'm going to follow you back!
HizzleShizzle
This is all highly anusing, and i am not ashamed to say that i too followed you on instagram.
StrayBullet
No shame in the game! None at all. You are all getting followed back.
amburger93
Couldn't NOT follow you on IG, I'm not weird I swear... also couldn't find you on OKC ): but... we're soul mates I know it!
StrayBullet
It was the pup, wasn't it? He lures them in. The pup kills it.
amburger93
It was slightly the pup, yes, but mostly your face you suave handsome man you
StrayBullet
Hahah. Thank you, thank you. I will be following you back, so no worries.
pebbletots
Why is Spain so far is the real question here...
StrayBullet
Bring it closer! Pangea that shit!
aigeisa
I followed you on instagram ;)
StrayBullet
I will follow you back!
aigeisa
Cool :) My username is the same
fullofwastedpotential
Get ready my friend, you're about to receice a lot of attention
StrayBullet
I have heard this all before, and I haven't banged any chicks since posting years ago. Well, one chick. Who ripped my heart out.
LucyImHome
yikes. sorry 'bout that.
StrayBullet
Eh it happens. Live Love Learn, or some cliche bullshit I read on Facebook.
makeyourselfab
Might have to re activate that OKCupid profile for OP ;)
StrayBullet
Do it. Do it.
avm89
May be creep, but I may or may not follow you on Instagram..... lol don't judge!
StrayBullet
Just follow crazy. I want to keep up with you guys too!
avm89
Follow Crazy..... Yup ill take it.... Well OP you're doing a good job :)
youhadlogs
Good on ya, OP seize the moment. Although I doubt you needed the help being an aesthetic AF military vet. In college.
StrayBullet
Thank you man! I'm trying. I'm trying.
ConcealedPollyPocket
Damn! I just left VA.
StrayBullet
Well, come back! and scoop me up!
cbarbz
Harrisonburg?! They have the closest Cookout to DC! I may or may not have made a few pilgrimages there for a tray or five.
StrayBullet
Dude, let me know. It's not far from the movie theater, where I spend a bit of time.
humpbackwhale
Virginia? Uggh! Oh well, I am going to follow you on instagram SO HARD!
StrayBullet
So hard, I felt it. I will follow you back friend!
pineapplesinvinegar
*frantically creates OK Cupid profile before the rest of imgur realises*
StrayBullet
You get one yet? If not, just message me on here!
Shepsus
He commented his own comment. Just thought I'd share. :)
StrayBullet
If you aren't too weird and are local, I will pass off the Facebook. Maybe get a movie night started.
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StrayBullet
I'm only 30 on the outside....on the inside, I'm like, 9. You go to UVA or something?
nattilee
Haha yeah, I go to UVA and work in cville, I'm from Richmond. You got to JMU?
Itsakadoozie
You should come to canada... for reasons ... you know
ausserbetrieb
I'm DC :) Have you ever been to 9:30 club?
StrayBullet
Of course. Seen Gwar, Atmosphere, AFI, Mindless Self-Indulgence, and a slew of other shows there.
ausserbetrieb
I haven't heard of those bands. What's their style? Apparently my tastes are very mainstream.
SquishyIshy
I just followed you on Instagram for the fun of it and discovered we are in the same state. HI! O/
StrayBullet
Heeeeyooooo! Drinks are on me!!
SquishyIshy
I can Drive and hour for drinks! Do you like movies/ video games/ and or sushi with those drinks? lol
monicarasaurus
Dude where is local I will make local happen
StrayBullet
Harrisonburg, Va. Make that shit work. I will fire up the oven and the Netflix. Pizza and TMNT coming up!
monicarasaurus
I just passed out a little.
chocolatecroissants
Looks like I'm moving continents!
dontstoptheparty
Is Toronto considered local
bananaranch
It's like a 10 hour drive to Virginia...
StrayBullet
It can be....it very well can be.
