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Apr 26, 2017 8:27 AM
LawyerM0RTY
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pablobravo8
You don't really wanna be that far north, come down by the Gulf
imjusthereforthemoneynotyourbs
Go home Australia your drunk
hotdogg
Western Europe was not asleep when this was posted
BenSnow97
And the US is now joining our watch. Together, we never sleep.
lalwaysupvotecatsandTHT
Don't you dare block off the Gulf stream, we need it to live!
Efreeti
As a west coast Norwegian, this.
LadyTurkleton
It's not fair that the gulf stream goes past me and keeps others warm. Not fair at all!
Storfe
First Eurovision, now this. You have gone too far!
markm0101
We can be vikings
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
Some of us already are, whenever we travel, technically.
itsnotracistifitstrue
FREEDOM DOESN'T SLEEP YOU COMMIE FUCKS
SaltyInternetPirate
In that case America is in a fucking coma.
cousteau
This was posted like at midday here in Europe!
NateTheNuke
ZOMGNO
Bangerang34
KnightNeo
I love how it looks like he's about to fight the person he's looking at and Sully just doesn't want to get involved.
Nicodemusthefirst
Just what i was thinking.
PippyStrelly
imgur.com/a/QkmAH
ThesePipesAreClean
This would likely allow a decent northern hemisphere ice cap to form.
TemporalOnline
Do you mean like this?
Fahrvergnaked
This is gold.
RoosterJacket
Best darn CGI I've ever seen
DiscoPhysicist
OMG THEY HAVE TAZMANIA TIED TO THE BACK BUMPER!!!
jonhnefill
Yes source!
DiceyBusiness
Source, please omg source!
dvbreda
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUsJi8nKsj0
TheLonelyFoney
Oi mate. It is bloody freezing up there.
EarthAnimalArmy
was my second thought, after how many fights would break out between aussies and the irish, or worse, you interbreed!!!!!!
V1V2Rotate
Yeah it got 45 below this winter... i need to move closer to the equator
bananaisntfriend
As an Aussie living in U.K. Ffs go back to where it's warm! They're grumpy shits up here for a reason!
DiceyBusiness
*grabs you by the shoulders* OI! Get back to working in our generic urban bars! *drags you back under the shadow of a British grey sky*
bananaisntfriend
No!!! The freedom! It was warm and sunny and right there... *starts sobbing into my pint*
SodaCracker
You put that thing back where it belongs, or so help me!!
hoopinghannah
No, it's "Put that thing back where it came from, our so help me!" "So help me!"
hoopinghannah
*or - my bad. I used keyboard swype
theincredibledork
Stop right there, criminal scum!
AgeisFang
As an Australian, just don't!!!
Inmate45
I know right. Fuck that. We want to stay the hell away from the crazies up there.
themilkmancometh
You could join the six nations and get trashed by England all the time i like it
ddang12
Then again alcohol will become pretty cheap for us, compared to how much we actually pau
Fa11enskies
As an Aussie, we like to give a gift to new neighbours - a free giant spider for everyone!!
DiceyBusiness
*Sprays it with a bottle of "EuroWinter"* Welcome to the neighbourhood Aus, but you got an infestation problem.
Telted
Nooooo don't block the Gulf Stream, we are ill prepared for a continental winter. Seriously, the UK rail network can't handle wet leaves.
DiceyBusiness
*southern England can't handle wet leaves
TheBritishAreComing
Why would Europe be asleep at 10am?
jurassicfantastic
I'm still awake in texas!
AstroINTJ
Houston checking in. We'll keep those upside down people in line.
SocialMediaChaffDispenser
This is oddly cute, like you are trying to nestle up and hug or something
InexplicablyAvailableUsername
it wouldn't fit in there so far north, only in Mercator. Australia is 4000km wide, Newfoundland-Ireland is 3045 km. Move it a bit southward.
Joeythemonster
For those who think America sleeps
DiceyBusiness
No wonder you people are so ornery and prone to violence. :S Go to bed bruh.
Joeythemonster
Never!
1cksBE
Wait for me, so i can skip the 23h flight this week-end.
thatjamieguy94
Got to do it on the 8th of may I feel your pain
cinemeasctha
It's 9.33am.
