toasterfetus

72855 pts · March 5, 2014


newfie expat, living in montreal. http://imgur.com/a/b3EHApO

Susan saw a squirrel outside.

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Watching Rudy rant and rave about fraud conspiracies and couldn't help but notice a familiar pose.

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Before, during & after a big yawn.

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Super fun. Despite the crazy amount of solid white pieces.

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Little Lemmy had his first shed

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When you get that Goofy movie cheese...but in an omelette

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snsɐu / susan

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Someone in a second-hand finds FB group found this. 1.4k comments later... Nobody knows what it means. Help...

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Any other folks who got the jab directly into their tattoo have a weird reaction like mine?

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To the victor go the spoils

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Nostalgia day has me remembering 1997, when I was the original mayor of flavor town.

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Rap music has had a terrible influence on ol' Susan

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Dollarama knows how to do valentines marketing. Couples on the right and singles on the left...

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Did I just sell my soul?!

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Oh what a terrible upset. Jersey fumbles and Susan sneaks in for the win.

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Kinda nice to see that the kids are still writing in curse-ive.

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Just watched the trailer for that new Wahlberg movie... It just solidifies that...

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Hey Susan...

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Blink. Mlem. Drool. Chomp.

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Paint me like one of your French Bulldogs

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My reaction after watching Princess Mononoke for the first time ever.

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Acquired this feller today. First pet snake. Cute lil guy.

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Nostalgia thing happening, eh? This was my jam as a kid. Had the tent and sleeping bag, too. Not many folks remember this show, it seems.

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Jerkin' some moose for new years. Good times.

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Opening the window on a nice spring day has my dog going all ugly concentrated

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Gotta love working from home so you can jerk some meat while getting paid.

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Good catch, Susan.

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All set to eat a Flakie.

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It's not my cake day. But I did make a cake from scratch today. Didn't frig it up, either

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Oh windows 10. It's like being beat by your spouse and then they suggest couples therapy.

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Fat. I'm a fatty fat. And I dance, dance, dance and I dance, dance, dance.

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The misses dressed up as Cokie the Clown

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Xmas selfie with this little husky pup

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Was wondering what all the kerfuffle was this morning and woke up to these bingbongs having a play.

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These two dummies need to learn past tense. I ATE a sandwich at my desk. I'm not EATING one. There is no more sandwich left...I cannot give you a piece of what no longer exists.

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I made a joke. Kinda cheesy, but had me in Stitches. (Sound req)

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Becky plz

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Ol' Susan and Jersey know their not allowed in my office when I'm working. They will, however, push the limits.

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Halloween approaches. What was your favorite costume you wore? Here's mine.

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Me: "Dogs! Get out of the kitchen when I'm cooking! You're not getting any scraps!" My dogs:

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My sister in law's cat has zero boundaries.

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Rock n roll Halloween. This year, Rob Halford. Last year, God.

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You just need to find the right strand, maaaaaan

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Had some shitty pallets and an old wooden futon frame. Made a thing.

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Just took my big dog out for a quick...

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This picture of Guy and his son reminds me of my dad and me at my grade 12 prom. But like, reversed. Facial expressions and all.

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*you're

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heisenbirch

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