As a European, I enjoy being a background character of a hallmark movie
Random internet find
Forget all other Christmas trees, this one wins.
I get the why, I just don't agree with it.
Mum mentioned I'd be a great grandma. I said I hope the fuck not.
All the pretty little horsies
I swear if this keeps up imma prohibit my kids from having kids.
And everybody had a good laugh about it.
Procrastination is so tempting right now.
Go get your tests done!
It'll be a suicide mission
That cheating bastard
Wish I could share, but...
Well that was... A bit of a kick in the gut.
Thinking back to simpler times when a double yolk egg got me excited.
About 4 years ago I made a dresser out of cardboard.
We got a new big car to accommodate incoming twins (and existing dog). Then we got a pram for them. Now we need another car.
What the fuck are you?!
Was gonna post a selfie, but you'll get legs instead
New covers for a burnt book.
I can't explain it, but I can't see the road for some reason.
Um...
I fucking love thrift stores. This made me squeal cos it's almost cuter than kittens.
I forgot my food in the kitchen, guess I'll starve.
I can finally run away with someone dangerous!
I like my drinks like I like my comment section: strangely good and full of surprises.
I'm tired, I refuse to give this a witty title.
My fish and chips delivery has been 14 minutes til delivered for three minutes.
Better make it quick I guess...
Now listen here you little shit!
Just a gif that NME magazine shared and that I'm now sharing with you.
I still drank it
What's that sat on the side of the hill?
Three years ago I almost got the most perfect photo of my cat playing with a pancake.
Don't know what to do with those tired old tires? Imgur will save you!
MRW I find out today is this motherfuckers 67th birthday.
That was a rollercoaster of feels.
MRW I see my username and realise the potential.
This is.. I'm sorry I didn't catch his name but he licks hands and purrs like a squeaky door.
Was arguing what was better, a masher or a slicer when I start laughing like a retard.
MRW I'm on the bus, haven't had breakfast and this man who absolutely fucking STINKS of cigarette smoke and something else sits nearer than the other side of the bus to me.
There's an al in Austria.
Say hello to this beer I love.
Starting with vaccines and ending with the moon landing.
I had my 2nd cake day over a month ago but haven't got any notifications about it ever so here's this.
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I expect to get murdered for this.
My internet is way too slow to load large gifs and images. Please have mercy.
Woke up today to find that even my jumper is judging my lifes choices.
A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "Why the long face?"
Ok I know Russia has lost it's shit, but seriously? This is getting hilarious.