LawyerM0RTY
Damn too late
cinemeasctha
I don't think Australians would want to move here anyway. It's cold
ChubbyMcFlurry
13 degrees (c) in country vic today, it's frighten cold :(
ChubbyMcFlurry
**friggen
LadyWidebottom
I'd take cold over the 40 degree summers any day.
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
Same. Been feeling the temptation to move to the Yarra Ranges lately, or even Tasmania.
LadyWidebottom
Tassie is great, as long you have a job secured before you go.
FuckingTurtleBear
Hey! You left the two East Australian Islands behind!!
tomalt
give them Tasmania as well :P
simoalley
You mean Western New Zealand?
FuckingTurtleBear
I dunno, bad enough having to import my mercury across the Bass straight.
latenightnosleep
Hell No! Why would we want to be up there?
punchlineguy
Get caught in the crossfire
Frothington
I watched Day after Tomorrow, you can keep your Northern Hemisphere. :P
TachyonCode
I don't know why you would want to be, but the rest of us? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s
CrypticTree
The Land Down Up There
ourari
Bravo!
Sitraka
the cold ?
imAUser
Chance to cool down. And aurora borealis or what ever its called
lmagine
Imagine the nice internet though, no more playing only with asians, playing just fine with americans and europeans alike.
tonksl
Ur closer to Santa clause hellooo
Doopapotamus
Most of the spiders would probably die.
Sl1ms4di3
Exaxtly. I'd rather move in with antarctica a bit more. Get that nice cool chill down my spine.
squirrelrubbinghisnips
The climate
SomePeopleSayThatCucumbersTasteBetterPickled
I've got a feeling an Australia about there is going to fuck that right up.
Vantie
The cold would kill at least half of your animals?
pickleprincess
Velcro shoes are expensive. If we move up there we will save millions.
fpsblacksmith
I don't understand do you guys not have laces or is Velcro super popular
pickleprincess
We use the velcro to stick to the earth.
Doctor0Professor
Better ping to US servers
dolphinboynd
Harder for North Korea to reach you there
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
Better internet connection.
FlashAnimator
Celebrate christmas in winter, maybe!
FlashAnimator
Just a note, I am just guessing since I am not an Aussie neither do I celebrate christmas.
simoalley
Why not? Like fair enough if you hate that religeon or whatever. Use it as an excuse though to have a ripper of a day.
YouFckinWotM8
The whole point of an Aussie Christmas is the barbeque and salad and getting fuckin blind in the lawn. Can't do that in winter!
idonthaveanyideawhatthehelliamtalkingabout
well, not with that attitude
yesthisisturbo
Fuck that shit.
SomePeopleSayThatCucumbersTasteBetterPickled
It's a silly place...
Bossdogs
Well, at least it's not an anarcho-syndicalist commune.
DonkeyEsq
Only 1 reason... i don't know but ive been told, Canadian pussy is mighty cold. Gotta test that out.
Rajinrune
Stop fucking in the snow!
DonkeyEsq
I would, but i like the moneyshot to be frozen daggers by the time it lands
leftypride
So that Christmas songs make better sense.
graemearthur
So they can enjoy the British weather?
Bossdogs
No-one enjoys the British weather
graemearthur
That's the point
Qualtagh
Cheaper shipping
Sheldonian
For that it would be better to just go up, close to china
Troublentendre
Amen
ChubbyMcFlurry
And flights.
shawr
Amen!
Surisuule
Be right side up, don't need to hang on, stuff like that.
BurtReynoldsEsquire
Constant need to stay on the Earth gives us crazy strength. If we move then we only have our crazy reflexes from defending against wildlife.
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
Our feet will get sore.
BeKindAndLoveOneAnother
The size is all fucky.
ApotheosisCM
It's a Mercator projection. The size is always all fucky, especially when the latitude changes.
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
I'm not sure it is, did they shrink Australia?
Nillyjean
Yeah it should be about the size of Canada. The map projection messes things up.
