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A Rampage Archer Would Enjoy
Make society a better place for all of us.
Satan Enters Through the Ears
All too true.
Comparatively Speaking
Time Travel
Intelligence Isn't Subjective
I are dum. I mean dumb.
Vegans
It's All About Perspective
Avoid Genital Warts
Political Hypocrisy?
I mean, they claim to be.
The Highs and Lows of Parenting
All too true.
TheHandleImFlyingOff
I know it's only a joke...but true anorexia is a rather serious disorder and often leads to an early demise due to cardiac complications.
AllisonChainz
Only 2 stock photos of this guy? One looks like Tom from MySpace, and the other like a very disappointed Daniel Tosh.
denten
god you sound like an insufferable asshole
pangyre
Ahahahaha he’s bigoted against all the right things.
ElecTech
The sad thing about #1 is that most of them probably do see themselves as making the world a better place.
HandAndaHalf
the sad thing is most of them are just doing their job but yeah lets kill people we don't like . p.s i know its comedy
RisingDemon
When I lived in Michigan in 2008 you could smoke inside it was a strange experience at first but I was a smoker then so it was cool.
IronAngel2k3
I read them all in Archer's voice because of the first one's title. Incredible.
ntimmel
Lol, that's awesome.
vowofloudness
Most of these are only funny if you're very ignorant about the subject.
panicmage
Or have a sense of humor.
lezexplorePDX
mmm sandwiches
RustBeard16
Sucking dick isn't gay, cause as we all know $20 is $20, enjoying sucking dick is gay.
userdirt
definitely, definitely yeah
Drpurrpurrpurr
I know this guy is supposed to be funny, but really he just seems like an asshole.
JPBStory
AN is one of the most fatal psychological diseases there is and not cured by a sandwich. That's a pretty fucking ignorant joke.
SugarSmack
Self-promotion. Ew.
Vordermark
He's just a bully with a microphone.
LurkMasterP
Good work. Glad I've now heard of you.
ntimmel
Danke. *curtsies*
Buckbeak1486
My upvote put this post at 404. I apologise for breaking it, OP.
ntimmel
<3
Buckbeak1486
I heart you, too, fellow Imgurian!
EricMatthews
For #1, they made a movie like that. It was called assault on Wall Street, and it was just atrocious
cutebunnies
I find it problematic -to say the least- that he's calling for someone to murder anyone (no matter how terrible her/their work may be).
EricMatthews
As a financial advisor, I completely agree. Seeing as my job is kind of on the list haha
ntimmel
Huh... well, thanks for the heads up. Now I know to avoid it.
Schmedes
You realize that those people are probably shooting their "evil" people or people they think deserve it already? They don't think logically
nickbuzz
Typical imgur comments. Nitpicking the jokes, getting offended at the intentionally offensive jokes. Classic.
Thepacifist2030
Not offended. Just bored.
ntimmel
Lol, and then downvoting your comment for calling them out.
nickbuzz
'Tis the way it goes I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Shairee
I like that tie.
ntimmel
Thanks. :)
MotherfuckingHitler
Sandwiches are nice. There is nothing more to this comment. I just like sandwiches.
jimwormmaster
SANDVICH, MOIST AND DELICIOUS!
Buckbeak1486
And, not being anorexic! Lol
Zhouse301
My little rain man
ThisIsNotANameItsASandwich
<3
MotherfuckingHitler
<3 <3 <3
DrClaww
I mean, tacos are alright. I wouldn't mind a taco either, but yeah pancakes are pretty good, waffles, ribs...wait, where was I?
omglandshark
Chili Fries
MornieAlantie
screw chili fries! as an american, I demand poutine! I have never tried it and feel cheated in that fact!
ntimmel
They can be quite delicious.
forgottenshore
Miracle whip and peanut butter
YourLordCthulhu
Can be. You fucking monster.
forgottenshore
Marmite and anchovy
MotherfuckingHitler
Miracle who now?
forgottenshore
Miracle whip is like a sweet version of mayonnaise
ihazanaccount
I'm pretty sure anorexia is listed in the DSM as a mental illness.
TachyonCode
Well, are we talking anorexia nervosa or anorexia?
DeusCaritasEst
You mentioned this "difference" twice; is it a reference I don't get? If so, nm. But if not, "anorexia nervosa" is the full, actual name.
TachyonCode
http://www.eatingdisordersonline.com/blogs/anorexia-nervosa-blogs/anorexia-and-anorexia-nervosa-is-there-a-difference
DeusCaritasEst
It most certainly is.
BearbackRidingSabertoothSquirrel
I need a Netflix special of your comedy immediately
ntimmel
That is a Goddamn big compliment. Thank you. <3
andrizei
Good stuff. Do you have any full length shows recorded?
ntimmel
Not available for purchase or download, but I've over an hour of one-offs on YouTube. https://www.youtube.com/user/iamnotnathan
samwise85
Commenting to check out later...
ntimmel
(Also: thanks for the compliment)
imalumberjack
I trust comedians more then politicians
121AAD
I just believe whatever a Actor on TV tells me
BatmanAndCradleRobin
That's because the people are paying for comedians, corporations pay for politicians. Comedians literally represent the people more.
PleasantPeasantPheasant
Just me or are most like able people who sort of make sense left wing?
TheHandleImFlyingOff
You shouldn't rely on either for science.
dguy21
I trust a serial killer coming at me with an axe more than politicians.
MadamPuddifoot
more than*
astromoondoggie
more, then*
smaug777000
, Mr. President
Ssssssssssss
Problem is that Comedians need tragedy to fuel their comedy.
