I'm not doing this for world peace or for the starving kids. I do it for the red pandas. Drinking unhealthy, albeit impressive, amounts of beer. I am a tiny, extroverted, cinephile nerd who enjoys high speed car chases, croutons, doodling, and traveling. To this day I still have no idea how to ride a bicycle, and at this point I'm too afraid to ask. http://i.imgur.com/dTzKXsk.jpg I apologize if my comments are too clever and witty, I've been told that I am a "paragon of the written arts" http://imgur.com/dq22cfp So, you know. Try to keep up. _________________________________ Peddling a trademarked brand of freckled, southern, crazy since 1987. Howdy! http://imgur.com/5Kw5OM2 Also, I am a superhero :D http://imgur.com/pdnx7Xg _________________________________ Some of my favorite Imgurians and friends who will always have my upvote (all of these people are sexy, some of these people are on drugs): @aRandomWolf @JohnnieTheShrubber (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ http://i.imgur.com/cEHIiJ1.png @TheLeague @jglasspoole @Keleesi @DoctorJungyBrongen @CiriusTrio @LoneDirewolf (Never fails:) http://i.imgur.com/yQouR91.gif @CunnilingusSpecialist @Channel4NewsTeam http://i.imgur.com/5IGfMSZ.png @somethingaboutTV @DICKCAMELOT @IFuckedYourMomLastNight @DickChapey @Bustification http://i.imgur.com/Wu4VYRC.png @TheBOULDER @GoingFullPotato @BaconStripper @Widget88 @JewsQueersAndEskimosINeverReallyCaredFor @kylecorn @GrandeDorito @MsMonsterKitties