HopeHubris
Australia is definitely bigger than that
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evanseb0112
Definitely a map projection issue
112864
yea @HopeHubris dones't realize that
112864
http://thetruesize.com/#?borders=1~!MTczMzkxNDE.Mzc0NzE1Ng*MzYwMDAwMDA(MA~!AU*MTgyOTEwMDU.MTUyNTc3Mzg)Mw
MattGlade
Australia = 7,7million km2, USA = 9,8million km2, Canada = 9,9million km2 and Russia = whopping 17,1million km2.
sulfuratus
Also: Greenland = 2,2 million km2
devolution13
GET BACK DOWN WHERE YOU BELONG!
PlagueDoctorInDaHouse
that's what she said.
SuperNull
Yeah, I don't want flying spiders or swimming giant mosquittos coming to Morocco.
Wholling73
NO KEEP THEM HERE I LIKE THEM
SgtPugsly
done
FurtiveGlancer
So now it will be called "Up Above" instead of down-under
wiggitywiggitywoo
"SHE'S OUT OF OUR HAIR-R-R" - New Zealand, probably
IamJaxusername
*down under
DeathAnGravity
PirateBot
GET BACK DOWN whar ye BELONG!
darkhavana0512
AarishKhawar
On the corner of the streets with your high heels on
bronypokey6918
Oi! their awake! run!
bronypokey6918
yes i spelled it wrong on purpose
Bossdogs
Sure ya did ya bloody drongo
Manisaning
Gladly, we're rather happy avoiding all your drama XD
KristofferSheen
As a Greenlandic(the big island above) We don't want them, we'll stick to being depressed and abusing alcohol.
LurkMasterP
Depression and alcohol abuse? Do you have room for one more?
shuttlecockinakumquat
NZ is lonely!
yesthisisturbo
TBH I'm rather happy to stay the fuck down here. Snakes n all.
VibratingNipples
but.....snakes exist everywhere. irony?
yesthisisturbo
New Zealand?
wheresmyspatula
GET BACK DOWN under* WHERE YOU BELONG!
PervertedTango
WHY IS MY TOILET FLUSHING THE WRONG WAY ALL OF A SUDDEN!!??
Daymaster1
sciencebasedlifeform
We need to build a wall
aboxfullofpinecones
The way we look at the map of the world is subjective. There is no up or down, just how the map layout was created...hmmm
shuttlecockinakumquat
NZ is lonely!
MOTHERFUCKINGBIRDJESUS
sibeh
I fuckin love that song and movie
awkwardstar
Love the username
Gayforbae
Was looking for this. +1
BreastInspector
Me too!
PainlessPine871
WWMFBJD
IncognitoCactus42
MOTHERFUCKINGLUCIFER
SO HELP ME
Goodnewwseveryone
Yeah! What motherfucking bird Jesus said!
tiduszecht
Good News Everyone, Australia is still where it always was. Just a tiny bit moved, you know, due to tectonic plates.
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FurryAndConfused
What do you call it when Mr. Holmes has constipation? No-shit Sherlock
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
Things you say to your girlfriend in bed! *ding*
SaltyInternetPirate
Before the spiders learn to swim over to our continents!
CaptRandom1290
Silly @coladict, spiders don't need to swim because they can ride air currents overseas
zomnoms
On the backs of their sharks, crocodiles, and those legal octopus
PracticalCactus
At least they're legal
Radix865
Don't forget emus, I hear even the army can't deal with those fuckers.
cuzitsthere
They'd freeze to death during our summers.
DoubleSecretAgent
I, for one, welcome our new neighbors...just keep all your nopes contained.
bananaisntfriend
But we want to share them...
DoubleSecretAgent
We'll accept the Koalas and Kangaroos. But so help me if a dingo eats a baby we'll never hear the end of it.
bananaisntfriend
What about a bird eating spider? They're friendly and way more cuddly then a koala.
hawker101
Bird eating spiders yes, spider eating birds no. Now, I don't know it for a fact Australia has bird eating spiders, I just know it's true.
Muttons1337
They can keep the kangaroos. We've got enough problems with deer.
DoubleSecretAgent
True, but just imagine...Kangaroo season
Chickenlicker
Stuck between canada and ireland. We'd end up as a nation of people who get pissed all day and continuously apologise for it.