LovableTramp
True, that is a crucial part of the formula, but the best comedians can work with the smallest of tragedies.
Ssssssssssss
You're too trusting, comrade.
Lkklltt21
Watch Man of the Year
GrimRiderJ
Movie? Netflix? About comedians that I shouldn't trust?
Lkklltt21
What.
GrimRiderJ
Why did you suggest to watch man of the year? And what is it?
Lkklltt21
A film about a comedian becoming a politician. Robin Williams stars.
lookingOknaked
I trust homicidal maniac who keeps saying that he is not going to kill me,and yet keeps inserting his knife inside me more than politicians.
myqool
You trust comedians, followed by politicians, that seems like and odd grouping. Who is third?
BatmanAndCradleRobin
That is not how english works. The sentence does not specify position only relative order.
myqool
There's always a bigger fish
Horsed
Exactly so you can also ask who's first. Comedians and politicians could be no 7 and 50
ScruffyLookinNerfHerder
These were hilarious and he did it without using much profanity at all. That's pretty cool.
ntimmel
I try and only swear when I think the emphasis is warranted. Glad you noticed!
ScruffyLookinNerfHerder
Just realized that's you! I'm guessing this is from a stand up routine. Where can I watch some of your stuff? I think I'd like it.
ntimmel
I have a YouTube page... and when someone else asked for the link, the whiners downvoted it. :) Try www.nathantimmel.com
ScruffyLookinNerfHerder
I checked out some videos. Good stuff man, I genuinely laughed!
ntimmel
That's awesome. The world needs more laughter, and less whining.
TheFlyingSatan
TIL that anoxeria can be cured with sandwiches and that musicians you don't like are fair game for murder.
TachyonCode
The guy is probably confusing anorexia nervosa with straight up anorexia.
magneticgumby
http://imgur.com/lCzhGVb
SamMan
In fact let's all just shoot people we don't like. Anyone have OP's address?
ZeGermanDoctor
"musicians"
TalkWithMyHands
I read the first one and my first thought was that is probably what the Planned Parenthood shooter thought too.
Janthran
I don't think so, if you look at the facts surrounding it he was just just a nutter, not after any cause
lifeful
TheFlyingSatan
+1
gamer2k4
Hey, using that word is like calling a woman fat.
ntimmel
*snort*
ThaiMaiShu
A lot of these were funny but those I really did not agree with in the slightest. I understand it's a joke but I still didn't like it,
LurrRulerOfThePlanetOmicronPersei8
Why can't anorexia be cured with a sandwich? And why should anyone get shot before Iggy?
jrau18
Because anorexia isn't hunger.
ThaiMaiShu
Because anorexia isn't the weight loss, that is a side effect.
Robvp
I bet you tell depressed people to "just stop being sad" too, mental disorders can't be cured with a sandwich
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DeusCaritasEst
Actually, they're both often treated with selective serotonin re-uptake inhibitors (SSRIs), such as Prozac. They're similar psychologically.
AkidwithCancer
As someone who has cancer, anorexia is partially a mental issue, so I'd bet he tells people with depression to stop being so sad.
Niteskye4
I'm on random and you may not see this, but it didn't seem like anyone else actually said this so I hope you are doing alright. Stay strong!
pecc
Thinking it gets better with food is like thinking depression gets better with jokes.
tyrfin
Motherfucker is a comedian, it's almost as if these aren't to be taken as his actual opinions.
scmrph
Or, it's just a joke? ....
Corrodias
I bet you like Carlos Mencia.
vielleicht
or he just tells slightly offensive jokes
NoiceSmart
That was my thought too. Treating anorexia can cause death if fed too much - it is a serious disease. I get it's just a joke, but ya know.
FatherJack
It also has the highest mortality rate of any mental illness. Source: look it up anywhere
iKnowMostlyRandomFacts
Well, maybe we should give depressed people sandwiches. Has anyone tried that yet?
galorni
will get right on it
toasterfetus
Twiggered!
magneticgumby
http://imgur.com/lCzhGVb
professorsquid
Saying "it's a joke" doesn't mean you get a free pass to make judgment on other people's mental health and its seriousness.
magneticgumby
No, saying it's a joke implies that it's not judgement. It's just that, a joke. Not everything is a personal attack on someone.
DoubleStuf
Right? Mental illness, while different from physical illnesses, are no less valid of an illness.
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SilverRazer
Guess it's a good thing that someone with anorexia isn't stealing a snickers, then.
Vectorman2
Stealing a Snickers from the store and shooting someone in the face are both valid crimes, I wouldn't put them on the same scale though.
robofuck
Skipping lunch is comparable to stealing a candy bar. Embezzlement of millions is more comparable to Anorexia.
Vectorman2
I'm pretty sure if you skipped millions of meals you would starve to death.
kelderboiler
Which is what happens to anorexic people on a regular basis
TheMightyMoto
Please tell me Marco Rubio said that, cause that is too funny.
ntimmel
The phrasing isn't exact, but it was close enough to make me "not lying."
Mrginger128
You're good. I demand more.
ntimmel
I've got a backlog of many, Mr. Ginger! Just click on my images and giggle away.
Mrginger128
I went to that tube you are on and had fun there. Thanks haha
ntimmel
Sweet. Thanks for taking a gander. :)
BabaBooeytoo
It's cool to see the comedian actually posting his own jokes!
TheMightyMoto
It just reminded me so much of when GOP claim there's welfare babies and black women having babies for money from the state.
ntimmel
Ugh, yeah...
TheMightyMoto
Its all too stupid really. But half truths and lies are what politics is about.
ntimmel
Half-truths, lies, and pointing fingers to create division.