MyHorseAteMyPaycheck
Where would be local?
likeallthethings
Omg your Instagram ... Everyone go to it. Mmm
likeallthethings
that awkward moment when you request to follow back ... i ahh .. im just a mom from canada. sorry. not sorry. youre hot .. im leaving now
StrayBullet
Give me a bit and I will follow you back!!
StrayBullet
I'm going to it, I'm going to it! Haha.
likeallthethings
You don't seem to be following near as many people back so I guess I should feel ... Lucky?ahah hopefully you at least get some interesting
likeallthethings
Dates out of this lol good luck
stellarsaint
it's so awesome this has happened. I'm taken and upvoting EVERYTHING!
StrayBullet
Spread that love around! Upvotes for everyone, and everyone upvote!
LookLarryHaveYouEverHeardOfVietnam
Does Canada count as local? #onelove
blink92
England is local enough, right?
ILoveKpopAndFood
I feel ya.. Netherlands here.. T-T
QueLindo
Same planet.
StrayBullet
It's due for a visit....for sure.
blink92
http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/tumblr_lnub84nps91qcnasco1_500.gif
NiceHopping
I am both weird and local! Also, I'm doing a project on the Marines (no, seriously, I'm a grad student in defense studies) so we should chat
StrayBullet
Dude for real?! I can help you out. I mean, I was in the Marines, I might know SOMETHING of value.
NiceHopping
Yeah! I'm at Johns Hopkins in DC and I have a class on the American defense structure, where my subject is the Marines. BTW, I'm a dudette.
NiceHopping
I realize that DC may not be exactly local, as I gather you're somewhere in VA, but I'm local-ish. Also, I was in Africa last summer!
MadRae
New Zealand?
StrayBullet
I'm due for a visit, aren't I @lillidrew
lillidrew
Hells yea you are. I got dibs MadRae ;-p
AIDSBURGERS
Please fly to sweden, I have bacon
StrayBullet
Sweden sounds awesome. I'm a Pescetarian though....maybe veggie bacon?
AIDSBURGERS
That can be fixed!
aryasnark
I did some light instagram stalking and saw you're in VA. I am also in VA. Hi. http://imgur.com/je5vhSl
annAtations
Virginia imgurians unite!
StrayBullet
You bet! Let's start a cult! I mean, a...like, gathering or something.
StrayBullet
TOOTHLESS! Still need to watch the second one. You game?
aryasnark
I haven't seen it either! So yes, I'm game. I'll bring the beer.
justadogchasingcars
Your a fucking champ good luck brother +1
StrayBullet
Haha. Yes. I am. Unfortunately. All work and no play makes StrayBullet a single....bullet.
indoxela
Nothing wrong with being single! :)
RockMeLikeASugarcane
I guess this is the place where I say something along the lines of "I'd take that bullet IYKWIM"
giraffacekillah
mckenna310
where u at boo?
MyTummyHasTheRumblies
Wait! What'd I miss? How do I apply? Come to Chicago ;)
m0therofcharizard
You can stop being a stray bullet and be my bullet♡
m0therofcharizard
.....I tried, okay?
iamashe
Pretty sure you dropped panties and manties across the world with that answer.
reginageorge
....Sup.
TheDragonWarrior
Too bad I am stuck in Sweden now...
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Wish you were gaaaaaaaaay. :s
ComfortableWithMyTextuality
And imgurians of every gender perk up and bat their eyelashes at the computer screen.
inkgrrl
*bat* *bat* *bat*
Huldra
A shame you live so faaaar awaaaay. Im in Norway. My instagram is Zhantiah, incase you look for a norwegian friend :)
shirleyoucantbeserious
I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!
ariemarie
Well then ;) lol
shanabanana
Oh my....
IAimtoMisbehaveNotLikeThatOtherSpacePirate
Well, if you live anywhere near Los Angeles, I wouldn't say no to showing you around. http://media.giphy.com/media/gqXfeK1z1WXks/giphy.gif
humpbackwhale
I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!