Isthe4thtimethecharm
Could you imagine the fights that would break out if the Aussies started going to Irish bars.
Chickenlicker
Probably not many. Aussies are all mouth when there's no risk but wimp out when the time comes.
YouFckinWotM8
Well we're half way there.
HaroldLostHisPurpleCrayon
I like how the title says USA instead of North America. Canada is like the middle child
TygrF
Shut up, M̶e̶g̶ Canada...
HaroldLostHisPurpleCrayon
I was wondering how I could get a meg joke in there! I'm not clever enough for that apparently. Thank you!
Wholling73
I thought you meant pissed like angry, not pissed drunk, lol
treknor
well, the only time I met Aussis, one was totaly drunk and the other apologised for it.. xD ( happend in Berlin, 1996 or 1997 .. )
GoldySN1PeZ
Sorry about him
metalfoto
TheIrishMike
Zreen
OR SO HELP ME
GhostofCain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqaHBfBSSuc
1snowwolf1
SO HELP ME
therealandofficialpiguy
HELP ME
blingblaow
ME
FatedFall
E
Daedalus21
I WILL TURN OUR ROTATION AROUND
RobertNAdams
supERMAN NO
Kmoose1983
Wrong side of the equator, mate...
basball6969
Everything is upside down in Australia, so them being up there on the map makes sense to me!
HorsefaceBeeguy
Canada will rise the undead WWI soldiers and will push that up so far your joggey dodgers freeze
PlagueDoctorInDaHouse
That's what she said
enterusernamehere25
but they are so lonely
Zimenzo
Come back to your place down unda
WhenISpeakGIFsComeOut
Kiwi - "YES, keep them there. WE OWN THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE NOW, ASSHOLES!!"
SCM7
China and Japan say LOLWUT?
Stiposnchanged
Ohwa! Little early for Kung fu isn't it johnny.
whyyougottabesorude
"JA!" - South America
AnAverageBrazillian
HUE - Brasil
tamarindjuice
as a brazillian, fuck off
MrListerTheSisterFisterAndListersSisterTheFisterResistor
Stay in your fucking place you fucking cunts go hide by your fucking sheep you *insert insult*
Winterhathcome
Tell that to Indonesia and ASEAN.
AnewdownvoteandNOeveryday
We always did bro...
Dalumbr
Nice try little brother
Flexiblewarmth
Grab a drink from the chully bin to have with our choice fush and chups bro.
ButtblasterMcAssmaster
If Australia left NZ would have the third largest economy of any country entirely in the southern hemisphere.
ToxemicElk
South Africa Here, we are ready to fight you in th Southern Hemisphere with all our deadly animals
treknor
with north Korea, the china guys the Japanese and the bloody Indians .. good luck
ivm4
"Oh Kiwiland! You're so funny!" – South Africa
BewareTheCrocigator
Dankie
leftbanana
South America concurs
SoooooOriginal
But where will you send all your unemployed now?
DogsFuckThePope
Aussie, if our unemployed are taking your jobs, it's time to take a looooong, hard look in the mirror.
chrisalovell
Ohhhhh shiitttt sonnnnn
jo3v
You say that like you'll pump your own concrete and build your own scaffolding.. you're welcome!
mrdead089
Antarctica
DiceyBusiness
Claimed by Argentina, try again.
Humblebeelord
Na, we own like 10 percent of the "beach"
Badyams73
Sorry, after Australia, the Philippines is #2. New Zealand is #3.
PMmeUrNachos
South Africa, Brazil?
Badyams73
Ok ok...we can stick New Zealand after South Africa and Brazil
Vectorman2
Hey, how do you get your birds to taste so much like fruit? They are delicious! (also I love that cute dance you guys do before rugby games)
imhoots
There are a couple things this sentence could mean. I like to think one way in particular.
BewareTheCrocigator
Cute? Looks like we're gonna have a problem bro
Vectorman2
Dance off? I mean I'm not very good but i can slap my knees and grunt so we might be evenly matched
BewareTheCrocigator
I manage to hit my knees half the time at least
Jsmythe
Enjoy the sheep.
