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Mistakes were made
Jan 18, 2015 4:46 PM
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Dumbledi
I used to drink coke-milk all the time. My dad called it a milk shake. Delicious.
LandofLivingSky
The pepsi milk guy just needed to add some vodka= paralyzer!
SilverHarvest
They did not fit.
Xhexaniaa
Upvote for bean cat.
toospoon
#1 Cat cannot breathe. Why would anyone stop to take a photo? Rescue your damn cat before s/he suffocates.
Shamorza
Well, "Hints are for suckers!" WAS the hint, so it doesn't count as a regrettable decision.
korenful
I can totally relate with the first pic. Hate it when it happens.
mylittlepierogi
I physically felt the pain of each of these
licensetoillite
The worst was the newbie booze hound *CRINGE*
seasickcroc
Pepsi-milk man has the face of regret.
TakeYourPantsOffAndJacket
http://imgur.com/954UVrc
DhaliaTheGreatest
These made me laugh. Thank you. It was much needed
spug3t
Password hint: that legendary one.
DarmokOnTheOcean
http://imgur.com/WOjI0sB
theiwatobiicepick
That band-aid one tho...
measterl
put cat in tub hold cat on back with downward pressure wash with other hand.
measterl
to bath a cat, fill tub with as hot waster as you can stand.before the cat is immersed hold both sets of claws. 1/2
hawaiianwebsurfer
Read that the real Arnold Palmer orders the drink saying 'Mr. Palmer' *The More You Know*
t00tie
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arnold_Palmer_(drink)
NwabudikeMorgan
AKA The most refreshing thing in the world.
threecheersforsweetrevenge
These were perfect. Nice thing to start a day with
IsThatUpdog
Just like a Whiskey Sour
vaneri
I'm ending the day with these
umpbumpfizz
So am I! Right now!
zerobahamut03
Starting? I'm just ending!
shmoland
#5 made me wince because I can imagine making the same mistake.
Gingerkid05
I blame the confusion about Arnold Palmers on The Other Guys
IdigUnsolvedMysteries
#1 terrifies me. Get kitty out, kitty suffocating. Welp.
krauraurgg
It's already dead, so there's time to take a picture.
IdigUnsolvedMysteries
Don't you bloody dare.
jackbos
They call that kind of toilet paper "John Wayne Toilet Paper". Because it's rough, it's tough, and it doesn't take shit off anyone.
Imslightlyattractedtodisneycharacters
Last one: no regrets
HorcaCZ
*ragrets
Tagross
Asian guy deserved it, nobody pours Pepsi into a coca cola glass and survives, he's lucky he milked it down.
FilbertPChestnut
upvoting for "milked it down"
KimJongUnceUnceUnce
i once mixed milk with coke. it caused me to rethink some life decisions
yodadude
try wiskey and milk. it is called a slow motion. after two of these the tummy starts churning then, puke your guts out
KimJongUnceUnceUnce
i once did something similar after drinking baileys all night then doing tequila shots. do not recommend
lilhypnokat
Its actually popular in africa.
essthej
but... but why
HeyFreckleFace
LMNOParis
I used to love ths combo as a kid. Did it any time I could.
buttermyarse
Surely its not that different to putting ice cream in soda?
licensetoillite
I ate fruity pebbles with pepsi once, mostly out of boredom and being a kid
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
Cornflakes with beer, breakfast of champions.
SirLockeHolmes
Milk + cream soda on the other hand...
Mikehippop
My password hint was "Who the fuck are you!?" and it was funny because it actually was a hint.
gandalfthegraygray
mine is "the duck" and it is a useful hint except from in know my password like a normal person
clutchthepearls
Mine is "the same one you use for fucking everything!"
crihsagnlel
Now I know your password
ShooterMcGavinsBreakfast
TIL what an Arnold Palmer is
clutchthepearls
Not unless you googled it, if not, it isn't a whiskey sour.
ShooterMcGavinsBreakfast
i guess i should have written "TIL by way of my own research what an Arnold Palmer is"
nkaplan89
Lemonade/Iced Tea
pikmints
"The new guy thought it was a drink..." Me: Well, he's not wrong.
allthenamesaregone
Not just a drink, a drink drink. Why replace "alcoholic" with "drink"? No idea.
Collaborativelmgur
I knew what he meant. :P
AnimosityTowardTheContrivance
Whenever I'm at a restaaurant with a bar, I get an Arnold Palmer. I like to think it makes me seem fancy.
TheTitsburgFeelers
My dad was in the same situation as the arnold palmer guy, but he refrained because he had to go back to work later, that night he went 1/2
TheTitsburgFeelers
back and ordered one to see what it was. He was confused and had to ask the waiter why he brought him a lemonade/ice tea. He laughed at him
trustmeimalinguist
An alcoholic alternative, though, is called a John Daly, adding vodka to it.
YancyFryJr
Well could have always ordered a John Daly. Its an arnold palmer spiked with an irresponsible amount of vodka.
Iteki
I always thought it was an alcoholic coctail, which confused me mightily in the post. But now, ha!!
DrunkGermanGuy
Excuse me, have you never seen Scrubs? Because that's where I learned what an Arnold Palmer is.
