I will never not find this hilarious.
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Dorothy Zbornak, Patron Saint of smart mouth women with no shame
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Princess Problems by Jim Berhrle...I, too, wanted to be a burly executioner as a child. Who didn't?
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Oh, fuck it.
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Pictures I took on South Island in NZ 3 Years ago
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...But that's okay, because I think I'm funny, so that's something. *searches for cats to adopt in the constant quest to have some company when dying alone*
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After the Wizarding War -- complete with Malfoy!
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I've been out of the US with iffy internet access for the past few weeks, so this is my reaction to half the news I read.
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There's nothing quite like somebody else falling down to make me chuckle uncontrollably.
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Because sometimes, you need a little David Tennant to make the day go forward.
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Well, knitting is the greatest thing ever. Clearly.
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God, that's loud! My ear canals are very sensitive. They're stainless steel. Took a bullet at Corregidor, 1945. Passed straight through my head from one ear to the other. Here, look at this.
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I like some light cynicism.
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My general attempts to sled, go down waterslides, and ski
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Kate Bush and a wimple. In a song about James Joyce's wife learning to masterbate.
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I've lived alone for the past few months but am going back to roommates tomorrow. There will be much kitchen dancing tonight.
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Rape in South Africa
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Alain Delon, you gorgeous motherfucker. The original Tom Ripley.
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Ain't nobody gonna mess with Dorothy. AIN'T NOBODY.
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Ugh, my vagina
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Cargo Ship dropping anchor during a storm near Colon City (Panama)
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I will be walking there, dear.
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I am a 25 year old woman and work on a college campus. Attractive students make me feel like Blanche here: hot and bothered...and old.
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I know imgur isn't typically the place for crafts, but I'm really proud of this sweater. I made this.
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When I attempt to enter a conversation when I'm half in the bag
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