BewareTheCrocigator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t2eAYSWRJA
Millsslslsls
they also farm deer
AxelYamanaka
I thought that was the scottish
Schadenfreuda
The Scots are known for it, but New Zealand has 7 sheep for every human, and like Australians have a Scotland-like reputation with sheep
naytorin
Welsh.
TrijezniMujo
We always did ;)
Jsmythe
TIL: that kiwis are prideful about their beastiality.
TrijezniMujo
Here's a gif of me and my sheep here in NZ:
ApolloTheSpaceFox
If I squint it looks like a yellow sheep
SonderingStrike
They're the Welsh that Australia didn't want.
afnanf
The English don't really want the Welsh either. Just the land
Nilhlis
Oi ya cunt I'll have you know that everyone want the Welsh (Source - I am Welsh)
KalaKat
No no no you keep your poisionus everything down in the shadow realm
jonhnefill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy_TB6onHVE
Gayforbae
It's time to....... D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!!!!!!
VibratingNipples
Gayforbae
*overly dramatic transformation montage go!
Leathlan
The dark fire will not avail you, FLAME OF UDÛN!!! Go back to the shadow. YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
Xen300
*Poisonous.
canipleasejusthaveanameforonce
I agree
canipleasejusthaveanameforonce
We donut want zis shit of in Russia
TheSecondOneWasTakenToo
You could say, they should keep it... DOWN UNDA
VibratingNipples
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
I always thought the Yugioh shadow realm wasn't so bad. Now that I know it's the australian boonies it makes sense.
NotACanadian
You know its new latitude right? They're all going to freeze to death!
DiceyBusiness
Don't worry, a solid year of a northern hemisphere winter and what we laughably call a "summer" should kill it all off.
Fiadh
I went to Maine one summer and a local dude said, "It's so hot today." It was 74F there and at home in SC, 98F w/ 95% humidity. xD
djsdkdjsk
what do you mean by "laughably call a "summer
v3rmilion
Tbf I think most of them would die in that environment anyway
partcleboard
you see how far north they went? nothing poisonous can live that far north! its a fact!
partcleboard
venomous*
posthumousmince
Back to Valyria with you and your dragons.
mirrelle
I'm going to start saying i live in the shadow realm from now on.
AuraChanneler
Link? We need you!
gottodiehappy
Half of imgur probably does in one way or another
GoliathSkittles
Most of the bad stuff here is in the ocean anyway, we'll leave all that for the Kiwis
idontknowzipizapaaboutit
It's ok you compensate with the level of human hotness
Peanutmm
I beg to disagree.
SkiaOura
I didn't realise that cassowaries, snakes, crocodiles and spiders lived in the ocean. Can't forget drop bears either.
iConfirmAnythingAndEverything
And many many other species
MHJohnston
Venomous. Poisonous critters are in South America
isayzoop
OOIOxOOIxIOIOxIOIxSxIOIIxIIIxOOI
What's that one harmless looking plant called which is covered in spines that cause close to the worst pain in the what's it called index?
LaserSalsa
Gympie Gympie. Just watched something on it a couple hours ago
97Lukas90
Your mother.
Zeus541
BenSnow97
Venomous plants? Well, I guess it's Australia after all
NotACanadian
Many of them have toxic barbed vines and leaves that make poison ivy seem like toilet paper.
kazini
Jokes on you, I don't get a rash from ivy and have mistakenly used it as tp when I was younger. My friend who also used it was not so lucky.
ohfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
They even have venomous concrete!
BMONoir
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dendrocnide_moroides. "It is the most toxic of the Australian species of stinging trees."
TheSlightlyOptimisticButStillRatherGrimReaper
After reading the toxicity section, I kinda wanna touch it.
BMONoir
Its called the Gympie Gympie, aka. the suicide plant.
itoldyouiwashere
As a New Zealander, I support this post
SasquatchPirate
As a Canadian I support this post also.
KingKizer
Nice try New Zealand. You're coming, too.
jo3v
"Now WE'RE THE MAIN ISLAND!"
funneydude
As an Australian I both want to buy you a beer and take you outside
BewareTheCrocigator
As long as it's Speight's
garbanzobean
As a New Zealander too, let's get rid of the aussies
efemral
Aww... geez. What is it with you guys? Can't we all just get along?