Valewalker
Best comment ever
MrBurd
Well hello ;)
LissaMe
Saw your user name and thought you were my boyfriend. Upon further investigation into your profile, you are not. But still +1
MrBurd
:(
DoesYourDaddyHaveADrinksTrolley
spiritussancto
so have you actually gotten 500 messages, or are people just going "you're hot" and then hiding?
ASpicyMacrophage
StrayBullet
Adorable. And I think I remember you.
UpvoteFairyCakes
I hear girls love bullets though.
Themuffinstare
That is definitely not an unfortunately @StrayBullet
MarthaWayne
http://imgur.com/btDh7nY
ParaBailarLaBamba
If you ever come to Mexico, let me know!!
KleverGurl
well. you're hawt.
IvannaGoodfuck
I have a few holes you can shoot your bullets in OP ;)
StrayBullet
Pretty straight forward...A+ haha
ArtSparkle
You have no idea how hard i would date him lol
Emilbee
*bats eyelashes*
LEEEERROYYYYmmmJENKINSSS
Well...... isn't that so....
anotherstupididea
I can show you how to math ;)
DoYouLikeApples
prepare your inbox
DanFromBuffalo
Hopefully you don't .......shoot blanks. I'll leave.
sheshazelnuts
killerkungfuwolfbitch
I'm so down for some devil dog booty
CowsAreLame
Prepare your inbox, bro! :)
monkeybasketball
You could drown a toddler in my...sorry.
Spymoose
Phrasing
imgurlady
Baby if you were ammo you'd be p+. 'cus you hot stuff
expandMYhorizons
Do you want your tit pics? Because this is how you get tit pics.
guantanamobayxx
http://img.pandawhale.com/110209-Workaholics-SUP-gif-Imgur-2JPe.gif
StrayBullet
Man.....this kills me.
guantanamobayxx
So I won? Do I get the prize? http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b175/shonky1/you_win_the_prize.jpg
guantanamobayxx
...Srs tho ;D
AlmondSkittles
Not anymoooore!
rhianeurysm
I want to jump to the front of this competition, so... I do anal.
MeganMeow
I don't but totally would for him ;)
paolodrumz
Sooooo.. Come here often? ;)
TheyCallMeEL
I think you won.
humpbackwhale
Hey! That's an unfair advantage!
wishfish
You won't be single for very long, OP! Welcome back!
gorblin
Um yeah. That whole single thing won't last long. And you're holding a leetle dog too? Yeahhh.
onomatopoesie
If that straybullet was to accidentally ...hit... someone. Would that person more likely be male or female? I'm asking for a friend.
rasmis
According to his OKCupid profile, he's straight. Or, according to the sexual orientation on the profile, he's supposedly straight. -ish.
onomatopoesie
I'm happy i know, but also a bit sad. Thanks for the stalking though! +1
rasmis
You're welcome. Was pondering making a move, when I spotted your question. Check it out. He's a veggie doglover, so the gaydar's uncertain.
kikk4
;)
typingtreemonkey
Well, next time you have a free half hour, we can build a dating show around you. Old school with 3 doors and 1 goat.
StrayBullet
I will be the goat. Wait, is this now how it works?
typingtreemonkey
Okay, this is awkward 'cos I was going to take the goat home when the game was over. You get to ask awkward questions to contestants
typingtreemonkey
"Mystery Date number 3, if you were an ice cream flavor, what kind and where would you take us on a 5th date?"
ilookfuckingcool
I'd date you, OP...I'd date you so hard
StrayBullet
Let's do it up!
ilookfuckingcool
Where is OP from?
ilookfuckingcool
Please live by me *crosses fingers*
KittenWhispersAndTickleFights
Okay, online imgur contest to see who gets a date.
4nj1n3k0
I'm in!
kittymack
Look im married and pregnant but I want in!
NoratheSloth
I volunteer as tribute!
HeyFreckleFace
All those willing to participate
spasticpuppydance
100% in on this.
pumkensita
Where do you sing up to be a contestant?
Risserz
First comment on imgur to a great cause. I loved the anal comment lol. But seriously you hit all my turn ons Mr Bullet
Tiggerlen
FIGHT!
m0therofcharizard
I would like to be a part of this.
