Monster House 2021
Efficiency meter at work today.
o_o
Every single damn time
It's tax season, and I owe.
Kids are literally bloodsuckers, I shit you not.
My version of Alice.
When you realize your mirror is not a portal to another galaxy
Email from work this morning...
This special treatment is toad-ally unacceptable
D'oh
It's alroit, mate- I'm not gonna 'urt cha
We burned so hot so fast. And now I'm cold. I'll always love you T0mT0m.
Patchwork Peace
MFW when my hot coworker wants to "hang out sometime", but he has a girlfriend.
UPDATE: Told my boss I'm adopting a cat. MRW he says, "Don't. It's not sexy to be a cat lady."
+1 if you read it in the asshole's voice
d'awwwww!
GET THESE NUTS OUT OF MY WAY
Atlantian Outernet Buddies unite! Who's coming with me to the retreat?
I can't stop laughing.
Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!
Mona knows what's up.
To quote Brobama... You didn't build that. C'mon Bill.
Stop the madness....
Took me a while.
As a black woman.... AWWWW YISSSS!
HEIL KITTLER
Challenge accepted.
I'm no artist, but sometimes there just aren't words for the way he makes me feel.
Poetic OC
Oh noez, I'll save you Jesus!
I've been expecting you. Also, I fucked up your blinds.
Ho ho ho
TELL ME SIMBA-- IS IT TRUE?! TELL ME IT'S NOT TRUE!!!
Photographer Slings Pizzas Into the Wild for Art
So tragic. RIP Lee Thompson
Yoda + Nick Cage = this thing
MRW my boyfriend would rather hang out with his friends than spend a night home with me. Lol
I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW I GOAT HERE
Really cool fantasy dolls
What a shitty idea...
YOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BY A SMOOTH CRIM- *wat stahp hnnnng*
HIS WILL TO LIVE IS CRUMBLY