AussieNotNamedBruce
...and here we were, hanging around, so you're not lonely or alone!
everythingisadildoifyourbraveenough
Aye don't make me come over there
iamkarlpilkington
You love us! Btw, we're keeping Neil Finn, Russell Crowe and we got our eye on Lorde too
ZOMGNO
You can keep Russell Crowe, we don't want him. We invented the Pav, and stop trying to steal Phar Lap the racehorse.
eskimowins
I just love that you clarified the Phar Lap you were talking about was the racehorse, and not Phar Lap the rapper from Christchurch
ZOMGNO
I was just clarifying incase anyone unfamiliar with Phar Lap encountered the comment. Never heard of the rapper.
eskimowins
Yeah I just thought of it the other way and it made me laugh, btw there isn't a rapper (that was a bad joke =P)
WaterDragonHaku
Did you kiwis also fight the emus, or you just watched and laughed?
GeneralAnubis
As a Zealous Newlander, I support this comment
ChanningTastum
As a tourist to both, praise the underworlds
Darkrift
I read this like "as a new zoolander movie I support this"
Archerkunai
Yea but New Zealand isn't affected
thehoesenone
Wait, wouldn't this mean you would have to travel further for a better life?
Beepity
I checked, this map wouldn't belong in http://worldmapswithout.nz
Andre2998
New Zealandanianite*
SomeThirdRateObscureMeme
New Zealandianiter*
icounttopotato
You folks can come as well, plenty of room in the Atlantic. Be a tad chilly for you though.
CaptainAwesomeMofo
Kiaora! And fuck you to bro
TachyonCode
TIL New Zealanders make good foundations for load-bearing beams.
Chickenlicker
Are you sure? How are you planning on relocating to australia when it's fuck'n 10'000KM away?
SuperPickle17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9RuaB3c9FQ
sauvemonkey
makeawishfoundation
Now who's the Dean?!
Andrewwashere
Ooooooooooh mum, you're gonna get the jandel
FHERO111
This would be fucking amazing - a Northern American
dokpsy
Is it because you're actually on the map this time?
Esdog
As do I! Look at all the space for our new continent Zealandia!
putski
New Zealous
SwaghettiYologneseWithMemeballs
And all this water to fish in without competition!
melekoftd
Aside from illegal Korean trawlers and Japanese whale "research" vessels, right?
BewareTheCrocigator
You know I wouldn't be so angry about Japanese whalers if they didn't claim to just be the world's most inept scientists instead
CaptnRisky
Bloody kiwis!
CaptnRisky
SecretlyThreeDucksInAManSuit
Kiwi cannot fly, so they take a plane!
MCdaGrinder
On the internet, no one knows you are three ducks in a man suit.
potatothegreat
Why do you call them kiwis?
striketwo
The kiwi is the national animal for New Zealand, like the Australian kangaroo or the Scottish unicorn.
sauvemonkey
The Māori language word kiwi (/ˈkiːwiː/ kee-wee)[7] is generally accepted to be "of imitative origin" from the call.[8] source: wikipedia
INEEDASSISTANCE
A Kiwi is a flightless bird that is only found in New Zealand, they are actually endangered
DefinetlyNotARussianSpy
So New Zealanders are actually endangered, flightless birds?
SecretlyThreeDucksInAManSuit
Haha of course not ᴵᴺᴱᴱᴰᴬˢˢˢᴵˢᵀᴬᴺᶜᴱ ʸᵒᵘ ᵇᵉᵗᵗᵉʳ ˢʰᵘᵗ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᶰᵃʳᶜ ᵐᵒᵘᵗʰ ᵇʳᵒ ʷᵉ ᵏᶰᵒʷ ʷʰᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ᵃʳᵉ
potatothegreat
Just like russians are bears on unicycles
INEEDASSISTANCE
Pretty much
sauvemonkey
Can we swap Australia for England so at least we might actually get a decent game of union for once?
anon9ine
Shots fired!
CheeseIsNaturesFudge
Fucking owww..
