MRW I don't notice the cop I just sped by and he doesn't pull me over.
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Wake up wake up, get up get up...
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Possibly my favorite music video ever and a reminder of my awesome childhood.
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Upvote EVERYTHING? I don't think so. Homey don't play that, not even on Christmas.
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Had a good time so it was worth it.
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Why do people only want to chat on here when they are drunk or depressed? I'm feeling awesome, Inbox me!
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Not that I mind seeing you lovely people, but my god, the flood is overwhelming.
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I see your Mortal Kombat and raise you Street Fighter.
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Somebody in my building is doing it right if the neighbors gotta change the WiFi!
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On my cakeday, I present emails about dead rappers that miss me. I miss them too :-(
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Saw this in Denver the other night while walking around with some friends.
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I make my own luck.
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Daily words of encouragement from my car before the commute to work. -OCD BONUS - The 232.3 was completely by accident.
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MRW somebody leaves a bowl of "beef stew" in the bathroom at work.
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