umpbumpfizz

88216 pts · September 3, 2014


If you need someone to talk to, I’m here. If you’ve just lost someone, and need some advice on dealing with it, or just want to vent to a random stranger, I can help. If you want some advice on launching a business, I can help you with that too! I always love helping new entrepreneurs get access to resources and info that they need to get their project off the ground. And I like cats. So send me Pictures of your cat!

Doin doggo a heckin big concern

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I need to stop getting drunk and using Tinder

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RIP Joey Boots... I'll miss you buddy

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Just a cat yawning

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What are Howda Pistols? And how/why were they used?

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Otter says hi usersub!

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Ronaldo dick statue

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He just sat there like this for 30 minutes.

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Apparently Bart Simpson has moved on to credit card fraud

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Since when can a video actively infringe upon someone's rights?

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One of my guest-cats enjoying the sunshine behind a curtain

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Izzy, Queen of the House, Lord of Her Brother, First Among Cats To Get Dinner, is pleased.

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Magic moment in Red Rock Canyon Nevada today

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Sometimes you stay up for 26 hours doing a job you don't like for someone you despise.

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anti-shitpost shitpost

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KitKat makes a green tea flavoried version for Asian markets

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A cat I'm taking care of had an extended battle with a carrot tonight

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I'm about 20 hours into Fallout 3

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Learn to roast a chicken!

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The anti-Trump circle-jerk is playing right into his hands.

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Can anyone identify this AK-ish rifle?

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I laughed

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Finally found the cats I'm sitting

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Catnip is obviously a gateway drug.

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Poor Garmingo

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heheheh

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"Yeah, I did it. What you gonna do about it?"

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How much does it cost to fly your pee for a year?

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NICE TO MEET YOU DOG

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Cats are solar powered and must shut down periodically to charge.

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What up my knittas?

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Notice anything special about this AR lower receiver?

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Gun turret loading and firing animation

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Paint me like one of your french girls

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Cat enjoyes cat-sized bed. This is new to me.

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My oyster is growing additonal shell-creatures.

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Don't fuck with AirCat

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How does a silencer function?

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I don't know who this SIR SLY is...

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Approx .75 bananna sized puppy

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When daddy comes home!

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Thank you for signing up for Cat Facts!

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Orion Spacecraft launch via Delta IV Heavy launch vehicle

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"I've made a huge mistake"

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Greetings from the Krampus!

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You done fucked up North Korea

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swiggity swooty - hunting that robotic snake booty

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Ass Bread

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Fuck. You. Greenpeace.

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Every fucking day.

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This is Misha the pup.

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I consider getting my pants on straight in the morning to be an accomplishment.

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MRW I find a nifty GIF I'm sure will go places

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The Struggle is Real

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