TheSakaarson
Nice. Fuck you though
TheCommissar1020
*ZING*
everythingisadildoifyourbraveenough
Ouch..
Rogu3s
The sheep are moister in the UK too.
pookieeatworld
I mean the Queen is getting pretty old, it might not be a good idea to turn her upside down like that...
putski
I thought you guys liked flogging us.
Meleth84
And some decent weather!
DaWanga
This is gold
iamthesponge
Listen here you little shit.....ah, who am I kidding, we'll never win against you guys. Men against boys.
eskimowins
Can we swap rugby union for something decent so we can actually be entertained by New Zealand sports for once?
sauvemonkey
We gave you the Black Caps (some times) to beat, you have us the Wallabys
sauvemonkey
That's cold bro.
eskimowins
Haha just banter. I'm a Melbournian (AFL fan) living in NZ... Winters are tough!
sauvemonkey
Lol! I'm a Kiwi living in Melbourne bro.
sauvemonkey
I follow West Coast, you?
cousteau
As a Spaniard: hello there, antipodes!
Equinox13
As an American, please, come, bring your accents and ANZAC biscuits!
Humblebeelord
Anzac day was yesterday btw
Equinox13
I know! It's marked on my calendars and I had a nice conversation with an Australian guy about it. Hope you had a good one! :)
Humblebeelord
All nz teenagers use it as an excuse to throw the biggest fuckin parties
Equinox13
Hah, the way you put that, I'm not sure if you're complimenting them or annoyed by them.
Chattcat
Won't change that NZ is a state of Australia according to our constitution :p
ParradoxUniverse
Actually, New Zealand and Fiji were the only two countries to reject the proposition of joining Australia.
Soddo
Yir brou
Chattcat
Oh I know. But it doesn't change that under the Australian Constitution, NZ is considered a state. All it really means though is that (1/2)
Chattcat
NZ could join Australia at any time it wanted to, if it ever decided to do so. (2/2)
ParradoxUniverse
True, buts that's like your twenty year old brother coming and crashing at your house indefinitely.
JollyGreenAl
http://a.fod4.com/misc/FOTC%20Sandwich%20Dance.gif
boofhead60
Baaa
theusernameformerlyknownastildo
I've updated your place to the Northern Hemisphere as well.
BewareTheCrocigator
Nooo don't put us between USA and Russia, else one of them will suddenly discover oil and come charging in with freedom
ZOMGNO
Sweet, we're still in the Pacific! Gonna hang with our cuzzies in Hawaii!
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
That's just so you can change history and make it look like you invented fizzy milk instead of stealing it from us!
ZOMGNO
WTF is fizzy milk? It sounds awful, you can keep it
BewareTheCrocigator
I'm not sure what fizzy milk is but you can keep it, we'll hang on to our Pavlova
PenguinsAreJustPandaChicken
What's fizzy milk?
urethralcarnage
It's milk but fizzy
BlackMoth13
I need more info. I'm trying to imagine carbonated milk without puking a little bit.
urethralcarnage
That's literally it, it's carbonated milk, it's pretty rank
PenguinsAreJustPandaChicken
Exactly
SomeThirdRateObscureMeme
As a New Zealander TAKE ME WITH YOUUU
DarthFutuza
It will be cold.
skwint
You could swap places with England? You're about the same size and we're going through a rebellious teenage phase and want to be alone.
ThePunchedOmelette
As a brit.
trahmah
I came looking for this
LurkerOfDarkness
We can fit you into the north sea, your new neighbours will be UK, NO, DK, DE and NL. Enjoy
SwordCunt
I heard Kiwis were nice, *let's do this!*
DependingOnTheStreet
As a Kiwi who has lived throughout Scandinavia, NZ would fit right in with the Noggies and the Danes
jo3v
Can't you just stack us on top of Canada? I feel like we would be friends with them if we were closer.
LurkerOfDarkness
You want to live in a freezer? Besides you're already friends
jo3v
I think a holiday on a continental scale would be good for us. Plus, Australia has been super clingy lately, we need a break.
Sogeking
Next to the original Zealand!
LurkerOfDarkness
Yes both the one they meant to name it after, and the one they accidentally named it after.
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
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