MyHorseAteMyPaycheck
Me! Me! Me!
erbeeren
Throwing my name into the drawing!
Bailibaro11
Count me in!
TwinkleTwinkleLittleShit
as a straight guy, im in!
Spymoose
Everything about this reply section made me happy.
Wesugi
you live in europe man...
StrayBullet
Nah. But I'm do for a visit I think.
Dawnstempest
Distance is no boundary for the love between two straight guys.
TwinkleTwinkleLittleShit
Thats racist!
StrayBullet
I'm fine with these terms. I got some vacation time coming up. It's Spring. I'm due for a trip. Pup comes too though. We a package deal.
instapoo
Jeez fine we can date. Just stop with the begging already.
Iknowhowrubberbandsaremade
Hello there :) My dad is a Marine - does that give me a leg up on the competition?
thesquirrelapocalypseiscoming
I can work with that. How do you feel about coming to Iowa to meet an awesome engineering student. :) curb can be pretty exciting
buttandpizzastuff
That's the sexiest thing anyone has ever said...on imgur.
Bobes
I'd take you out to dinner any time :)
JustASmallTownMinnesotanImgurlLivingInALonelyWorld
H... Hi, op.
BuffyMarsSavesTheWorld
AND THE PUPPY?! As someone who used to have 2 mini pins...
thatonechick7
Let the flood of estrogen commence!!!
Sbn91
Yep... Your dog is easily the cutest thing ever .. Package deal excepted!
Bloop1986
Aww that rules ireland out boo!!
sbgal8
I'm a vet tech! Makes for a great GF for such a package deal!
4nj1n3k0
I just so happen to love dogs, so that wouldn't be a problem.
sexycandypanda
As an engineering grad student who also needs a vacation...I'll teach you how to math if you take me on vacation with you and your pup! <3
peediepixie
All men should come with a puppy, that's the dream
troubleshootermcgavin
*Application Submitted* :)
lexnihilo
You know... France is really, really nice at this time of the year... just sayin'...
SpiteforLife
I have a boyfriend, but I am pretty sure he would be fine if he and I could both co-date you. Think about it.
SpiteforLife
@AndBlessHisHeartShilohWouldAlwaysLetMeWin what do you say?
StrayBullet
The question is, how do we go about doing this? A third party to decide it?
babymurlocs
Just pick me and make it easy on yourself
AnthonyBlumpkins
Come up with an application process, make an album with the applications, blur out personal info, and let Imgur choose.
BritBratSmackAttack
Well if you just so happen to be in the Philly area I volunteer as tribute if ya know what I mean ;)
AnisTheraccoonlover
If you have some leftovers I'm single too and won't mind a nice lady to date too.. even tho I'm no Military :(
thatsmypurse
I'll decide. I choose me. Hubba hubba
outrecord
Alright, where do I get an application form for this contest?
therealagent355
Come to DC! Pup is definitely welcome too :)
StrayBullet
Alright. Meet me at the 9:30 club the next decent show they have, and by the looks of it, that will be never haha.
PhunPhact
Gonna ask my b/f if it's okay for us to go out. BRB
StrayBullet
Hey, we will all go out. I got the first round of shots.
sufferinsuccotash
where does op live? (just state the party of the country) im not a creeper just curious :)
StrayBullet
Virginia friend.
KittenWhispersAndTickleFights
Here that ladies?? It's confirmed! Okay, now how should we decide...
camsmith89
Shouldn't he come up with the terms of the contest? I wouldn't want to date a guy who fought for me unless I set the conditions...
Dawnstempest
Elimination by death. Last one standing wins.
thelonepig
Where is this guy? Can't we have like one massive date? Can't we all just get along?
drbarrel
Either a cat fight in the mud with just bikinis on. Or a wet T-shirt contest. Or a pillow fight in underwear. And don't forget to film it..
aliceshakara
Is being married a disqualifying feature?
Spymoose
Tickle fight. Duh.