Mine is probably for stealing a wheel of cheese.

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I wish everyone in the world could get to meet my Minnie, but you'll have to settle for my Christmas selfie with her.

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I find your lack of sausage disturbing.

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I learned of this today from this post/thread on Reddit, which had me rolling, so I looked up more about it and found more epic reviews.

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Well shit, I'm unemployable...

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A few words of wisdom:

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I just... I feel like there's a great title that should go with this... Help me out?

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Minnie!

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These are my puppies!!! They are freaking awesome!!!

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Workout Fails

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My room after cleaning it up from hoarding level.

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"I am your father, you piece of shit!"

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The Starbucks cup was not the first time...

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This ad placement...

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Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise another

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That's it. 5G causes Juggalos. It has to go.

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Rule number 1

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Repost only so people get the reference.

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Bread rolls

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This is important.

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Wtf is this shit? Showed up for about 30 seconds after the game even though they lost...

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Let's see how far you're willing to take this...

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Merry Christmas, you bunch of awesome degenerates!

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