HughLaurie
I always thought it was an alcoholic beverage too. Even then I still wouldn't have ordered a damn whiskey sour at 11:30am.
t00tie
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arnold_Palmer_(drink)
MissMinka
Fail
Hardcore04
It's one part milk, one part pepsi.
BopbopPerono
Soooo good, I can't believe more people haven't heard of it
MoonFaceinc
My boyfriend just fell for that, and is now running around shouting 'shuuuut uuuuup' as I laugh at his dumb ass
tinyanarchist
Did he drink it?
JustARichard
I believed this then read the comment below AND I FEEL BETRAYED
TheRealCJ
Bath cat: "I'm taking you with me."
ThePunchline
Why is he bathing a cat though?
HughLaurie
Am I the only one smart enough to clip my cat's nails before bath time?
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
on the second to last one I thought "I don't remember posting a pic like that" becuase my arms looks much the same.
miraculousDefroster
why would you bathe a cat in the first place?
clutchthepearls
That's a great way to wash a baby, not a cat.
cmfler
It's kind of ironic coming after this was posted
champi64
Whenever my old cat watched me taking a bath, I would firmly grasp her and bath her. I'm still alive.
chemistrydoc
I don't like to judge but if that kid saw that scenario playing out any way other than that he just isn't a very deep thinker.
LesbianMe
But i give my cat a bath like this
thorngwenny
I do too, and it actually works fine! But then again, my husband and I both pitch in, so one of us is always on 'claw' duty.
SwedishElectricianandSchnitzelGuru
Bathing cats is considered a martial art that requires a full plate armour, in some parts of the world, like my living room.
Maltruist
I use a wife-beater, shorts, one hand to hold it by the neck and the other to dispense hygiene. Am I manly now?
MimiNuyasaka
I just stick dump shampoo on them, stick them in their crate, fill the bathtub up a few inches and stick the crate in (not submerged) and
MimiNuyasaka
my cats clean themselves by flipping out. Still a pain in the ass, thankfully I've only had to do it three times.
SwedishElectricianandSchnitzelGuru
I'm just very thankful my moms cat never needed a bath more then once. Her cat is quite bitchy when in a bad mood.
MimiNuyasaka
I love to cook. My cats love food. Naturally they've knocked food off the counter all over themselves. That's the only times they needed one
IridescentLotus
I actually showered with my cat like this when she was a kitten. It kept her calm
MsDavidAttenborough
I don't get the toilet paper one??
DemonicKat33
flakey sand paper
clutchthepearls
There are some things that aren't worth the savings. Toilet paper is one of them.
Frankinbeijing
Your lucky!
ItsSDG
John Wayne brand toilet paper: It's rough, tough, and don't take shit off nobody.
Spice00002
Shitty toilet paper from Dollar General. Yet we still sell cases of them a week.
Alaskabound
ripped his ass apart, probably didnt shit right for a week
MyDogJake
buying cheap tp is a good way to get in touch with your inner self.
mockwerks
Ever gone for the wipe and ended up with your finger wiping your ass instead?
RandomHockeyContextGuy
The number one rule in life is you can cheap out on a lot of things, but toilet paper should never be one of those things.
ColoradoCattleCo
$1 is a really good price for sandpaper.
kevibhoy67
Paper thin..Fingers go through it and sometimes a few squares get left on ass ..
Spice00002
I don't think paper thin is the right term in this case...
t00tie
This is what you buy if you want to get in touch with your inner self.
howdoyoucollege
holy shit I hope that joke was on perpose
Jrex42
And what's the point, really? You end up using 3x as much to make it work anyway
blitherypoop
One of my rules for life is you don't skimp below the belt. Toilet paper, underpants, pants, shoes, condoms..never go cheap, it's a bad call
HeyFreckleFace
You're a smart cookie.
HiveinMind
It's tough to argue when you've only a few dollars to spare.
blitherypoop
Bargain hunting. Nothing wrong w getting quality stuff on sale.
exurbcowboy
This. I like this rule, and will help you spread it
13fingerfx
Spend the money when soundproofing your basement. Worth the cost in the long run.
exurbcowboy
Also: hookers
blitherypoop
Below the belt, so...
killerkungfuwolfbitch
Cheap price= cheap quality. Cheap quality= sand paper grading against yer ass
MsDavidAttenborough
well some people have all the luxuries don't they
NedStarksOtherBastard
Or your fingers going through the paper and you end up giving yourself a prostate exam.
Bent0916
Cheap paper also = easy tears and holes, requiring you to double up anyhow, negating the cost saving.
StubbyJohnson
You don't always double up anyways? I too like to live dangerously... just not that dangerously.
Bent0916
Bruh I quadruple up. I don't stop until the paper's red. Clear is too risky.
krauraurgg
Then you'd have to double-double with cheap paper. Whatever your preference, it's not a good idea.
catscatsyeahcats
The TP is just like Clint Eastwood: it's rough, it's tough, and it don't take shit off anyone.
jfkenn3dy
Only its not tough.... made that mistake once too
catscatsyeahcats
Poke your finger right on through, did ya?
jfkenn3dy
Broke on through, to the other side.