Story idea I've been working with (in my mind) for around 15 years
Do not question the elevated one
Stolen Memes And Meme Accessories Part 6
Merry Christmas
Last minute Christmas selfie
Stolen Memes And Meme Accessories Part 'MURICA
MRW I start wondering where the "X Number of Days until STAR WARS" guy is.
That is a kidney stone I passed last night through my giggle stick. I named it Sir Fuck You With A Kidney Stone Jones.
Stolen Memes and meme Accessories part 2
U 'avin a giggle m8?
I was wondering how I was going to ever fulfill my novelty synthetic urine needs!
This is a picture of my Grandfather taken while serving in the United States Coast Guard during WWII
I think I got my approach with women from Calvin
Hold on babe, let me grab a rubber.
I suck at titles
Distracted Driving
My lovable lug
AMERICA! AMERICA!
You guys, I found the Patriots playbook
When she texts you "We need to talk"
I can feel the white girl beginning to flow through me
For my cakeday, have this old fella who hangs out with me at work sometimes.
Spotted in my local hospital. I am trusting my life to this place
This was me all day yesterday dealing with the flu
Good Night Sweet Prince. Jul/21/51 - Aug/11/2014
Douche level parking: Expert
I think my mouth just came
I once met a pirate who was selling corn on the cob a dollar apiece. Yep, it was a buck an ear.
"I've dined with Kings and Queens, and slept in alleys and eat Pork 'n Beans." RIP Dusty Rhodes, The American Dream
Everyone's reaction to the internet today.
Auchumpkee Covered Bridge in Thomaston Georgia
PBR just released this Brew Your Own Kit. Just add horse piss!
They are gonna be so happy come Wednesday
Maybe he really is a genius.
That Rose chick wasn't bad either.
Thank you for everything.
Oh hai!
And that was the night I came home, I tell ya hwat